"Where did they come from!?" Johnny yelled/asked.

"Told you I was part of the X-Men." Kira glared at him and pouted.

"Let me guess, I told you so?"

"You bet."

"Chere! Y' don' know how much Gambit b' worryin' bout y'!" He said, enveloping her in a huge hug.

"Actually, I think I do." She said as the others hugged her, or used other signs of affections (Like in Logan's case, a grunt and a nod, and for the Professor, a "welcome back" and a nod)

"So, you're an X-Man."

"Yes."

"The comic is really real."

"Yes."

"And for you everything here is just a movie."

"Yup."

"So if you're an X-Man, what's your codename?"

"Nightshade. Like I said. The cloud messed with my powers though."

"What do you mean, mess up your powers?" Pietro speed talked, rushing up to her and inspected her, "You can't use them anymore? You're rendered completely defenseless in need of a strong man to come protect you?" He said, grinning smugly at her.

"Yeah, if you find one, come and tell me. The space cloud didn't take my powers, it mutated them. I'll get used to it after a few danger room sessions."

"So, you're leaving?" Johnny asked, suddenly seeming sad.

"I guess so. I mean, you've been great and everything, taking me in when I had nowhere else to go, treating me fair despite my overall weirdness," She coughed and muttered something like 'sugar highs', "There aren't any mutant hating protesters or mutants reduced to living in sewers, everything here is so perfect. But I belong with my family."

"Want a tissue?" Wanda asked, raising an eyebrow. Kira glared at her before crossing her arms.

"Ah! How'd they get here! We're under attack!" Reed yelled, running into the room in his uniform, Ben and Sue following. Kira rolled her eyes and stood in front of Todd who he was about to punch, catching the stretchy limb.

"Calm down Richards, they're with me. Fantastic Four, meet the X-Men and Brotherhood hybrid: Gambit, Rogue, Wanda, John, Piotr, Pietro, Kitty, Kurt, Logan, Storm, Professor Xavier, Dr. Hank McCoy, Fred, Todd, Lance, Scott, and Jean."

"The X-Men? Aren't they a fictional show?" Reed asked.

"Not where I'm from." She grinned wolfishly at them. Sue approached her, a small sad smile on her face.

"So I guess this is goodbye?"

"You're good at figuring this stuff out." She said sadly, "It's been great with you guys, but I have to leave." She hugged Sue before turning to Ben.

"Looks like we're not the Fantastic Five anymore."

"Fantastic Four has more of a ring to it. Besides, where I'm from that's your name anyway." She hugged his orange rocky self, "I'll miss you, Ben. I hope you and your girl are happy together." She turned to Reed, ready to hug him, "Try not to explode with all that heavy thinking. Have some fun in life."

She finally stopped on Johnny, "You know, I think I'll miss your arrogant yet childish personality."

"Who wouldn't?" He said, grinning despite it all. After a second he grew serious again and put his hand on the back of her head, kissing her slowly and deeply. The X-Men watched on, shocked, the female population, even Rogue and Wanda, slightly envious. I mean, what other girl has kissed Chris Fox... other than all the one night stands in clubs and bars and his ex's? When the two separated, Kira slightly breathless, Johnny gave her a small kiss on the forehead.

"Guess it hasn't been three weeks yet." She said, smiling a bit.

"That program doesn't work at all," Wanda said, glaring a bit at Todd, "Atleast not on the idiots who can't seem to get a clue."

"Yah got that raght, sugah." Rogue said, giving Remy a full on death glare which he replied to with a wolfish grin before looking at Kira, confused.

"What program?"

"Let's just say, I don't really have a crush on any of your cousins." She grinned before turning around back to Johnny, "You know, if I wasn't from another dimension and in front of powerful and protective mutants, I would kiss you again." She stated bluntly. Logan, extremely disturbed by that, made the snikt sound we all know and fear, immediately snapping Kira out of whatever trance she was in.

"Like, how come you get to make out with the hottie?" Kitty asked.

Now, Remy wasn't very protective of Kira often, knowing that she'd bury him alive if he'd try to play knight in shining armor. Actually, Rogue would too. All of the girls that he's close to would. But he didn't like a boy many years older then her just kissed her. And that this boy was a player from a movie. They've only known each other for the 2+ hours it took to watch the film!

So, regardless of impending doom and dirt, Remy glared at Johnny before putting a protective arm over Kira.

"C'mon, chere, let's go home." Kira raised an eyebrow at Remy before looking back at Johnny.

"I'll visit you sometime in the future if Forge helps me work out the ray gun. If Madonna (Belladonna) can do it, I can too. Sue, I'm definitely coming for the wedding." She added, "Lack of knowledge or not, I'm not gonna miss it for the world."

"Y'know dat guy's older den Gambit, right?"

"So?" Rogue asked, "If Ah could touch Ah'd probably kiss him too." Gambit didn't like that response, tightening his hold on Kira a little more.

"Kira, we have to go in separate groups of about three or four because there's a limit to how many people can travel dimensions at a time." He said, so the author could get away with more plot twists.

"Aye aye, capitan Forge!"

Forge zapped Ororo, Professor Xavier, and Logan and they dissappeared with a large zoip!

"Great, now to reprogram this sucker and send off another batch home." He said, talking to himself, before zapping another three.

When it was just him, Remy, Kira, and Rogue, he accidentally pressed two buttons instead of one while zapping the three of them, creating a zachum! instead of a zoip!. Odd, he thought, Oh well! Time to zap myself! He turned the small machine around and zapped himself.

Johnny, with a goofy grin on his face, turned around only to face the angry faces of his friends.

