Recruiting a Shadow

Recruiting a Shadow

A/N: I'll cancel the high-school fic. Timeskip to three days after 'Da Parteyh'.
Note: One of the edited chaps...

Chapter 6: What the?

C. Oblivion: Xhade's room: 'Xhade's' POV:

"XHAAAAAAAAAADE!!" I quickly got up as I heard Mansex's voice, for the 10th time.

"buio vesiti cambiamento" I whispered before a puff of dark green smoke appeared and my clothes were changed. Instead of a long black dress that I usually wear, it was a green on black dress that wasn't very long; still, it was almost down to my ankles, about 6 more inches. My shoes, instead of black 1 inch heeled pumps, its green flip-flops.

I fixed my bed, fixed my hair and teleported to his office.

Mansex's office: Normal POV:

"YES?" Xhade was somewhat angry with him.

"Ah, Xhade, here's your first mission." he handed her a folder. She read the first paragraph.

"What's your vacation have to do with my first mission?"

"I'm going on vacation!" he screamed gleefully, "To the Bahamas!"

"Wait! You're the only one who's going on vacation?"

"Nope, numbers 2, 3, 4, 5 are coming with me!" he whistled and Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus popped out of nowhere wearing Bermuda shorts, Hawaiian shirts, hats and carrying their luggage.

"To the Bahamas!" they chorused.

"Okay, but how many weeks will all of you be out?"

"A month."

"What!?"

"Buh-BYE!" they disappeared.

"What in the whole hell happened to them?" she asked herself. She read the paper and,

"A month? Baby-sitting the organization? HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO ME!?" she sat on Mansex's chair and then Saix burst into the room and. . .

"DON'T YOU DARE SIT ON MY XEMNAS' CHAIR!" and then he disappeared. Xhade was so shocked that she jumped from the chair and landed on the blinding white floor.

"Ouch," she sat herself up and the sentence repeated in her head.

"DON'T. YOU. DARE. SIT. ON. MY. XEMNAS'. CHAIR." It repeated over and over until.

"OH. MY. GAWD!" she gasped, "SAIX AND XEMNAS ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP!"

"About time you learned." Larxene appeared beside her.

"So it is true!"

"Yup,"

"OMG!"

"You can stop now, y'know?"

"They're—the sounds last night—Saix and Xemnas—They're, they're—I can't take it anymore, BYE!" she ran to her room.

"Um, Bye?" she went back to electrocution practice.

In Xhade's room:

"Shadow why'd you go to Mansex's office dressed as me?" Xhade glared at her.

"Hey, hey I'm sorry but you know what?"

"What?"

"They're out for a month!"

"Who're they?"

"Xemnas, Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus."

"Okay, so what're we gonna do?"

"You're just gonna baby-sit the rest of the org. for a month."

"I'm not a recruited in to the org to baby-sit them while they're gone, y'know."

"Yeah, but he didn't say that we can't have fun." Shadow smiled.

"Shadow, I know that smile you're gonna party, again."

"YUP!"

"Look if this is another one of your partying plots you'll wake up the next day underwater with hungry sharks." Xhade warned.

"Okay, but Mansex said this'll be your entrance mission, if you fail you're in big trouble."

"Fine,"

"By the way, Saix and Mansex are in a relationship."

"They're friends."

"Closer than that."

"Best friends?"

"Closer,"

"Brothers?"

"Closer and closer."

"You mean—"

"Yup,"

"But they're Nobodies?"

"The things left unsaid are the most interesting."

"True,"

"I know and they already know about it."

"Um, They?"

"The whole org, duh."

"Oh,"

There was silence between the two when,

"Making my way downtown, walking fast

Faces pass and I'm home bound

Staring blankly ahead, just making my way

Making a way through the crowd..." Shadow began to sing and Xhade sang along:

And I need you

And I miss you

And now I wonder

If I could fall into the sky

Do you think time would pass me by...?

'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles

If I could just see you...

Tonight

It's always times like these when I think of you

And I wonder if you ever think of me...

'Cause everything's so wrong and I don't belong

Living in your precious me..mo..rys..

'Cause I need you

And I miss you

And now I wonder

If I could fall into the sky

Do you think time would pass me by oh

'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles

If I could just see you...

Tonight

And I..., I...

Don't want to let you know

I..., I...

Drown in your memory

I..., I...

Don't want to let this go

I, I don't...

Making my way downtown, walking fast

Faces pass and I'm home bound

Staring blankly ahead, just making my way

Making a way through the crowd...

And I still need you

And I still miss you

And now I wonder

If I could fall into the sky...

Do you think time would pass us by...

'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles

If I could just see you

If I could fall into the sky

Do you think time would pass me by

Oh, 'cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles

If I could just see you

If I could just hold you

Tonight...

After they sang for no reason Xhade changed from her grey night-dress to a blood red dress that looked like Dracula's except with a cute bat design.

"Xhade?" Shadow looked at her.

"Yes, Shadow?"

"The dress," she smiled evilly.

"You wanna scare the crap out of the rest of the org don't you?"

"Yup!"

"Okay," cue dramatic, evil music: Dun. Dun. Dun. DUN!!

A/N: Thanks for the long wait guys! Also, guests will be appearing at the start and end of each chapter starting. . . Now!

Topic: Yaoi

Xemnas: you made my name Mansex!?

Elm: Yup,

Demyx: -reads XemSai fanfic- Wow who knew XemSai could be so -shudders- gross?

Elm: Yaoi, it's meant to be gross.

Saix: Lemme see that Demyx –reads XemSai- -runs to the bathroom- -vomits-

Xemnas: XemSai!? -faints-

Elm: Yaoi, its meant to be gross put that into mind.

Demyx: -reads Zemyx fanfic- What!? -faints-

Elm: And that's why Yaoi is fun to read, put that in mind too. And the Xhade in 'Xhade's POV' and in 'Mansex's office' are one person: Shadow, Kay?