Hey! I'm so excited today! Tee hee! We have two new hosts! One of them will me my co authoress and the other is… RYHTHMI! Ok, now lets bring out everyone!
Kate and Keith come out from backstage with very annoyed faces. I wonder why… hehehe…
Me: hey… where's Rhythmi and our new authoress?
Kate: Rhythmi's running late because she gets very distracted with Isaac… and the new authoress is waiting for your queue JUST LIKE WE PRACTICED!
Me: …oh
Keith: smart one
Me: STUP UP KEITH
Keith: I've got the right to talk!
Me: who the heck told you that?!
Keith: me
Me: well your contract says -takes out Keith's contract- that you have no right!
Keith: how did I sign a contract saying I have no rights?
Kate: yeah, how did we?
Me: -grins- easy! You two were distracted with each other!
Vatonage Couple: …
Me: yes world! I decided to give Keith his smile back!
Keith: -grins like Keith… no wait… he IS Keith!-
Me: now without further ado… please welcome our new authoress… PokemonRangerKid! Or as I like to call her, Emma!
Emma runs out almost jumping from excitement. Yay! More girls! Then, Rhythmi starts running in like she's running late for getting a manicure.
Rhythmi: sorry I'm late! I got my hair done on the way here! Ow… these high heels are killing me!
Me: well go sit with the others.
Rhythmi: -groans- fine… -goes over to the animation hosts and sits in between Kate and Keith-
Kate: thought: thank god she sat there…
Me: now as I was saying… Emma, I'd like to present you with an Authoress Pen!
Keith: what's so important about that?
Me: -grins evilly- then why don't I give you a demonstration? -takes out authoress pen- now watch closely everyone! -writes something in mid air-
Keith: Kate! Kate! Rhythms with Cake!
Everyone in the world besides Keith: !!
Keith: huh? Why? How did I say that?
Me: -grins- easy! I am the authoress so I can make anything happen! Now… I present Emma with an Authoress Pen! You can use it whenever you threaten Keith!
Keith: why just me? Why not Rhythmi for a change?
Rhythmi: oh just shut up, Keith!
Kate: … can we pleeeeeease go on with our other announcement?
Me: right! Now Emma, go sit in the co authoress chair next to mine
Emma: sure -takes authoress pen- you mean this…
Suddenly, Ash Ketchum barges in… again…
Ash: WHERE'S THE CAKE?!
Me: GET OUT! YOU WEREN'T INVITED!
Ash: GIMME THE CAKE!
Emma: -writes something in mid air-
Ash: I mean… MISTY I'M COMING FOR YOU! -runs all the way to Cerulean City-
Kate: … such a weird times when he comes in… its like he's stalking on of us…
Me: MISTY ARE YOU IN HERE?
No response…
Me: then I have no idea whatsoever.
Kate: … now can you?
Me: huh? Oh right. -walks over to a large rope and pulls it-
A banner flys out of nowhere and balloons and streamers are hung up while confetti drops down.
Everyone except Kate: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATE!
Kate: -giggles-
Me: I can't believe you finally caught up to all of us! Ok now… PRESENT TIME! Umm… I'll go first -gives present to Kate-
Kate: -rips of rapping paper to find…- a bracelet?
Me: yup, its got a charm on it that me, Emma, and Rhythmi have. Were like Bffls'!
Kate: awww! -hugs Zoey-
Me: -hugs Kate- OK MOMENT OVER NOW GET OFF OF ME!
Kate: -screams and lets go, puts on bracelet-
Me: Emma, did you get Kate something?
Emma: -nods-
Me: Emma… your turning into Rob…
Emma: uhhh… fine, I did get her something -gives Kate present-
Keith: -gets kind of nervous-
A/N: think back to when Kate and Keith came out with very annoyed faces… but mostly Kate
A/N: sorry, I took a break right after the other author's note… and I may cut the chapter short… because I found out my grandma's dying of cancer as I type… she may not even make it by week's end… :'(
Me: sorry for the… news interruption …
Emma: I feel so bad…
Kate: me too…
Keith and Rhythmi: same for me…
Me: I'll try not to make the chapter short… I'm not going to fail my reviewers! -cries-
Emma: well… I'll start the first review while she's having her… moment… and its from…741852BC!
