Hey guys, I'm really sorry I haven't updated in like forever, I've had LOADS of homework and coursework, my teachers are really evil. Anyway enjoy .

Edward stomped upstairs, "Here's your pizza" he growled to Sammy.

"Thank you Miss Cullen" Sammy giggled.

"THAT'S IT, IM SICK OF PUTTING UP WITH YOUR BEHAVIER, I DONT EVEN CARE THAT YOUR ONLY 3 YEARS OLD YOUVE BEEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE ALL DAY!" Edward screamed at his son and then ran off.

"Umm, I just remembered my mummy wanted me home early because I gotta go to my grandma's" Ellie squeaked to Jasper.

"Ok, I'll take you home when you guys have eaten" Jasper muttered "Sammy are you ok?" Jasper looked at his nephew with concern.

Sammy shook his head and ran off.

"Somebody has a monkey in his hair" Ellie smiled.

"Kid I've got no idea what you're saying...AHH MONKEY, EDWARD SAVE ME!" Jasper screamed.

"IM COMING FOR YOU JAZZY!" Edward screamed and ran in wearing a cape.

"GET IT OFF GET IT OFF, IM SCARED OF CHILDREN, OLD PEOPLE AND MONKIES!" Jasper cried.

"HEY MONKEY GET OFF OF MY JASPER!" Ellie screamed, jumped on Jasper's back and pulled the monkey off of Jasper's head.

"What did I miss?" Sammy asked walking in with a blue juicy drop pop.

"You missed a monkey attack and Edward all drunk" Ellie said.

"I like raisons!" Edward said.

"What happened to you Edward?" Jasper asked.

"Taking care of kids has sent me KOO KOO!" Edward smiled.

"Edward we gotta take Ellie home, can u drive?" Jasper asked, Edward let out an insane giggle and pulled Jasper into a tight hug.

"Of course not, me driving, we've got a better chance of seeing Carlisle dance to Brittany Spears" Edward laughed.

"Jasper e-mail" Sammy called, Jasper took the laptop of off Sammy and opened the e-mail. "Oops I did it again" by Brittany Spears played of the laptop, Jasper screamed.

"What's the matter honey?" Edward asked.

"This is a video of Carlisle and his doctor friends dancing to Brittany Spears, I guess you can drive" Jasper screamed.

"I think Jasper should drive" Ellie yawned.

"Awww, somebody's tired, we'd better get you home" Edward said picking Ellie up.

10 minutes later...

Edward, Jasper, Sammy and Ellie were in Edward's Volvo Jasper was driving and Ellie had fallen asleep.

"You ok Sammy?" Jasper asked, Sammy did his most evil laugh ever, Jasper let out a high pitched scream.

"Yay hyper Sammy!" Ellie screamed, Jasper started dry sobbing as he pulled up at Ellie's house.

Edward rang the doorbell.

"Oh hey, sorry I forgot to tell you that Ellie needs to be home earlier" Ellie's mum smiled, "I hope she was good"

"Ummm yeah, she was an angel" Jasper quickly said.

"Oh good, Edward you've got a little bit of eye shadow on your cheek" Ellie's mum said wiping it off.

"They wanted us to play dress up" Jasper laughed, anyway we'd better be going".

"Bye Ellie Jelly" Sammy said hugging Ellie.

"Bye Sammy hammy" Ellie smiled.

The boys got into the car and Jasper drove off.

"Sammy when we get home you are having a very long time-out" Edward said to his son.

"Ok Chocolate banana boy" Sammy muttered and pouted.

When they got back Edward carried Sammy upstairs and put him in his room.

"Ok now i want you to think about what you have done, I will come back up in 10 minutes, hopefully by your sugar rush will be over" Edward sighed and walked out.

Sammy mock yawned and then pretended to fell really tired, and then he smiled evilly and climbed out of the window.

"You ok now buddy?" Jasper asked Edward.

"Yeah, I guess all parents have to give their kids time-outs" Edward sighed.

"Sammy's really tired now, I think he'll be asleep in a couple a minuets" Jasper said.

"Good..." Edward was interrupted by a knock at the door, Jasper and Edward went over to answer it.

"Hey Jasper Edward is this your brother?" Mike Newton held up Sammy.

"Yes, where did you find him?" Edward sighed.

"Well I was driving over here to see Bella when I found him by a vending machine".

"Bella's not hear right now Edward growled. Mike whimpered and ran over to his car.

Edward looked down at Sammy "Ok you have just got yourself in even bigger trouble young man" he growled.