Sonic hates school plays, so he usually goes in the bathroom and nuts until it turns red. This time the bathroom trip was different. "Man that play suuuure is boring, good think I asked to go play with myself during the stupid play that is boring". As sonic took a step in the cock drawn walls and shit coated ceiling stalls he could hear someone, sonic knew he was masturbating. As soon as he made nut he screamed like that one episode of American Dad where Stan starts masturbating. Sonic kicked down the door because he likes to be alone while he cuts the head off of the chicken and lets it run around. It was none other than Dave the Intern from Sonic Boom! He was stroking it like the day after tomorrow. "Dave? Why are you here I thought this was supposed to be a harem?" "F-F-F-Finally S-S-S-Sonic I caught y-you! A-After twenty one years I f-finally have you." Dave said with his cock still on his hand. "Fuck oFF Dave" Sonic said with all F's capital and shut the door on Dave's hard knob. Now sonic was here to do what he came here to do. Sonic went for the retarded stall because that's where he feels most at home, only to find that it was occupied. Sonic decided to barge in because it worked so well the last time. The shitting bandito was the letter one, all primed and ready for a fucking. "Looks like this chilly dog is about to get it awn" sonic told his slim Dinger. Sonic assumed the position and the number slid up inside of his hole, he didn't need a condom because all number ones in this universe are sterile, and the female number ones are barren, some joke idk. After the number one firmly fit inside him he activated his drill power, twisting at the speed of light akin to that one scene from jackass 2 where the guy gets a golden dildo shot up his asshole at high speeds. Sonic wasn't ready for this type of pressure and strength, he has to place both his feet on the ground to make sure he was stable. Sonic needed to scratch his feet so he brought his feet to his hand and then al of a sudden the cock consumed his mobility, he lost all balance and went spinning around. "I need to get off of this amusement ride!" Sonic screamed but because of the drill being so loud no one heard it. Dave must have been very horrified and couldn't move, he would have gotten the teacher but there were none. The letter one finally stopped fucking sonic and made him fly off, his asshole was stretched beyond repair, but hedgehogs can just grow a new asshole. He thanked the number one for a fuckering to remember and left on his merry way.