Hey everybody I'm back! well not really I'm actually writing this chapter while on vacation… Any ways I just found out something interesting H.O.T.D. is supposed to be having another season sometime this year… then again it could be a rumor and I'm mostly hoping for a season three of R+V!

Anyway on with the show!

disclaimer: I don't own anything that has to do with R+V or H.O.T.D. I only own Robert and my other characters.

Chapter 7: I Hate this show!

It is now about midnight and Robert is waking around the hallway trying to clear his mind of all of the girls screaming. He also was in the process of trying to regain feeling in his right arm which Mizore, accidentally, froze when a zombie tackled one of the survivors to the ground trying to bite him.

"Jesus Christ… If I don't die from this I don't think anything will be able to kill me ever…" sighed Robert as he continued to walk back to the room when he saw a familiar knee-sock wearing redhead.

Crouching down behind her Robert then tapped her on his shoulder saying "You know, if Gin was here instead of me, he would've made you regret sitting there with your head against the door with your butt in the air." laughed Robert when as if on que Gin came storming in from down the hallway to only be met with a clothesline from Robert and knocked out of the country by Kokoa's ko-bat.

"Hmm not bad half-blood, but not nearly as impressive as my sister." proudly proclaimed Kokoa.

"From you, that's a major complement, so would you like to join all of us, we've got about five episodes left." asked Robert.

"Eh, why not… I haven't seen a good zombie show for some time now…" nonchalantly answered Kokoa.

"Great follow me." announced Robert as he opened the door to reveal Moka with a look of horror in her eyes as Kokoa laughed evilly jumping over Roberts head with her ko-bat ready to—

"No, I allowed you in her to watch this show not try to insanely kill your sister… now sit on the floor and the next time you do that I will duct tape you to the floor." angrily commanded Robert as he held Kokoa by the back of her shirt.

"Fine" was all Kokoa said as Robert sat her down right next to where he is sitting.

"Ok now can you un-pause the show?" asked Robert as he joined Mizore and Kokoa on the floor.

"With pleasure." was all Tsukune was able to say through Kurumu's chest attack.

Having Kokoa with them proved more funny than Tsukune imagined, Robert wasn't having as much fun since he had to change to his full form just so Kokoa didn't turn his arm to a bunch of mush. Moka, now hid behind Tsukune for three reasons now: zombies, he felt nice, and now… Kokoa. However, ever since Robert stopped Kokoa the first time, Kokoa didn't do anything negative, as if she sensed something strange about this boys powers. Though the zombies and scenes of echii on the tv brought plenty of laughter and screaming from the beautiful young girls that were in the room. Of course whenever Kurumu saw one of these scenes, she looked at Tsukune and told him that she could do all that but better.

"Chesty do you mind, we are trying to watch a show here." requested an irritable Yukari.

"Ok everybody I think we all need a break, because all of y'all are getting really pissy…" shouted a very annoyed Robert.

"Yeah why don't we all just try to sleep for a few minutes that way we'll be able to watch the show with a little more energy." suggested Tsukune which everybody agreed to with a yawn.

TIME 1:33 a.m

After a hour and a half nap that seemed more comfortable than either Robert or Tsukune could've imagined, even though Robert slept on the floor Kokoa slept next to him. Robert soon learned that Kokoa likes to roll around in her sleep as her body ended up laying on top of his. When she awoke Robert was greeted with a more than painful foot to the face, in which he replied 'what the hell it's not my fault that you like to crwl on me when you sleep and also Holy Shit That Hurt!' Shortly after Tsukune, who was being heated by the more than beautiful ladies whose hearts belonged to him, awoke to get a very generous view of Moka, Kurumu, and Mizore's chest which (as in all anime's with hot girls) resulted in him having an explosive nosebleed. After waking up and having some tea that Robert and Kurumu made, the group resituated themselves in their spots, which for all but one girl was Tsukune's lap which made the boys face redder than the 'Little Red Corvette' (it's a song), and began to watch the show again. The episode that just came on was episode six (I dare you to watch this episode with no headphone around your parents ;) ) which would lead to disaster for Tsukune.

"Tsukune was the only reason for us watching this show just so you could look at other girls in the shower!?" questioned all of the girls at once which made Robert fall on his back laughing.

"No! Why would you ask me that?"

"Then why is 'that' poking up" questioned Kurumu as she pointed to his pants.

"Because there is 4 amazingly beautiful girls sitting in my lap! I hardly doubt that any boy within my age would have a different response to this situation." angrily replied Tsukune.

"Oh yeah whoops guess we forgot [XD]" laughed Kurumu and Mizore, Moka just looked down in shame at wrongfully accusing Tsukune of something like that."

"Moka its ok I'm not mad at you just please lets watch the show without anybody being accused of anything." comforted Tsukune with his warm brown eyes that always calmed her and made her feel at peace, which included her more devilish half.

Robert just sat there watching H.O.T.D. thinking to himself 'wow he was able to get himself out of that situation… but hehe him at those girls will be having more fun with the love potion that I 'borrowed' from Yukari' he then looked to the hidden camera that he set up and laughed to himself at how Tsukune will react when he sees the video. Of course Robert wouldn't use it for blackmail, the girls and Tsukune didn't deserve to deal with that, but that doesn't mean they can't be pranked. He then shuddered when he thought of the consequence of his little prank, 'maybe I should wear a Kevlar vest just in case…'

"Hey could you give me a copy of that so I can laugh at this as well?" quietly asked Kokoa.

"What do you mean?" nervously asked Robert

"You know what I mean the video, I want a copy so I can watch it, is this too difficult for a mix of a creature like you?" angrily replied Kokoa.

"Sure you can have a copy, but, don't ever underestimate me again. There are somethings about me that scare the shit out of even me." concluded Robert with a serious look.

"Fair enough but can… we.. GET BACK TO WATCHING THIS SHOW WITHOUT YOU PEOPLE MAKING OUT!" shouted Kokoa as she turned to the large mass of girls trying to kiss the same boy who was immobilized.

"Please!" pleaded Tsukune.

"This is gonna be one long night." sighed Kokoa and Robert

So what did y'all think? I may or may not do a lemon in the next chapter but I'm not sure… I haven't slept in four days so I'm really to tired to decide what I'm gonna do…

Anyways tell me what you thought of the story… oh and I've decided that the first person to pm me with a character description with name age and all the other info like clothes and powers will be part of my story as either a good or bad guy, depending on which one they choose… by the way no Kokoa isn't part of Tsukune's harem in this story, but she will choose someone.

Also if you have time check out my other story Newspaper Club Vs Zombies, I'm pretty sure that you'll enjoy this story and it also gives a preview of my third story that will be published as a manga first because it's a group effort of me and another writer that I've known a long time.