First of all is, I'm not a Nerd! And I'm a girl! Second, Jason you suck at using my pokemon! Lili can so kill Darkia with one Focus blast!!*Sent him blasting of with Lili's thunderbolt*Kate: I'm sorry for the virginity thing, I'm think about something when I type this... anyway, want to go to dinner with me along with Keith or Kellyn?Host's Roserade: I knew this is going to happen, so I put sure-kill posion on the pass itself! Die for eating my pass! Hahaha!Keith: Mitochondria EVE kill you so badly! And she isn't even the final boss! This time however, I'm senting you into the video game itself with only a handgun! Bye! *press a button and sent him into the game* (I'm a Parasite Eve fan)Kellyn: A dare and fan free pass the Pokemon Ranger fans: Why so less Almiashippers? Give me the reason and don't tell me because they look cute together! Becaues I heard enough of that!Oh my god, I got over angry again, oh well...
Me: ok let me clear something's -takes out postcards-
Dear Reviewer,
I am very sorry for what happened on the show. I had to take a wild guess about you from your review and since I've never heard of that game before, I thought you were a boy. I know Jason sucks at using pokemon since it was his first time battling. He's such a loser… and about the nerd part, I did not think you were a nerd. I thought if Keith started calling people names, it would put him in character. Also, I won the battle because Kate was mad at you for the virginity thing. But she's all good now. I now know you can beat me and I should of lost anyway. I was on one of those lucky days. Please don't sue me! I didn't know much about you!
From the cast of The Kate and Keith Talk Show
Me: how was that
Emma: I think it was clearly stated
Me: thanks Emma, but you forgot something's… Keith and Rhythmi? Your presents for Kate?
Rhythmi: right, I got Kate this -gives tiny box to Kate-
Kate: -opens box- DIAMOND EARRINGS?!
Rhythmi: yup! They were mine but I'm sticking with the earrings that Isaac gave me for my birthday
Me and Kate: of course you would…
Me: Keith?
Keith: …
Kate: -gets angry, again-
Emma: what did he do this time? Did he forget to buy you a present?
Kate: even worse… he forgot my birthday!
Everyone except Vatonage couple: GASP!
Me: Keith! You faggot!
Keith: aw please tell me your not going to keep calling me that!
Me: I wasn't… but that's the best idea I heard all day!
Kate: fag!
Keith: Kate!
Kate: -glares- can we just do the dares and stuff now?
Emma: … fine. Kate, go first.
Kate: -sighs- its ok about the whole virginity thing.
Me: well… since she's mad at Keith… and I'm sorry for what happened… go to dinner with her and Kellyn.
Kate: sounds good!
Keith: …
Emma: ha! Jealous, Keith?
Keith: tch, no!
Emma: suuuure you are!
Me: hehehehehe she fits right in!
Emma: -grins-
Me: alright Kate, out you go! And the reviewer… oh lets call you… Megan?
Megan: Kate! Kellyn just arrived. Let's go! Oh and… Keith? *presses button*
A trap floor under Keith's side of the couch activates and Keith falls through it.
Keith: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
Megan: good luck in the game, sucker! -gives handgun to Emma-
Emma: I'll be sure to give it to him. Hey Keith! -drops handgun down the trap-
Keith: -handgun lands on his head- OW!
Emma: -giggles-
Me: have fun on your 'date'!
Kate: sure call it a date! Because Keith doesn't care! -angrily leaves with Megan and Kellyn-
Emma: hey… what about Roserade and the free pass?
Authoresses: -stares at Roserade-
Roserade: Rose?
Me: I got suspicious about the card, so I switched the card and it was made entirely out of pokemon food!
Emma: yay! And sorry, Kellyn can't get a free pass because he's gone.
Rhythmi: -walks out of bathroom- hey what did I miss?
Authoresses: Rhythmi?! When did you go to the bathroom?
Rhythmi: when Kate went on her 'date'
Voice out of the trap floor: I heard that!
Rhythmi: -giggles-
Me: and a reason why Kate and Keith? And first, yes they are cute together but in the game, they never even met! How can they get together like boyfriend and girlfriend if they never met in the game?
Emma: I know!
Rhythmi: wait… were in a game? Are you saying I'm not real and this is all a story on ?
Emma and I look at each other
Me: of course your real! And since when do you talk about that website? How do you even know it exists?
