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She blasted his kitchen. Kagura felt bad, she just wanted to cheer the injured sadistic brat but it turned out the other way around.

First of all, the self-proclaimed queen was being embraced by the sadist and he seemed to be comforting her. It's been few minutes that had passed since she heard him say something about. "China, you're presence is more than enough." Okay, she didn't want to add the "annoying" part.

For estimated five minutes. No one said a thing. He was still holding her. Okita Sougo felt something similar to nervousness, for the lack of better words we described what he felt right now as that. China had already stopped sobbing. What would he say? It felt awkward that he was trying to comfort the China brat. His rival.

Kagura wanted to say something to break the ice. Though somehow she liked the sadist hugging her a bit, still she was uncomfortable at the silence ensuing. She was about to mutter something when the tax robber opened his foul mouth.

"China…you stink." He said flatly.

WHAT!

Kagura's immediate response was to bash his face. Forget about his injured sadistic self. How rude of him to insult a lady like her? Saying that she was smelly. "You Sadist!"

Okita Sougo immediately dodged her attacks. "China, chill out. Some handsome officer here is wounded." He gripped both of her wrists restraining her moves. "Go clean yourself at my shower." He eyed her. During the little explosion happened in his kitchen, some of the ingredients flew towards her. Traces of flour were covering her face, chopped onions were sticking at her hair and a flesh of butchered fish was attached at her dress.

She was in a total mess.

Kagura followed where his eyes were looking. She was indeed covered with the ingredients of the poison food she was making for him earlier. "Oh.."

He led her to the direction of the bathroom to clean herself. Okita Sougo rummaged his closet to look for some change clothes for his China to wear.

Before Kagura took a bath, she called her bestfriend Soyo.

After almost an hour, she emerged at the shower room. She was wearing his shirt which was loosely framing her body.

He was lying on the couch. Okita Sougo noticed that she was already finished bathing. He raised himself to look at her. She was approaching towards him. He scanned her from head to toe. How that China brat looked so appealing in his shirt was beyond comprehension.

"Sadist, I just called Soyo and she said that she was coming soon." She wasn't aware that the police didn't care about anything else as of that moment. He was so focused on ogling at her.

To his utter torture or maybe pleasure, she sat beside him in the couch. She was closed to him that he could smell his soap and shampoo on her. The pale skin on her shoulder was tempting him to dip himself in it. Shit! What's happening to him? The China making him feel like this, don't make anyone laugh!

Kagura was still talking about something that Okita Sougo's hearing totally ignored. She turned her head to face him. "Oi, are you listening?" She cocked her head innocently to the side making few strands of her vermillion hair shift attractively. But instead of a reply, he leisurely lowered his face until he was nuzzling at her neck.

Her world stopped.

"China.." His voice was husky. His breath was fanning at her smooth skin creating shudders at her spine. "I'm hungry." He looked straight in her eyes.

"Uhm…Soyo is coming soon." She cursed herself inwardly for stuttering. His crimson orbs were reflecting something she couldn't decipher. "She would help me to cook something for you. Let's wait for her a minute okay."

They still held an eye contact. Okita Sougo gently placed both of his hands to rub her sides.

"I don't want food, all I want is…" He whispered something to her ears that made her blush madly.

"Are you possessed? Who are you? Where's my sadist?" Her eyes widened upon realizing what she had just said.

"My, my China~" He chuckled. "I never knew you thought of me as yours." That was it. He loomed over her as he planted soft kisses on her cheeks down to her shoulder blades that made the girl moan in response. He smirked. So she was enjoying it too. All hesitations were thrown outside. He was on top of her. His hand found itself going under her shirt of his rather. His right palm was gently massaging her stomach while his left was busy rubbing circles on her smooth back.

Kagura wanted to protest. The sadist was harassing her. But why did she like it? What in the world was happening?

At the corner of her eyes, Nobume and Soyo suddenly came into view. They were both appeared to be shocked and then in a matter of seconds, they left afterwards.

"SOYO-CHAN, NOBUME. COME BACK HERE! THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, HEY!" After she had shouted that, she immediately freed herself to the possessed sadist and scurried to the doorway.

Okita Sougo just watched his China dashing outside. They had been interrupted at the perfect moment, but he thought that there's plenty of time tonight anyway to continue his pleasure time.

At that idea. Maybe he was truly possessed.

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Somewhere around in a certain police headquarters,

"AHHHHHHHH!" Gintoki was shouting and this time Shinpachi joined him. The perm head was screaming how the baldie would kill him if he found his innocent daughter being tainted by one of the tax robbers. While the virgin Shinpachi was complaining how Kagura-chan would be ahead of him.

Hijikata Toushiro ignored the rampaging Yorozuya. The vice-commander was so focused on the video of the sadistic brat having his way. He didn't have time to bother his mayo-ass to restrain some protective perm head of a father out there. Kondo Isao was proud to his boy and he was blushing madly imagining how Otae-san and him would be like Sougo and Kagura which he gained a roundhouse kick from the she-gorilla. Otae who was engrossed at the monitor just seconds ago was now muttering about how the stalker gorilla ruined her mood for even saying something nauseous as that.

Saito Shimaru was covering his eyes by the placard he was holding. His innocent mind wasn't prepared in some rated M scenes. But due to his curiosity, the silent captain was peeking from time to time to check on the exhibition happening between Okita and Kagura. Yamazaki was gaping widely. But deep in his anpan mind, like the gorilla commander, he had also imagined the robot girl working from the Otose Snack Bar.

Sadaharu who was sleeping the whole time was awakened because of the deafening screams of the two yorozuya. The dog approached the ballistic Shinpachi and Gintoki and it chewed their poor skulls silencing them.

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Nobume choose to wait for the princess in the car savoring her stacks of donut box.

For few hours, Soyo was teasing her friend about what happened in the living room earlier. Kagura was very defensive about it saying how it wasn't really what it looked like. But the princess ignored her explanations while giggling at the blushing yato girl. After they had finished in the kitchen, she left. Soyo said she would find ways to come again. Kagura and the Sadist waved goodbye to them.

After the two were gone, Okita Sougo told the China girl to stay for the night. She was his maid after all. The servant should always stay at her master all the time. Kagura threw a punch at the pervert tax robber and mumbled about she wasn't his maid and will never be.

-To be continued

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