So Who Is The Dad?

Princessstphanie- I actually made the outline to this chapter when I was gone those three days. Just a rough one though, I didn't have any details for any of it. The detail came off the top of my head while I wrote this chapter. In fact a lot of stuff for all my fics just come right off the top of my head. Well anyway here's the new chapter. Also if anyone wants to know why it has taken me so long to update this time I have two very good excuses.

POV- Haruhi

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We were lying on his bed watching the movie 'Pirates of the Caribbean 2' while the others were doing who knows what. I think they all went out to get ice cream or something. I don't really care though. I was really into the movie and I thought he was too. I wish my life could be more like the movie, two sexy guys in love with me, that would be so awesome. I ran my fingers through the hair of the man beside me. Sounds funny coming from me, I know. I've always wondered what it felt like though.

"Why the sudden urge?" Kyoya smirked.

"Oh… sorry Kyoya-sempai." I quickly took my hand away from him.

"No need to apologize. You were only acting out your hearts wishes. Right?" Kyoya asked.

I nodded wondering what his punishment would be.

"Then I hope you don't mind if I do the same."

"Huh?" I blinked.

Kyoya picked me up and put me in his lap. He slowly wrapped his arms and around my waist, looked me straight in the eyes, and gave me my second kiss ever. I was shocked at first, so I didn't respond. That only made him more aggressive. He forced his tongue into my mouth and by then I was fully aware of what was happening. The Shadow King was kissing me. I finally kissed him back, he was pleased. He laid me down on the bed beside him and he climbed on top of me so we could deepen our kiss. I had just put my arms around his neck when my heart stopped.

"KYOYA!"

"Yes?"

"What do you think you're doing?" Tamaki shouted.

"Kissing Haruhi." Kyoya said as if it were no big deal.

"And you're ok with this?" Tamaki asked looking at me.

"Well… yeah."

"My life is over! I can not live with out my beloved Haruhi! My best friend betrayed me! He stole my daughter from me! How dare he? You are a bad mother, Kyoya! I want a divorce!" Tamaki ran out of the room crying about how unfair everything was.

"Guess we'd better go after him." I sighed.

"Yeah." Kyoya said.

"I hope you're the dad." I smiled warmly.

"Why's that?" Kyoya looked slightly amused.

"I'm not sure yet."

The moment he walked out of the door he was attacked by a big scary looking dog. He got chased around the whole house three times before Kaoru called him off. Apparently Tamaki had told the twins about our kiss. Was it really that big of a deal if I wanted to kiss him? I mean he's not the only one I'd like to really kiss. Would they all flip if I was caught kissing one of them?

"Haruhi? Are you ok?" Hikaru was waving his hand in my face as I opened my eyes.

"You're alive!" Tamaki shouted as he ran up and hugged me.

"Why wouldn't I be?" I asked while scrunching up my brow.

"You were in my room watching a movie with me. You somehow fell off of the bed and hit your head. You've been out of it since." Kyoya explained. "During this time I had to deal with Tamaki flipping out and the twins teasing him. It's good to have you back."

"So that was a dream?" I asked myself.

"Was what was a dream, Haruhi?" Kaoru asked.

"Ok, for any reason did you two have a dog in here earlier?"

"No.."

"Ok. That's all I need to know." I laughed thinking back on the dream and how realistic it had seemed.

"Our parents are going to tell us something important tonight. We guess they know if you're pregnant or not." Tamaki said.

"Well since you're ok we're going to go outside." Hikaru said waving his hand motioning for his brother to follow him out.

"See ya later." Kaoru waved.

"Bye guys." I waved back. "WAIT! I'M GOING TO FIND OUT IF I'M PREGNANT TONGIHT?!"

"It's got a twenty percent failure rate since it's only been a few days." Kyoya said trying to cheer me up. That or he was just boasting about the high statistics money could buy.

"Anything else I should know about?" I asked.

"Renge knows you're really a girl thanks to those stupid videos."

"So I can't be in the host club anymore?" I asked wondering how else I was going to pay off the debt I owed them.

"On the contrary, she has told everyone else that had gotten suspicious that you had a twin sister named Haru-chan. She says she will keep our secret on one condition. She just doesn't know what that is yet."

"Great, another lie. I'm a pregnant boy and now I have a fake sister named Haru-chan. How is this going to work when we go back to school?" I asked both of the boys.

"That one is easy!" Tamaki stood up looking proud of himself. "You will continue to go there and be you until you start to show, if you're pregnant that is. When that happens we will say that you are taking the rest of the year in home school courses. Which is when we bring Haru-chan into the picture. You'll still get to stay with the host club, but you just won't be a host. You get to stay there because you will be engaged with one of us. That explains why you are pregnant!"

"And how long did it take you to come up with that?" I laughed.

"About five minutes." Tamaki grinned.

"I love how you guys aren't more concerned that I could be pregnant with your child. Instead you're all planning stuff in case I am. A fake story, buying me maternity clothes, what next?"

"It's a very drastic change in our lives. One of us will have to become a father, we all are fully aware of it. We are just trying to act as normal as possible until we know which of us it is. Precautions on the other hand are a good thing to have. They keep you more prepared." Kyoya fixed his glasses.

"Don't forget we have another meeting with our parents tonight. They may think otherwise." Tamaki reminded him.

"GRR!" I threw my arms up in the air. "I'm going to go make a sandwich."

"I'll do it for you." Tamaki jumped off the couch, throwing his banana peel on the floor.