Rhythmi: -shrugs-
Emma: -sweat drop-
Voice from the trap floor: AAAAAAHHHH! LET ME BACK UP!
Me: fine fine! We need you and Kate back for the next review anyway! -puts down rope latter-
Keith: -climbs back up-
Kate walks back in the studio and sits down next to Rhythmi
Keith: -sits next to Rhythmi-
Me: ok N-
Emma: Next!
Me: hey… that's my line -cries-
Emma: hahahahahaha! And it's from… WaterAngel-Alyssa!
HI!! Personally...i think there are not enough dares for Kate! Solution! I'll give her some! XDKate, i dare u to...uh...tell almiashippers you love Keith! Then let them beat u up! (I'm sure they will!)(U know...i like Vantonageshipping! And...seriously! Kellyn and kate have never even MET! I rest my case)Kate, for getting beat up you can have an Eevee as a partner! Yeah!and to Zoey, for all ur hard work, here's the world's biggest hershey chocolate!! ENJOY!! You have no idea what i had to do to get it...i snuck into the world record place. Got beat up by some random security guard. grabbed the chocolate. Had to force myself NOT to eat it. Drag it here. and give it to you. So PLEASE enjoy it! And don't give it to Keith. And...give a little piece to Kellyn. My brother made me tell you that...BYE!
Keith: …
Kate: …
Emma: …
Rhythmi: …
Me: …!!!!!! I GET THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CHOCOLATE BAR!!! SUCKERS!! AND SOMEONE WHO ACUALLY UNDERSTANDS ABOUT ALMIASHIPPING!!!!
Kate: it says you have to share with Kellyn…
Me: so? It says her brother made her! I LOVE YOU, ALYSSA!
Rhythmi: -sweat drop-
Emma: Kate? Your dare?
Kate: …. No
Me: WHAT?!
Kate: I said, no!
Emma: why not? I thought you loved Keith?
Kate: not anymore
Everyone in the world: GASP!!!!!!!
Keith: …Kate…
Kate: And no, I don't like Kellyn! I'm not in love with anyone right now!
Rhythmi: Kate…
Me: … fine… but just say… "I don't love Kellyn like you want me to"
Kate: … good enough
Emma: bring in the Almiashippers! And bring in Megan, too!
Rob: -nods and gets Almiashippers- -puts them outside-
Me: ready, Kate? Oh just go! -pushes Kate outside-
Kate: almiashippers!
Almiashippers: huh?
Kate: I don't love Kellyn like you want me to.
Almiashippers: … GET HER!!
Kate: AAAAAAAHHHH! NOT THE FACE!
Rhythmi: since when does she care about her looks?
Keith: -shrugs-
Me: no one cares about you anymore, fag!
Keith: I'm not a fag!
Emma: yes you are!
Keith: am not!
Emma: are too!
Keith: am not!
Emma: are too!
Keith: am not!
Emma: are too!
Keith: am not!
Emma: are too!
Keith: am n-
Me: SHUT UP, FAG!
Keith: -groans-
Me: I'd like to thank all of the people who are reading this to take the time to read this really, really long chapter! You can stop here, if you like and read the rest later?
Emma: if I were you, reviewer, then I would continue reading this fabulous story!
Me: thank you, Emma! -breaks in half the world's biggest chocolate bar and gives it to Emma-
Emma: -takes and eats in one bite-
Me: -sweat drop-
Keith: … are you that hungry?
Emma: no
Keith: -sweat drop-
Kate comes in all beaten up and her hair out of her usual pigtails
Everyone: -stares at Kate-
Kate: what?
Keith: y-y-your pigtails… are…out… -drools-
Me: Rob! Get Keith a bucket! I just got new carpet!
Rob: -nods- -tosses bucket that lands on Keith's head-
Keith: ow!
Me: serves you, fag!
Keith: -glares-
Me: Rob! Get her new partner!
Kate and Keith: new partner?
Rhythmi: yup, its from the dare
Kate: oh…
Rob: -gives eevee to Kate-
Kate: Awwwww! She's just the cutest little pokemon I've ever seen!
Pachirisu: Patchi patchi!
Kate: besides you, Pachirisu! Now go back to Partner Farm!
Pachirisu: patch! -runs off-
Emma: -sweat drop-
Me: next! And its from… CherriEclipse!
