YU-GI-OH REPORTS
Report 1
"I am Yugi Muto. I have awesome hair but I am one shitty little dude! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING TO STICK UP FOR MYSELF, BUT INSTEAD I'VE GOT THIS OLDER-LOOKING ALTER EGO FIGHTING FOR ME! I HATE IT ALL!"
"He has a point there…"
Report 2
"This is Joey 'F---ing' Wheeler. I think that….WAIT! WHY IS MY NICKNAME 'F---ING'? I AM ANGRY! ALSO…I WOULDN'T MIND AT LEAST ONE SEXT SCENE WITH SEXY SETO KAIBA…OR MAI. BUT REALLY, WHO CARES ABOUT HER? ……NUMA NUMA?"
"'Allo?"
Report 3
"Uh…just to shorten this so we can get to better things, we'll have Anzu, Shizuka, and Mai all go at once. ……………….Hello?"
"Hi."
"………….morons." (AN: If you don't find this one funny, keep your negative comments to yourself! Please no flames!)
Report 4
"This is Seto Kaiba speaking, so that means all morons and emotionally-challenged people must shut their mouths! My first complaint: I like being considered sexier than Yami Yugi by a lot of people (or so he thinks), but I would like to be the savior of the world at least once! I mean, why the helly shit does asshole Yami Yugi win all the time! I hate you all! I think that you all-"
BANG
"He's dead…"
Report 5
"If any of you frickin' dirt bags call me a gay arse again, I'll kill you all!"
"Marik, calm down!"
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Next up: Either Pokemon, Shaman King, or FLCL. But, if you have any suggestions, please tell me!