How nonmembers get pets
(Author's Note: My retelling of the June 2013 update that allowed non-members to buy pet hamsters.)
For many years, nonmembers have a raining cloud on the top of their heads. They wanted pets, but members can only get them. Every dark nonmember saw shining members in their eyes. Then one day, when nonmembers opened the newspaper, it says that hamsters is now for all jammers. The shining light shined into their eyes making them shining and poof, went the raincloud. All of the nonmembers dashed to the pet store. All of the members were spinning through a storm of nonmembers. Each nonmember got a pet hamster. Even they can't use the pet stop and wash, they're still happy. Now it's a dream come TRUE.