HAHAHAHAHAHA I laughed so hard! Ok, time to torture Keith~!Keith Dares--*stay in closet filled with Machamp owning fangirls*braid hair with lots of bows (you and Kate do the hairstyling)Kate Dares--Here's an ice-cream sundae~! Since you're so cute you can just sit tight and be entertained. Here's an ice-cream sundae for you too Zoey!~Momo
Me: yay! More Keith torturing!
Keith: why me?
Emma: we always have to torture someone to keep us entertained
Keith: but why not Kate?
Kate: hey!
Me: we don't torture girls! It's more fun if we torture a guy about his feelings and… love
Keith: I don't 'love' anyone right now!
Emma: suuuure you don't!
Kate: ???
Rhythmi: oooh Keith! You have a dare to do!
Me: ROB! Are the fan girls in place?
Rob: -faceless guy nods-
Me: then go put him in!
Rob: -nods and puts Keith in the closet full of Machamp owning fan girls-
Fan Girl 1: HEY LOOK! ITS KEITH!
Fan Girl 2: LETS GET HIM! HE'S NOT KATE'S ANYMORE!
Leader of the Keith Fan Club (who just caught a Machamp so she could be with him): Let's take him back to the Club so he could be mine!
Keith: wait… Sadie? Is that you?
Sadie: you guessed right, Keithy!
A/N: Sadie is one of the characters in The Ranger School Alphabet Book. She's the mean popular girl who likes Keith as much as Keith will realize he likes Kate. Which is… a LOT!
Keith: oh my gosh… don't do it!
Sadie: I so will! -lets out Machamp and Machamp drags Keith out of the closet-
Me: whoa no, sister! Keith STAYS!
Sadie: whoa no, sister! Keith COMES WITH ME!
Me: is that a challenge? A pokemon battle I hear?
Sadie: you know it!
Me: fine a one-on-one challenge!
Sadie: sounds good… -smirks- Go Machamp!
Me: Go Pachirisu! -tosses out poke ball-
A/N: I do have a Pachirisu in my pokemon game! It's level 100 and its at its strongest so don't think I'm coping Kate!
Sadie: oh wow, a Pachirisu? Really?
Me: don't judge something cute and small!
I'm toooooo lazy to put down the battle so at the end of the battle…
Me: hahaha! I won!
Keith: YEAH!
Sadie: I'll get you next time, Zoey! And your little red head, too! -winks at Keith- bye, Keithy!
Sadie FINALLY leaves!
Keith: THANK YOU!!
Me: sure but I still hate you!
Keith: I know -grins his famous grin and… whoa… at me?-
Me: don't
Keith: fine…
Rhythmi: remind me to hate Sadie in your other stories
Me: sure, sure! But Kate… -evil grin-
Kate: what…? Oh… -evil grin-
Keith: uh oh…
Me: tee hee! -pushes Keith in bathroom- ready, Kate?
Kate: you know it!
About 15 minutes or so later… I don't know… stop making me do this! I wanna quit! …
Keith comes out with braids and bows in his hair. Mostly the bows are tied to his spikes.
Rhythmi and Emma: -laughs so hard, they could barley breathe!-
Audience: -does the same as Emma and Rhythmi-
Rhythmi: I think I'm going to like it here -grins-
Me: ok Keith, go change. Next review is from… SkyeGavin. But her review is kind of… odd. If someone could tell me what it means, I'll make you a guest host for a day!
This is a Not allowed:5. Any form of interactive entry: choose your adventure, second person/you based, Q&As, and etc.6. Chat/script format and keyboard dialogue based entries.
Emma: what?
Me: I have no idea…
Emma: well… next review is from… gemgirl3334!
this is really cool definately different from the other stories i've read also if you are excepting new dares and questions i have some :)QuestionsKeith-Do you like any other female characters?Kate-Ever want to have a kid with Keith?Dares:Keith-Kiss Zoey in front of KateKate-Kiss which ever of the audience looks fit 8D
Me: interesting… very interesting…
Rhythmi: what?
Me: I don't know
Kate: -sweat drop-
Keith: no! I don't like any other girl character!
Me: then… you must be gay!
Fag: no! I'm not gay! And… hey! My name's not Fag! Its Keith! K-E-I-T-H! Keith!
