Hells pass hospital 5.25, Cartman is in hospital
"Well Mr Docker and Miss Cartman, Eric is perfectly healthy, it was just a blackout"
"Oh, well that's good to hear" Mr Docker said in relief
Meanwhile, Cartman was in bed reading a T&P Comic with Butters holding his hand
"Butters, I'm not dying. You can let go of my hand now" Cartman said
"Oh, Sorry" Butters said
Cartman's parents walk in
"How are you feeling, sweetie?" his mother asked
"…Like crap" Cartman answered
Clyde walked up to him in a straight expression and gave him a piece of Chocolate, Cartman took the piece and pimp slapped him off the chair
"If that's all you got, I'm not excepting it!" Cartman said, gobbling down the chocolate piece
Ike bobbed his head in the room by the door
"Did it work?" Ike asked
"No" Clyde said
"Cartman's such a fatass!" Ike whispered to him, Clyde chuckled a little
"…Okay, I'm ready to go back home now" Cartman groaned, he got up and slid off his bed on to a wheelchair in an awkwardly slow motion
"Jeez, Can't wait until I actually become handicapped somehow" Cartman said, Butters is confused
"What do you mean Eric?" Butters asked
"A psychic psychiatrist told me that someday I'll become handicapped. I even wrote about it online, but stopped writing it because it was in script form, and the website I wrote it on doesn't really like script" Cartman said
"…the hell are you talking about?" Butters asked unexpectedly
"Just don't question it Butters, just leave it up to the viewers to figure it out" Cartman responded
"What viewers?" Butters was majorly confused and concerned "Eric, are you okay?"