"That's ok, I can do it." I smiled.

Then I stepped on his stupid peel.

"AHHHH!" I cringed as I started to fall.

When I finished falling, I relaxed. It didn't hurt as much as I had thought it was going to. Wait a second! I landed on Kyoya-sempai! And my lips are on his! How ironic is that? Both my first and second kiss are complete accidents due to Tamaki and a banana peel. Wait, what am I doing still thinking? I've got to get off of him!

"Not again!" Tamaki went into the corner crying.

"Sorry." I blushed and apologized as I got off of him.

"At least you didn't fall on the floor. I'm not that informed on how early stuff like that can hurt the baby, but we don't want to mess around just in case. You need to be more careful." Kyoya said not even mentioning the fact that I had just kissed him.

"Look what we got!" Hikaru and Kaoru shouted as a little puppy came running up to Kyoya and licking his face. "Her name is Frou Frou, we're watching her tonight for the neighbor."

"Get it off me." Kyoya said mentally flinching from the dog on him. For some reason the dog made him think of Tamaki. Kyoya didn't hate dogs or Tamaki, but he found them both pretty annoying.

"Talk about slight dejavu." I laughed as I compared my dream to today.

I kissed Kyoya, just on accident. Tamaki got only a little dramatic, but he still did. The twins ended up bringing a random dog to the house. Freaky. Maybe tonight I can dream about who the actual father of my baby is. If I even have a baby! This is all so confusing and hard to grasp. I've got to stop flipping out and acting like I have been lately.

"What time do we have to be there tonight?" I asked not wanting to compare the two anymore.

"In two hours."

"Ok good." I inwardly sighed.

"Which means we're leaving now. Thanks for bringing it up." Tamaki smiled.

"Why now?" I asked.

"Well we have to drive ourselves and we need to stop and eat somewhere." he answered.

"We are not driving this time! We are sitting with Haruhi! It's your turn, lord." the twins stuck out their tongues and wrapped one arm around me each.

"But, but! I want to sit with Haruhi! A father should be allowed to sit next to his daughter!" Tamaki whined.

"Don't you mean stupid aunt?" the Hitachiin's teased like they did back on the beach.

"I'm not a stupid aunt!" Tamaki threw his arms into the air and flailed them wildly at the boys.

"Has it ever occurred to you guys that maybe I could be the one who drives?" I asked as they all stopped arguing and looked at me in deep thought.

"You can't." Tamaki said kind of airily.

"And why's that?" I raised a brow at him for the second time today.

"We told our parents we would take care of you." he replied.

"And we will do that." Kyoya said picking up the car keys.

"Moms going to drive? Yay!" Tamaki hugged him and Kyoya stiffened a little.

"Lord gets shot gun!" Hikaru and Kaoru shouted out as they began to run towards the door.

"You rotten kids!" Tamaki began to chase them to the car.

"It's funny how they're racing to get to sit by me, but I'm still right here." I laughed at how stupid my fellow housemates could be.

"Guess that means you can be shotgun." Kyoya stated.

"Guess so." I shrugged since I didn't care very much about where I sat or who I sat by. I had much bigger things on my mind. Much bigger things.

…after dinner when they first get out of the car to see their parents…

"Well that was fun, wasn't it Kaoru?" Hikaru sniggered.

"Oh yes it was Hikaru, very much fun." Kaoru joined him.

"Was not!" Tamaki whined.

"Was not what son?" Mr. Suoh asked.

"Dad? Where did you come from?" Tamaki looked confused.

"Sempai, are you feeling ok?" Haruhi asked.

"Haruhi and I have been standing here talking to Mr. Suoh for a few minutes." Kyoya explained to the shocked looking blonde boy.

"Dad! What are you doing talking to Haruhi for so long without me?"

"Well Haruhi, Kyoya, and I were discussing what life was like living together." Mr. Suoh replied to his son before he had time to flip out. After seeing that he was not going to do so he asked, "why don't we go inside now? We have some important matters to discuss with you all."

They all walked into the mansion and went to the living room where the twins and their mom was sitting. Tamaki and Haruhi found it kind of odd that only Mr. Hitachiin was here, not counting Mr. Suoh that is. Kyoya didn't find it odd at all, he had known what was about to be said due to either his smartness or connections. Once they all sat down Mr. Suoh spoke.

"Most of the parents are here in case you were wondering. We have news to tell all of you and we think it would be best for us to tell you all separately. Hikaru, you will stay in this room with your father. Tamaki, you will be following me into my study for us to talk. Kyoya, your dad is waiting for you in the kitchen. Kaoru, you will be talking to your mother instead and she's in our second guest room. Lastly Haruhi, your dad is waiting for you in Tamaki's room."

"Tamaki's room? Why are we talking in his room?" Haruhi asked.

"Yeah and why aren't we talking to both mom and dad?"

"Haruhi, I thought that would be where you are most comfortable seeing as how you've been in there a few times before. Hikaru, Kaoru, the reason you can't be told at the same time is because we need everyone to be very open about this information we are going to tell you." Mr. Suoh told the three questioners.

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Princessstphanie- I'm sorry, this chapter is shorter than I had originally planned it. I just couldn't keep you all waiting any longer. I really do feel bad leaving you all without an update for so long. Hopefully I won't get any more family deaths or car crashes and I can get the next chapter way quicker. I'm dedicating tomorrow morning to working on it. I'll try to write as much as I can. Review please?

PS- If for some reason any of you care this chapter was seven pages.