In Konoha: ya know what? Screw Konoha! Back to the Akatsuki Lair!

"NOOOO!!!!" Kisame cried tears welling up his eyes. "You can't use samahada!!!!"

"Geez, your more annoying then Tobi, un." Deidara mumbled as him and Tobi restrained Kisame from retrieving his beloved sword.

Kakuzu, being the strongest and biggest of them all, was carefully digging Zetsu out of the ground. Slowly he uncovered Zetsu's head.

" Who was the idiot who tore part of me off " Zetsu's black half screamed as it was uncovered.

"It was Tobi, Zetsu-san! Tobi is sorry, Tobi won't do it again! Tobi is a good boy!" He cried to his friend.

" Oh…well you are a good boy for trying to get me out " Zetsu's white half said trying to cheer up Tobi,

"Thank you Zetsu-san." Tobi cried back hugging what part of Zetsu was uncovered

"TOBI! Get out of the way! You can hug Zetsu later! By the way, this is going to cost all of you!" Kakuzu screamed still working diligently to dig Zetsu out.

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In the mean time a figure quietly snuck into the lair.

"Kukuku now that the Akatsuki is dead I can go see what treachery the machine Sasori built can do! Kukuku!" The figure said revealing his face. He had long black hair with pale skin and what looked like lavander eyeshadow that was smeared perfectly down his nose. It was Micheal Jackson, I mean Orochimaru.

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Itachi was the first to notice the intruder.

"Wait." Itachi said in a deep warning voice. "I see someone, one you go check it out."

"Fuck no! Why don't you go check it out?" Hidan responded sarcastically although he knew Itachi couldn't since his feet had be conveniently snapped off.

"I'll go check it out…besides I want to see what happens when I bite someone" He mumbles to him self and smiled and evil grin before hopping off.

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Orochimaru walked slowly up to the contraption, but in a millisecond a figure was standing in front of him in the shadows.

"Who do you think you are? Intruding in the Akatsuki lair like that!" The figure asked

"Orochimaru." He responded stupidly.

"Hehe well Orochimaru you thought you could walk out of the Akatsuki and live?!?" The figure asked and in a second had latched his teeth into Orochimaru's arm.

"Leader-" Orochimaru started before his entire body went limp, his head flopped over and then he fell to the ground.

'Hmmm, so that's was biting people does, kills em, COOL!' Pein thought, but in a second Orochimaru stood up his yellow eyes hazed over and looking rather dead.

"Sasuke……..Saaaaaaaaasuke……..Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasuke……." He said before walking off, and leaving the lair.

"hmmm, ok anyway." Pein said before running over to join the others. "So? How are things coming with Zetsu?" He asked.

"Pretty good-Hey! Look a coin!" Kakuzu said with excitement, then threw the sword he was holding behind him. The sword then hit Kisame in the head causing his head to fly off.

"Samahada!!!!!!!" Kisame's head cried before hitting the floor across the room.