A/N: Now this is probably the quickest update ever for me, and there probably won't be one this fast ever again. It seems that my mistakes that I'm making might cause confusion. Roy's right eye was scratched by Ludwig. Enough of this nonsense! Time for the story!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but Vec and Kyra.
Chapter 6
Still Saturday
Roy's POV
Once I put my shell on and my contact in, I left my room to get breakfast. On my way, I overheard Lemmy talking on the phone.
"...I miss you too, babe...no I didn't get any sleep for the past two nights. I heard some weird noises but I ignored them..."
That made me nervous. I'd have to be more careful about noises. Who was he talking to?
"...yeah it was probably nothing...how about when you get home, I'll find us a secret spot, and I'll give you a welcome back present...yes that kind of present...Hell yes! I'm more than ready..."
I stepped away from Lemmy's door, not wanting to find out more about Lemmy's present or who he's going to be giving it to.
At breakfast, Ludwig and I had a glaring contest(A/N: Guess who wins!), and somehow Larry became the judge. It was hard to glare with one eye, and it was extremely difficult to cut pancakes and keep my eye on Ludwig. I cut my finger twice. Larry looked at us, turning his head to see who was scarier until...
"Uh, guys," Larry said in a nervous tone.
"What?"
"What?"
He pointed. We turned to where he was pointing. Pa was glaring lazer beams at us. His glare was much more intimidating than Ludwig's. (It wasn't his scariest glare, though. Pa's scariest glare was the one he gave when Mario ran back to the Mushroom Kingdom, taking Peach with him.) We looked down at our plates and didn't even take a glance until we were done.
Morton started to blab about how great Kyra was. It made me want to puke what I just ate, and Ludwig must've felt the same way.
"May I be excused father?" he asked, cutting Morton off mid-sentence(more like mid-runon).
Pa waved Ludwig away. "Go ahead, Morton."
Ludwig left rather quickly. I should've done the same. Morton began to tell us about Kyra's "phenominal skills in gymnastics" and in detail.
Thank goodness Pa saw the look on my face. "Go, Roy."
You didn't have to tell me twice.
Ten Minutes Later
Thanks to Morton's talking(about Kyra's sluttiness), my breakfast was in the toilet.
The Following Tuesday
2:36 a.m.
We had to help Pa into a hospital room. He "let Mario win" again. Once I asked him why he didn't just kill off Mario and his stupid brother. He said, "It would hurt Peach too much for her to see her favorite stupid red plumber in a casket."
Luckily, I missed his scary glare. I made it just in time for the part where Pa has realized he should've killed Mario when he had the chance and has started swearing at everybody. All of us were on our best behaviour and extra careful not to piss him off even further.
After the usual "I did it for Peach" and "Revenge on Mario" stages, Pa dismissed us.
Bad News: Iggy still wasn't back yet. Good News: While I was with Pa, I got some texts from Vec. FINALLY!
VEC: Hello, Roy. I red all ur ridiculous txts. I 4give u now.
VEC: O, I c how it is. Ur tryin 2 get back me.
VEC: Its all gud.
VEC: How long r u gonna keep this up?
VEC: OK.
VEC: Since.
VEC: U.
VEC: Wanna.
VEC: Play.
VEC: That.
VEC: Game.
VEC: I.
VEC: Guess.
VEC: I.
VEC: Will.
VEC: Try.
VEC: 2.
VEC: Fill.
VEC: Up.
VEC: Ur.
VEC: Inbox.
VEC: Like.
VEC: U.
VEC: Did.
VEC: 2.
VEC: Me.
VEC: Let's.
VEC: C.
VEC: How.
VEC: U.
VEC: Like.
VEC: It.
VEC: Well I kno u like it up ur ass, but thats not the point.
VEC: L.
VEC: O.
VEC: L.
VEC: Have.
VEC: Fun.
VEC: Deleting.
VEC: These.
VEC: ;D
VEC: Txt me when u wanna tlk.
Okay, maybe I went a little overboard with the messages, but mine were over a three week period, not all in one day. And since he wanted to be funny...
ME: I actaully prefer it in my mouth but up my ass is gud 2. Lol.
VEC: What's up? ;)
ME: My dads in the ER, but I guess I did deserve all those txts.
VEC: (Srry bout ur dad) U think I could swing by 2moro?
ME: (Its cool) Idk. I guess u coud. no funny stuf tho.
VEC: No promises ;)
ME: Did Iggy find u?
VEC: Yeah. Wen I came back frm vaca.
ME: Do u kno where he is?
VEC: Out with his gf. He rejected me wen I asked him on a date.
ME: Duh. Iggy's straight Vec.
VEC: R u sure?
ME: Idk. I thought I was straight 2.
VEC: But ur not. Ur mine.
ME: Yep. I almost got discovered.
VEC: By who? !
ME: Peach. Shes a gud guesser. Pa didn't believe her so were safe.
VEC: PHEW! U need 2 be more careful.
ME: I kno. But I need a drink. Ill tlk 2 u later.
VEC: Same here. Bye.
I decided to save the pain of deleting the messages for later when I wouldn't feel it. Then I left to go to the bar.
Larry's POV
I finally remebered to make copies of the pictures of Wendy's trashed room.
I went to Roy's room and knocked on the door. There wasn't an answer, but the door was unlocked, so I went inside.
I'd been in Roy's room before, but I didn't know where he'd want the pictures. I was going to put the pictures on the computer desk and leave, but something caught my eye.
It was a contact case. At first, I thought it might've belonged to a past girlfriend, but one of the contacts was missing. I put on his sunglasses to make sure. Prescription. Oh, Roy, just wait 'til I see you again. I put his (prescription) sunglasses where I found them, when I saw a pile of pictures. And they weren't the ones I just brought. The first one was a picture of two girls, one of them wearing Roy's sunglasses.
