Dear Diary,
Note to self: never, ever invade in Norge's 5 foot radius.
Everything was going AWESOME. Norge's bathroom was looking niiiiice and pink, and his beloved hair clip was nice and safe inside my pants. I was acting like it was a Norway normal (I just can't think of "nor" without adding "way"!) ol' day for us Nordics… Norge was just looking a little more pissy than usual. Then again, I've come to expect that of him. I thought it would be a nice gesture to walk up to him for a hug. Norge gives me the SEXIEST death glare. But it was kind of terrifying, I admit. As crazy as this sounds, he beat me up without even touching me! Yeah. That douche is that wacked up. I even felt something strangling me like Norge always does, but Norge was 3 feet away from me! Now I've got all these weird bruises all over me… And what looks like pixie dust.
But that's stupid. His weirdo imaginary friends are IMAGINARY. On the bright side, I swear I saw the tiiiiiiiiiiiiniest smile on his face at my pain. That jackass :)
Oh, ja. He also asked what I did with his hairclip. I told him I don't know. So he kicked me off the porch (literally). I didn't know he was an awesome ninja too! I kinda hope he does find his hairclip, 'cause the only way he'll find it is if he gets in my pants ;)
Dear Diary,
He painted my bathroom pink. I've had it with him…He's had my hairclip for over a week, I swear, I will kill him.
Oh, by the way. I sent my pixies after him when he got near my five foot radius. Why does he smile when I glare? You should've seen his face when the pixies attacked. He was so confused. I had one of my trolls strangle him for me. My job just gets easier every day… I think I actually smirked. He's going to have my ba pixie dust all over him forever.
So today I tried searching his room for my hairclip. Damn. I bet it's in his pocket. I'll get him for that. Maybe I could get my pixies to retrieve it for me.