The Journals
July 27th 2009
Hey Diary, I think I'm going to kill my twins.
I love them. They are my sons. I still want to kill them.
Today they not only almost set fire to the house after playing with matches, they managed to start a fire in the restaurant kitchen! I know we raised them better than this!
My head chef told me they put it out as soon as it started. Apparently my soon-to-be-dead children were playing by the stove during the chef lunch break. They knocked a broom over and it hit the switch turning the stove on. Then they decide to stick the end of the broom into the fire!
DID THEY TAKE STUPID PILLS TODAY?
They are grounded to the point that they have been separated. Change is in their room, and Liang is in our guest room. All toys, books, the computer, everything they could use as entertainment has been removed. I do not like to put in this kind of punishment but my boys need to learn not to screw around like this. There is no excuse for it at all.
They are grounded for the rest of the month.
Lucky for them the broom was the only thing that got burned, other than my pride.
All my chefs are sympathetic and say that they'll help keep an eye out in case the twins return. I'm tempted to have Lie Xiao bring in his pit bull to guard the kitchen during lunches. Extreme? Oh yes. An extreme that is really tempting me.
I KNOW the other guys don't have this kind of trouble with their children so who the heck did I piss off for this? In what life did I anger karma in such a way to have this done to me now?
Excuse the rant, this has really frosted my cookies. I'm going to try to relax now with Mr. Bottle of Sake and my wife.
A/N: Please forgive the lack of updates, I have been going through a really hard time the last two weeks.