PiXie fairys!
They walked into a clearing and Evory lurked around. There were many persons in black cloaks waving wands and grinning wickedly. Behind dem people in more black cloaks danced.
Accusingly, Ivory turned to Voldy. "You is not voldemort! U lied to me!11"
"But being voldy is da new fashion," moaned the not-voldy. Another voldy flounced up to her and was all like, "OMJ, Voldy, you broke your cloak!"
In da background the death dancers danced on.
Den in a flash of pink-purple-glitter-light of happiness the pixie fairy appeared in a whoosh-poof. She stared at da black people unbelievingly. "How canst this be!" she squeaked. "Why are you being evil?"
"But pixie, fairy, evil is da new good!" explained Not-Voldy.
"Marissa, " said da pixie fairy, laying a delicate hand as soft as a butterfly alighting on a flower on her shoulder, "you cannot encourage evil. Otherwise it spreads like AIDS!"
Marissa shrieked, "Oh no!" as the truth punched her, breaking her cloak some more.
In da background the death dancers danced on.
"Now Eb-ivory," said da pixie fairy consolingly, "it is not too late for you. Cast off the inner shadows."
Ivory smiled beatifically at the kind, benevolent, wonderful pixie. "My soul has no shadows," she enumerated, "for it is TEAL!"
"Teal is da color of trajedy," said the pixie fairy deeply impressed. "but I wait for the one with the soul of rainbows and glitter," the fairy revealed.
Ivory frowned. Marissa gaped.
In da background the death dancers danced on.
A/n: I know Ivory's soul is all cool and teal but she is not good enough to be the chosen of the pixie fairy. But, why you eat my banana? dat very mean of you!11 :(