Kitties R Us
Birchpaw: Mom dad! Mom dad! Wake up!
Dustpelt: Wha wha? Birchpaw? 10 minutes Berchpaw. Okay?
Birchpaw: No! Not okay! You and mom are taking me on our monthly trip to Kitties R Us now! Not in ten minutes! Dont hold it off 3 days 21 hours 37 minutes and 43 seconds again!
Ferncloud: Birchhoney that you?
Birchpaw: Mom im not Birchhoney im Birchpaw! Now take me to the toy store!
Ferncloud: 7 minutes and well go.
Birchpaw: 2 minutes!
Ferncloud: Im not going lower than 10 minutes.
Birchpaw: but your raising the minutes not lowering!
Ferncloud: Okay 15 minutes till we go.
Birchpaw: but! but!
Ferncloud: 25 minutes. Wanta go for more?
Birchpaw: Okay fine! 25 minutes.
Ferncloud winks at Dustpelt
Ferncloud: Alright honey lets go to the mathematics for kitties section.
Birchpaw: Thoughs arent toys! There the complete opposite! I wanta go to the string section! They came out with a new whole ball of yarn the size of a kittie 3 days ago and i want it!
Ferncloud: Oh honey that must cost a fortune!
Loudspeaker: Whole ball of yarn the size of a kittie ages 3 months and up now on sale for just $79.99.
Birchpaw: Thats not alot!
Ferncloud: Yes it is honey. Thats enough money to by you ten head size balls of yarn.
Birchpaw: Youd get me ten head size balls of yarn! I want that instead! Gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie!
Ferncloud: Okay fine.
Birchpaw: Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!
Ferncloud: But... No allouence for 2 weeks.
Birchpaw: But but!
Ferncloud: 4 weeks wanta go for more?
Birchpaw: Fine. ten balls of head size yarn. No allouence for 2 weeks.
Ferncloud: Okay what are you waitin for go get em honey!
Birchpaw dashes through the crowd and sees theres only 9 left and sneaks one from someones cart.
Ferncloud: Okay lets go check out.
Birchpaw: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Im superkitty!
The End