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Chapter 7
Randy is sitting down on the chair looking sad; or mad. He can't believe John just said no to him. He wants him to be his husband. He wants to make him Mr. Orton. Randy sighs as he stares at the fire.
Edge is hanging around different people. He doesn't like seeing Randy like this. He has to think of something to say. He wants to tell him something; what can he tell him. Edge is his friend; he has to say something; but he doesn't know what. He keeps drinking his beer along with the others.
Edge grabs a beer and walks to him. He offers him one beer.
"Who does he think he is?" ask Randy
"Who…?"
"John!" yells Randy
Randy grabs the beer.
"No one says no to Randy"
Edge rubs the back of his head.
"I can't believe it" Randy throws the beer away.
"More beer?" ask Edge
"What for…nothing helps…I'm disgraced"
Randy grabs a knife.
"Wait…you? Never!" says Edge "Come on Randy you got to pull yourself together"
Randy keeps playing with his knife. He can't believe it; he always gets what he wants but then John said NO. Randy growls as he keeps playing with his knife.
Edge looks around the place; thinking of what to do. He has to cheer him up somehow. He sits to next to him.
"Randy…gosh…" Edge starts "It disturbs me to see you Randy…"
Edge thinks for a while. He doesn't know what to say.
"Looking so down in the dumps"
Randy throws the knife and hits the wall. He nailed the target. Edge stops as he stares at the knife. He then continues.
"Come Randy. Every guy here loved to be you"
"Really?" Randy says with a raise eyebrow
"Yeah!" says Edge "Like…um. There's no man in town as admired as you…"
"Keep going" says Randy
"Everyone likes you" says Edge "Your everyone's favorite guy"
"How so?"
"Everyone is awed and inspired by you…"
"How?"
"It's not very hard to see why…"
Randy doesn't say anything after that. Edge stands in front of him. He then walks to the other people.
"No one's slick as you" says Edge "And no one's quick as you"
Edge stops as he thinks of other reasons. There has to be another reason. He stares at the guys; wondering what to say next. He then smiles.
"For there's no man in town half as manly"
Randy starts smiling a little. It is true…he knows what Edge is saying is true.
"Randy…you can ask Rusev, Dolph or Christian" says Edge "They will tell you whose team they want to be with"
Edge sits right next to them.
"Guys help me out" whispers Edge
"Well…you are they one telling him these things" whispers Rusev
"You can say…that no one plays darts like him…or" whispers Christian
"Or…"
Edge stops him. "I got it"
He turns to look at Randy.
"What do you mean teams?" ask Randy
"Like the games we play…" says Edge
Randy gives him a questioning look.
"Well…"
"Randy…you are really good at darts…and…breaks" Edge looks at the guys. He places his hand on his chest. They all stare confuse; so Edge mouths the word.
"Hearts!" they all yelled.
"That's true" says Edge as he starts laughing. Randy shrugs it off.
"As a specimen yes, I'm intimidating" smirks Randy.
"My what a guy" says Christian
"Thanks Edge…I needed that" smiles Randy
Edge hugs him tight. He then leans back to kiss him on both sides of the cheek. Randy eyes grow wide open. Edge then hugs back one more time; this time squeezing him. Edge again leans back and kisses Randy's temple.
Randy stops him.
"Too much…?"
"Yup…"
Edge let's go of him. Randy dusts himself off; while others are staring at the two. He grabs a sword.
"What is great about me?" ask Randy
Edge looks at the sword. He gets an idea from it.
"No one…fights like you"
Randy picks up the sword. He starts swinging it around.
"True…no one has ever beaten me" laughs Randy
He takes one step and swings his sword.
"How about wrestling…" ask Edge "No one bits like you"
Everyone laughs as Randy gives a simple nod.
"I don't really bite" says Randy
"Oh yes you do…" says Edge
Randy shrugs it off. "Okay…but not all the time"
Edge is right; Randy does have a strong bite.
He then grabs a gun.
"I also hunt…" smiles Randy "I sneak up to any animal or beast. I carefully aim for the liver"
Randy points at Dolph. He takes one breath.
"Then I shoot from behind" yells Randy "BAM!"
Randy makes a shooting sound. Edge gives a questioning look.
"Wait…from behind?" ask Edge
"Yes…so?"
"Is that fair?"
"I don't care"
Dolph walks up to him angry.
"Were you about to shoot me?" ask Dolph
"Maybe…"
"Why you…!"
Dolph yells and is about to punch Randy. He dodges the fist and hits Dolph with a hard swing. Dolph falls down; knocked out.
Edge stares at him on the floor. That one hit knocked him out; that is impressive.
"No one hits like you" says Edge "I mean look at Dolph…with one blow he's knocked out"
Randy laughs at Dolph; he then spits and it lands on the trashcan.
