Author Notes: This chapter it kinda short... but you'll see why.

"HAH!" Clang! Cling! "HYYY!" ING! KERSHEW! "HUT!" Sword smashed together in a blanket of darkness and only by starlight could anyone see the fight. Oni lunged forward, slashed his blade, and then jumped two steps back. Jaden- No, Majora dodged with elegance in his movements, not sudden jerks like Oni. This is bad... Majora is still toying with him... Oni... What will happen if you...? Shaking her head, she shoved the thoughts to the dark areas of her mind. He can do it... Come on Oni, take him out!

"Hu... Hu... Hu..." Oni panted, getting tired. "Dmn it..."

"What's wrong, brother?" Majora smirked, placing a hand on his forehead. "Are you already exhausted? Terrible, you need more exercise!"

"And you need a life..." Oni spat to his side and standing tall. "Maybe a girl would help you..."

"Are you forgetting what we're even fighting over?" Majora gave Oni a blank stare. "You truly are an idiot."

"I know what we're fighting over!" Oni hissed. "But get your own, Kari's mine!" Kari blushed momentarily, but then grew an empty stare and her eye twitched. Do I even have a say in this? She sighed. I'd actually do fine without either but... well... She rubbed her head.

"I'm astonished, considering when you were in that other form you said she wasn't a prize..." Majora sneered. "What giant did you receive that from?"

"Oh! That reminds me! Why the h3ll are you alive!?" Oni dashed forward, and caught Majora's sword in a cross. "The giants gave me a second chance because... because of Kari...! Why the heck did they revive you!?"

"They never destroyed me," Majora replied while pulling back his sword and swinging it horizontally. "They decided to give me a second chance to see if I could grow to be like... Like you of all people!" Majora laughed. "I'd have to lose my brain to do that though!"

"I'm not that dmn stupid!" Oni growled, and began swinging his blade above him like a helicopter propeller. "I just-" Slamming the sword into the ground, he caught Majora's cloak, ripping it off "-don't wanna be some nerdy god like you!"

"Oh, touché," Majora's eyes flickered angrily, but then he must've had a thought, because his smirk returned. "Why don't you listen to your older brother and just give up?"

"A-Agh!" Oni, flabbergasted, shook his head. "You're only older by five-thousand years!!" Only? Kari coughed. That's a lot of lifetimes... "So don't rub it around like a trophy!!"

"Why not? It honestly appears to bother you," Majora folded his arms. "Oni, why don't we finish this? It's been dragging on far too long for my taste, and I'm more patient than you."

"Very well..." Oni exercised his shoulders, punched the air, and hopped back and forth, switching his legs. "Ok... Ready to go when you are! Cuz' you know what they say, ladies first!" What is Oni talking about? He can't handle another blow! If Majora hits him... he'll...

"Prepare yourself, Oni!!" Majora rocketed forward, holding his dark blade straight forward like a spear. Oni will...! Oni will...! Her feet began carrying her forward.

"I won't lose!" Oni rushed forward, using every last bit of his strength.

"ONIII!!" SHLOT! Blood slid down clothing and dripped into the lake, dying a small portion red. "Tst...! Egh...!"

"K..." Oni's eyes widened in horror and the large sword fell from his hands making a loud 'thunk' on the ground. "K...!" Unable to speak, even Majora's mouth hung open at the sight. "KARRRIIII!! KARIII!!" Majora withdrew his blade out of her stomach, and threw it to his side. "KARI! KARI!" She fell, slumped, into his arms. "Kari...! Why did you...!?" His body trembled, by their own blades...

"You..." Kari was able to smile. "... couldn't take another hit... Idiot..." She winced, the pain of two wounds, one from behind and one from in front, both penetrating through. "Ha... Ha... Your face right now... is priceless..."

"K... Kari...!" Oni clenched his teeth. "I'm a god...! I could've handled it, you stupid girl..." His eyes shivered. "Why did you have to..."

"Sorry... I'm always... forgetting that..." Kari's eyes traced his face. "You need to act godlier... Got it...?"

"K-Kari...!" Teeth gritting, he tightly closed his eyes, not wanting to show the world, not wanting to show anyone or anything the tears forming. "Hold on...! We'll take you home and fix you up...!"

"I'm sorry for this..." Kari shook her head. "Second girl to die on you... Sorry..."

"Stop apologizing!" He jerked his head side to side. "I can get you home... Or I can have the giants-"

"Oni..." She sighed. "I'm fine... if I go... like this... I'm tired..."

"What? Kari! Don't go to sleep! Kari! KARI!" He shook her but nothing happened, using one hand, he closed his eyes and let his hair fall in front of his face. "Dmn it...! Dmn it! DMN IT!!"

"Oni. Stop crying," Majora's voice came from in front of him, and Oni jerked his head up, angrily.

"What does it matter to you!? You keep doing this! You killed Saluse! You killed Kari! ... It's all... your fault...!" He held Kari tightly. "Why must we keep fighting!? Why do we keep doing this!? The gods made us... to protect this land... And what have we been doing!? Killing it! Killing people! If you have a better a-"

"Oni! Knock it off!" Smack! A slap on his cheek made Oni's tears freeze as he watched his older brother. "S... Stop it...!" Majora's fists were clenched, and Oni swore he saw a wet tear drip onto the earth. "L... let me see her..."

"W-What?" Oni defensively held Kari closer, but when Majora looked up, Oni saw streams of tears.

"Please."

"..." Oni, against better judgment, placed Kari on the ground, and held her hand tightly.

"Murderers! You're all murderers!" A call came from the crowd of people surrounding the fight. The call came form Hanz. "You killed my sister! You killed Kari! What more are you going to do to me!? To my family!! To my town!?"

"I... have a plan..." Majora took one of Kari's hands gently. "Alright, so stop crying."

"You stop crying and I will," Oni remarked making Majora smile softly.

"Bury me somewhere nice, ok?"

"Wha-"

Author- Thanks for reading!! Sorry it's short but... The next will be longer! I hope you enjoyed it... even if it was dramatic... The funny will be back! Kari falls slumped in people's arms a lot... (Kari: You make me do that!!) Uh...! Anyway!

Oni- I hate this chapter... (sniffle)

Kari- ... At least that was only acting...

Oni- ZOMG Kari! You're alive!! (hugs)

Kari- You idiot, I only died in the series.

Majora- He's incapable of understanding... But why the h3ll did you make me cry? I wouldn't cry.

Author- We all know your a heartless bstard, but I wanted to make you out to do something nice... FOR A CHANGE! Now cry! (kicks in fmaily jewels)

Majora- (squeak, falls on ground in pain)

Oni- Ouch... I remember when that happened to me in one of the first few chapters of God's love...

Kari- Ah, the good days.

Oni- What?