No, that was Roy dressed as a girl!
I couldn't believe my eyes. I flipped through the pictures. I became more and more shocked the more pictures I saw. Roy was gay, and the guy he always hung out with was his boyfriend! But what shocked me the most was...
"Holy shit!" The one labeled 'The Forbidden Picture.'
Roy, you're really in for it now. I sat on his bed with his pictures in my hand. I'd already planned on skipping school today. So don't worry. I got all day.
Roy's POV
I had a little trouble getting back to my room(because I was tipsy), but I made it back. When I opened the door, I saw Larry sitting on my bed. He must have skipped school.
"What are you doing in here?" I asked.
"Explain this, Roy." He held the pictures of me and Vec in the air.
My eyes(eye) widened. "Uh..."
"Please tell me someone framed you," he said.
I gulped. "Someone fr-"
"Liar!"
I jumped. "Okay, they're real. I date girls as a coverup."
He shook his head. "And to think I looked up to you. I wonder what King Dad would say..."
"You can't tell Pa!"
Larry gave me his ever so famous I-want-money look.
"No," I snapped.
He stood and walked towards the door.
"If you tell Pa about me, I'll tell him about your Friday night pleasures."
Larry gasped.
Larry's POV
HOW DOES HE KNOW ABOUT THAT?
NOBODY'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT!
Roy's POV
Larry cleared his throat. "What are you talking about?"
"Almost every Friday night, you fuck your girlfriend or some other slut you bring," I told him.
He slouched. "Fine. I won't tell...My girlfriend is not a slut...Okay, she is...but Jill is not a slut."
"Your piranha plant? Of course not," I teased.
"Hahaha," he mumbled in a sarcastic tone. "The reason why I came in here in the first place is to give you pictures of Wendy's room."
"Oh." I saw the pictures, and I'd have to say that Morton and Junior did an awesome job.
Larry was going to leave when he said, "Roy, I love your contacts!"
"Get outta here!"
He snickered and closed the door.
I needed a safe. One so good that Iggy, Ludwig, or the magikoopas couldn't get it open.
But for now, I put the pictures and my contact case in my pillow case.
Wednesday
I finally found one! A burgular-proof(I'd like to call it brother-proof) safe. It has a combination lock, a 4-digit lock, a 'my voice only' password, and a hand print scanner. It had an eye scanner also, but thankfully, that was optional.
While I was gone, Iggy came home. When I saw him, he looked as if someone hypnotized him.
"Ig...Ig...Iggy..." I called. "Hey, Four-eyes!"
He jumped(probably returning from the Land of the Insane). "Hey, Roy."
"Why are you all...dazed?" I asked. "Is it what you did with your girlfriend?"
Back in Insaneland, he replied, "Yessss...I mean no! I mean-yes! No! Maybe...What was the question?"
"Just say yes."
"Yes." Now I knew what Lemmy was talking about when he said Iggy got kicked out of La-la land. "What am I agreeing to?"
I shook my head. "Never mind that. Did you talk to Vec?"
"Yes! But I need to get a restraining order on him," he told me.
"Why?"
"Nothing important, I guess..."
-Flashback-
Iggy's POV
Vec was telling me about when he and Roy went to a costume party, and they dressed up as knights. They had real(fake) swords and helmets, and they scared people who thought they were part of the display.
I zoned out somewhere after that and began to look around his house, the living room in particular.
I hadn't noticed when he stopped talking or when he called my name. The next thing I knew, his lips were pressed against mine. I tried to push him away, but he had a strong grip on my arms.
When he finally broke the kiss, I wiped my mouth. "What the hell was that for?"
Vec shrugged. "For one, you weren't listening. Second, you rejected me over the phone. Third, you look so damn hot when you're daydreaming; you weren't gonna leave my house without me kissing you."
"I would rather have you slap me or something," I said.
He shook his head. "Nah too boring. It's not often that a guy of your looks willingly comes into my house. Besides, you kissed back."
"I DID NOT!" I roared. He reached around me and grabbed my butt. I blushed and stepped away from hiim.
He smirked. "Of course you didn't. I imagined the foreign tongue in my mouth."
"Whatever." I grabbed my tracker and cell phone(while covering my butt). "Bye, Vec."
"Wait! You forgot something!" he called.
"What did I fo-mmm..." Lips. Again.
But this time, I did kiss back.
-End Flashback-
But I wasn't going to tell Roy that.
Roy's POV
"I'm gonna have to have a talk with him," I said. Only I was allowed to freak Iggy out.
"Don't worry," he told me. "The restraining order will do the trick. A four foot restraining order."
There was a knock on Iggy's door. It was a male goomba servant. "Prince Roy, ther is a young lady claiming to be your girlfriend at the castle entrance. Should we let her in?"
I raised an(my only) eyebrow. Iggy and I exchanged a glance. "Let me see who it is...Then I'll decide."
The goomba servant led me to the castle entrance. There stood a girl I'd never seen in my life. It was a blue-haired koopa girl with clothes: a form-fitting royal blue tunic and dark blue, not quite navy, jeggings. At least she was hot.
Suddenly, she jumped on me, and I had to catch her. "Roy! I missed you!"
"Who the hell are you?"
The girl looked at me, glaring with her bright lime-green eyes. Don't you remember? I'm Victoria."
A/N: I bet you didn't expect a cliffhanger! A pretty bad one, but still a cliffhanger. I start school in a few days *sniffsniff*, so udpates won't be as fast as the could've been in the summer. It will come though, don't worry.