Emma: we know
Fag: stop it!
Me: no!
Fag: please?
Emma: …fine… we'll stop calling you fag!
Gay person: thank you and… WHO'S USING THE AUTHORESS PEN?!
All the girls: -giggling-
Me: -waves pen-
Keith: I like monkeys and chocolate pie and I LOVE MISTY!
Ash once again barges in
Ash: MISTY! MISTY! WHERE IS SHE? SHE'S MINE, BUDDY!
Keith: do you even know my name?
Ash: yeah, your name's fag
Keith: … -sweat drop-
Ash: do you wanna go, buddy? Whoever wins gets Misty!
Me: -evil grins and waves pen-
Keith: uh oh… FINE LET'S GO!
Keith and Ash get in boxing positions and Keith knocks Ash out by pinching him
Me: wow… that was so easy
Ash: MISTY I'M COMING FOR YOU! -runs away-
Everyone except me: -glares at Zoey-
Me: what? I'm not doing this!
Rhythmi: fine
Kate: have a kid? With Keith? I'm too young to think about that, sorry!
Emma: Keith… has… to… kiss… Zoey…
Keith and Kate: WHAT?
Me: that can't be right! -looks at review-
Keith: so?
Me: … its true… but Kate has to kiss someone in the audience that looks fit!
Kate: yay!
Rhythmi: Kate? Did you choose someone yet?
Kate: yup! -brings a guy from the audience that looks exactly like Justin Bieber… no he IS Justin Bieber!-
Emma: and… kiss!
Me and Keith: -gulp- -kisses for about a second-
Justin and Kate: -kisses for about 7 seconds-
Rhythmi: Kate? You can stop now!
Kate: -pulls away blushing- hehehehe…
Keith: -groans-
Me: Keith is actually… a good kisser…
Keith: same for you…
Emma: hey! Its not your fantasy, Zoey!
Me: right… umm… next is from… CherriEclipse!
YAY PAUL! I LUV PAUL! THANK YOU! Oh, amd I dare Rhythmi to STRAIGHTEN HER CURLY HAIR! Here's another one~Rhythmi, dress up as Kate and then go up to Keith and see if he can recognize you. Kate, you do the same, dressing up as Rhythmi....I want to see Paul in a dress X-D
Kate: you know what… I want to see him in a dress, too! Maybe we can do that when Paul arrives…?
Me: -grins- maybe…
Emma: so… Keith? Did you pay attention to the review?
Keith: … -day dreaming- …huh?
Me: good! Kate! Rhythmi! Go!
Rhythmi: … do I have to straighten my hair? My golden curly hair?
Emma: yes!
Rhythmi: -groans- fine!
Rhythmi and Kate go to the bathroom and change clothes. They put on wigs and have make-up people put make-up on them. Rhythmi cried while they straighten her hair.
Kate: -sits on Rhythmi's side-
Rhythmi: hey, Keith!
Keith: hey… Kate…
Rhythmi: -puts a hand on his arm- why don't we go get dinner after this?
Keith: … was this a dare?
Rhythmi: … no…
Me: -nods at Rhythmi-
Rhythmi: …but this was -pulls out wig-
Kate: -pulls out wig-
Keith: …
Kate and Rhythmi: ha! You so fell for it!
Keith: no I didn't!
Rhythmi: oh please… stop trying to keep your cool… but it left a long time ago
The girls: hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Keith: … can we move on now?
Emma: yup only… 2 more reviews left so now, please welcome our next reviewer… Naramay- Chan!
where it saysKeith: Try to beat "Parasite Eve 1" in 24 hours. (It's a very long game) If you can't, break up with can re date her it does not say he can ever date her again oNE THING 4 DAREs THATS IT KEITH= makeout with kate 10 mins keith= goes out with ... KATEKeith= cuss out 100 curse word at ... kellny Kate= name 10 things u like about Keith and 10 hates with kellny
Kate: well I don't want to re date him!
Keith: … Kate… she wants me to make out with you for 10 minutes…
Kate: WHAT?!
Me: -grins- have to do it
Rhythmi: finally!
Emma: GO!
Vatonage couple: -starts making out-
10 minutes later… why am I still here?!
Couple: -pulls apart- WE'RE NOT A COUPLE!
Me: oh really? -waves pen-
Kate: please don't! It's still my birthday!
