Chapter 7 No more One shots for Sora

"NAMINE!" Xion shouts banging on her door not realizing she's gone." NAMINE! I NEED PLANS ON HOW TO GET RID OF VANILLE!"

Namine climbs up the wall and through the window then quickly throws her back pack into the open closet. Then she places Bob on her desk, and proceeds to open the door.

"WHERE DA HELL WHERE YOU AT!?" Xion shouts walking in." I MEAN CAN'T YOU BLOODY HEAR!?"

"Xion why are you talking like that?" Namine asks as Xion nods." Anyway I have something to tell you."

"You're pregnant!?" Xion gasps as Namine slaps her forehead.

"No, and who would be the father anyway?" Namine asks.

"Sora," Xion replies shrugging.

Downstairs Sora sneezes.

Namine begins to tell the extremely short story that happened last chapter. Xion starts to smile, but then stops.

"Was it a Final Fantasy character?" Xion asks as Namine closes the door.

"No," Namine replies.

Xion hugs Namine, and a second later the two start to jump, in glee. They start to make the room sound like two animals are having sex.

"Keep it down you two!" Everyone shouts rolling their eyes.

So Namine swings that way? Sora thinks.

"Yeah I guess they're doing it," Roxas tells Vanille.

"So did you get his number!?" Xion shouts.

"No I was too embarrassed!" Namine shouts as they stop jumping.

Xion summons her Key blade and grabs Namine by the hair. Then she throws Namine on her bed then spanks her with her Key blade. Namine starts yelping as everyone sighs.

"Yeah I guess she is one," Roxas sighs to Vanille.

About ten minutes of spanking later…..

"Namine the golden girl rule of thumb is that you always ask a guy for his number," Xion says behind a hand cuffed Namine that is lying on her stomach.

"Xion why are you doing this?" Namine asks as Xion hits her with her Key blade again.

"SHUT UP!" Xion shouts pretending that Namine is Roxas.

"OW!" Namine shouts in pain." Pretty soon my butt will be black."

"Well it serves you right, Roxas!" Xion snaps at her.

"Roxas?" Namine asks.

Xion blushes then runs out of the room leaving Namine In an awkward position.

"What about me!?" Namine shouts.

A. : Please don't ask me why that scene was included. Blame Sonic for his music.