"No one can spit like you" says Edge
"That's gross" says Christian
"Ten points for you Randy…you made the trashcan" laughs Edge
Edge stands in front of Randy. "Tell us…how you became so big and so perfect…"
Randy sits down and the crowd gets closer. Randy stares at the eggs that are sitting on the counter.
"Believe it or not…I ate four dozen eggs"
"Sure…you did" Edge rolls his eyes
"It's true…"
"Okay…okay"
"It's true…are you going to let me continue?"
"Go ahead"
"But when I was a teenager…I ate five dozen eggs" Randy stands up the flexes "And look how I look"
Randy keeps flexing; showing his body; showing his arms. He turns around to flex again. Edge starts clapping for him but others just stare.
"Do you still eat eggs?" ask Edge
"Of course I still do" Randy says
"That is very good…" says Edge
"I also love to lift weights…."
Randy walks up to Edge and picks him up.
"I can lift anything in my way"
Edge starts clapping.
"Me next" says Christian
Randy puts Edge down.
"Next time…"
Randy stands on top of the table. "I'm the best" he yells.
He raises his sword up high. He shows off his antlers on the wall.
"I use antlers in all of my decorating" Randy raises his arms up looking at the wall.
Edge starts clapping.
"Who's a man among men?"
No one answered as Edge stares blankly at them. "Really?" he whispers
"Randy?" ask Christian
"YES!" Edge runs up to Rusev "Who's the super success?"
"Um…Randy" says Rusev
"Ask your fans Randy…who is the one guy in town who's got all of it down"
"RANDY ORTON!" the people yelled. They starts swinging there beers; and start laughing. Randy twirls around and bows down to the people. He feels good; and he will always be good.
"I'm also the handsomest guy on this town"
Edge stares at Randy.
"Let's all eat" says Randy. He slowly gets off the table. He sits down waiting for his food. He starts eating. "Edge…you are the best you know"
"Oh…thank you"
Randy keeps eating along with Edge.
"HELP!" someone yells
Randy and Edge look back to see Vince standing in front of the door. He just busted through the door; it looks like he is breathless.
"Please…someone help me"
Vince starts running around telling everybody to help.
"We have to go…we have to go and get him back"
Randy stares at Vince. "He's John's father right?"
"Yes…" says Edge
"Please…help me"
"Wait what is going on?" ask Rusev
"It's John…he's been captured…he's got him locked in the tower" yells Vince
"Who?" ask Christian
"And who's been captured?" ask Edge
"It's John…he has John"
"Who does?" says Randy
"The beast"
All stop and stare at him.
"Did he just say beast?" ask Adam
"Yes…" says Christian
"Um….Vince right?" ask Randy
"Yes…"
"You said Beast?"
"Yes…" he says "A great horrible beast…he has John. We have to save him"
Edge starts laughing a little. "Randy…really he said Beast"
"I know…" says Randy
"Please…you have to help me" says Vince "We have to get John back…and save him from the beast"
Everyone starts laughing now. All try to remain serious but it's too funny. Rusev walks behind Vince.
"Does the beast have big teeth?"
"Yes…" says Vince
"And big claws that can cut you"
"Yes…yes"
All keep laughing.
"Please…I'm telling the truth" cries Vince
"Take him out of here" says one man.
Rusev grabs Vince and throws him out the place.
"Wow…who would believe that?" ask Christian "A beast…"
Randy thinks about it for a long time. He then looks outside.
"Maybe…we should help him"
"What why?" ask Edge
"Because…if we help him…I can get John"
"But…there is no such thing of the beast" says Edge
"I know…I know…" says Randy "But I have a feeling that I can help him and bring John back"
"What if he is not locked up?"
"Well…we are going to find out" says Randy "I'm not afraid…beast or no beast. We are going to get John"
"And then what?"
"Then I'm going to marry him" smirks Randy. "And his father…would approve that"
"Oh so you are going to help him…so that the father will like you and he will make John marry you"
"Yes…that's the plan…" says Randy "Are you with me?"
"Yes…"
"Guys…bring Vince back in"
Rusev and other guys carried him back into the place. Vince looks around and stops as he sees Randy.
"Vince…" says Randy "We will help you find John…"
"You will" Vince yells "OH YES"
"Just show us the way…" says Randy
"Okay…okay…come on…we got no time to lose"
Vince starts running outside. Randy stops him.
"Whoa…let's go on horse…it will be faster"
"Oh right…"
Vince jumps on one while Randy jumps on the other. Edge was still eating his cake. Randy yells out his name.
"Oh…I'm coming…" Edge takes one big bite and tries to swallow it whole. "I'm coming…"
Edge grabs another horse and starts riding after Randy and Vince.
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