Me: … fine
Keith: I won't go out with Kate!
Emma: we'll let it slide since we've come a long way…
Keith: 100 curse words at Kellyn huh? Well…
Roserade: rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose…
100 cuss words later…
Rhythmi: …
Kate: …
Authoresses: …
Rhythmi: … where did you learn those words?
Keith: my dad curses at pokemon football all the time
Kate: … and about the liking and hating part for me, I'll only say a few. I like Keith's hair, eyes, smile, the way he captures, the way he makes me laugh, the way he looks at me…
Keith: -face turns pink-
Me and Emma: awww!
Rhythmi: caught in the act, Kate!
Kate: and Kellyn… I hate his smile, the way he flirts, the way he talks to Keith… and Zoey…
Me: nice save
Kate: I got lucky
Me: alright, last review of this chapter…
Ranger Friends from Ranger School: FINALLY!!!!
Emma: and it's from… Kali Yugah!
lolz well onto the truths and dares now you HAVE to do these! or face the wrath of my super team of legendarys!!1. keith can i use kellyn as a pinyata? please please!2. kate how do you feel about murph, barlow and crawford.3. keith you have to sing and dance to Caramelldansen!4. rythmi you have to make out with murph!love the story! Bye
Kate: let me dance first! -puts hands on head and sways hips-
Women are you ready to join us now?
Hands in the air, we will show you how.
Come and try,
Caramell will be your guide (be your guide)
So come and move your hips sing
Oa-ah-ah
Look at you two hips do it
La-la-la
You and me, can sing this melody
Owah-owah-ah-oh
Dance to the beat,
Wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever.
Listen and Learn
It is time for prancing,
Now we are here with Caramel Dancing
O-o-owah-owah
O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
O-o-owah-owah
O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
From Sweden to Uk, we will bring our song.
Australia, USA, and you people at Hong Kong
They have heard,
This means all around the world.
O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
Now come on and move your hips singing
Oa-ah-ah
Look at you two hips do it
La-la-la
You and me, can sing this melody
So come and
Dance to the beat
Wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever.
Listen and Learn
It is time for prancing,
Now we are here with Caramel Dancing
Dance to the beat
Wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever.
Listen and Learn
It is time for prancing,
Now we are here with Caramel Dancing
O-o-owah-owah
O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
O-o-owah-owah
O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
So come and
Dance to the beat
Wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever.
Listen and Learn
It is time for prancing,
Now we are here with Caramel Dancing
Dance to the beat
Wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever.
Listen and Learn
It is time for prancing,
Now we are here with Caramel Dancing
Everyone besides Kate: -stares-
Keith:-drools-
Emma: Rob! Get Keith another bucket!
Rob: -nods- -throws another bucket on Keith's head-
Kate: -blushes but no one notices… except YOU!-
Keith: now my turn… YES USE KELLYN AS A PINYATA!
Kate: Murph, Barlow, and Crawford? They're all my friends! But not as friends I am with Rhythmi and Keith.
Keith: but… I thought you hated me?
Kate: Keith… -puts hand on his shoulder- I don't hate you! I was just mad, that's all. Besides, you're my best friend.
Audience: awww!
Rhythmi: aww!
Kate: -hugs Keith and Rhythmi-
Keith: -hugs Kate and Rhythmi-
Rhythmi: -hugs Kate and Keith-
Me: now for the last thing for Rhythmi… -smirks-
Rhythmi: oh no…
Me: ROB! GET MURPH!
Rob: -nods and gets Murph-
Murph: hey, what's going on?
Rhythmi: Murph… I never ment this… I had no choice -grabs arm and makes out-
GASP!!!!
Rhythmi: -pulls away-
Murph: -blushing-
Rob: -takes Murph back to the Union-
Me: well… I guess were done…
Everyone: yay!
Me: I've got a new poll up! Please take it!
Emma: and Hakiri Angel does not own pokemon or pokemon ranger. She may own Rob.
Me: thank you, Emma! Now remember… wait… see the button below this? The white one with the green letters? Yeah that! NO NOT THAT, KEITH! But the one just right below this… yes that! Do us all a favor, and CLICK IT!
REMEMBER THE RANDOMNESS WILL KILL YOU!
Keith: …
All: REVIEW!!!!!!!!