"She's only eighteen!" Sue yelled out, after five seconds of silence.

"And I'm only twenty two. It's not that much of a difference." He shrugged.

"Four years!"

'Oh great' Johnny thought, 'Another lecture.' He reached into his back pocket for his sunglasses, hoping to make it look like he was listening, but really sleeping, only to come up empty, 'She stole my shades! Kira stole my sunglasses!'

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Kira, after being zachum!ed, opened her eyes slowly, releasing her death grip on Remy's arm. She looked around her, seeing a nice neighborhood surrounding her. Ha, yeah right.

It was a dump. They were in an alley, with dumpsters and stray pieces of garbage. Outside of their alley she saw a random itchy lady with frizzy hair and stretchy pants.. with a tummy pack, a three year old boy in baggy clothes chasing around an old cat, gangs and cops running around everywhere. Kira felt like screaming "A muck, a muck, a muck, a muck!" over and over again. But of course, she was wearing Johnny's cool sunglasses, and had to have the cool image to go with the cool shades.

Obviously dimension traveling has some effect on your mind.

"This can't be happenin'. Ah'm dreamin', aren't Ah Kira?"

"I dunno. Looks pretty real."

"God, Ah'm dreamin'. Please slap me."

"All right." Kira cheered, slapping her on the arm.

"Ouch! Okay, this is still a very painful dream. Slap me again, dreamwoman."

"Okie dokie."

SLAP!

"Gawd, Ah imagined the pain again. Punch me in the arm this tahme."

"Kay."

PUNCH.

"Again."

punch

"Y'know, I think you're awake."

"No. I'm dreaming."

PINCH! And not just a normal pinch, a pinch where you take a little bit of skin in your nails and twist it all around.

"What in carnation was that fo'!" Rogue yelled, clutching her wounded arm.

"You. Are. Not. Dreaming."

"Oh god, where ARE we?!"

"I dunno. Probably in some other movie. It seems really familiar, though. Like some best selling book I've read before."

"What book? WHAT BOOK!?" Rogue yelled, practically strangling Kira.

"I dunno. It wasn't that thick, though, just three quarters of an inch. I remember it was a paperback novel, purple and red print, it had... yellow.. no gold... a mix of both."

"What was the book's name!!"

"I DON'T KNOW! It had a picture of a boy with a red cap on, though. I'm thinking... caveman." Guess what book I'm talking about and I'll give you a non-existant cookie!

"Uh, where Remy be?" He asked, just getting up. Ha, so much for master thief.

"Shut up, Swamp Rat. Can't yah see Ah'm frustrated!?"

"Now's not deh time for pet names, Roguey."

"Listen, you idiotic-"

"OOH! PRETTY!" Kira yelled, spotting a black raven flying. Concentrating so the color would fade away, she carefully walked up a building (think...vampire), careful not to crush any random bricks, she occasionally looked into a window, spotting some random man boiling shoes. Seriously...

Reaching the top of the building, time unfroze itself and she reached for the pretty black bird, having it surprisingly land on her finger.

"Aw, it likes me!" Squeed Kira, ignoring Remy and Rogue shouting for her.

"Kira? Where are you?"

"Chere? Don' tell me y' ran away from us already!" Hearing the word 'us', Rogue cringed.

"Oh gawd, KIRA! GET YO' BUTT BACK HERE!"

"Remy hungry. Y' want to get some food?"

"Are you crazy? We're in a movie! With cavemen!" Rogue said, recalling upon Kira's last words.

"Cavemen?" He asked before shaking his head, "Never mind. Remy don' wanna know. He gon' get some food." He walked off, leaving Rogue standing in the alleyway.

"At least that Cajun's gone now." Rogue mumbled to herself, leaning on the dirty wall.

"Y' been missin' this ol' Cajun?" A voice said five minutes later, just as she was resting her eyes.

"Swamp rat! Don't sneak up on meh lahke that!"

"T'ief." He said as if it was all the explanation in the world, "Got y' a twinkie."

"Did ya steal it?" He stayed quiet, choosing just to grin.

"Swamp Rat, we just got here and already you're stealing?"

"Hey, 'least Gambit got y' food, non?"

"And yah coulda paid for it with the wads ah cash in yo' pocket!"

"But Remy stole dat money too, don' make a difference."

"Remy, Ah hate tah break this to yah, but you have a stealing problem."

"What do y' mean, stealin' problem?"

"As in yo' addicted, just lahke yo' addicted to those death sticks?" She spoke in the 'duh' voice we all know and love.

"Gambit not addicted to stealin', and he's not addicted to cigarettes. He could stop any time he wants t', mon chere."

"Oh, please." Kira said, appearing out of nowhere, "Ooh! Wallets!" She said in a voice that told them that she had vast intakes of... sugar. She squealed and grabbed a stolen wallet out of Remy's hand, sitting on the sidewalk and looking through it, just as the cops arrived behind her.

"Halt! Put your hands up where I can see them!"

"Dang." Rogue muttered, "What did yah do, Kira?"

"Oh, yeah, that.. I remember it like it was yesterday."

"It was today, chere."

"Oh, maybe that's why I can't remember anything."

"Idiot." Rogue muttered.

"Ha ha ha," A voice said in the darkness, unheard by anyone, "All according to plan."

Author's Note: Yes, I plan on making this a series. Guess what movie inspired from a book they're in now? I'll give you a non-existent cookie. From now on, Kira's going to be a little goofier, though. Embracing her inner child and whatnot. She's also going to pick up a lot of personality traits from moi. Which means she's going to be smart... yet really retarded. Tough job, I know.