Disclaimer: I don't own any of Bleach's characters, nor its story line. (That belongs to Setarah whose story this is based on)
Note: For the story via Hisana and Byakuya's relationship and what I used to write my story. See story The House of Kuchiki
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The Long Lost Diary of Rangiku Matsumoto
A/N- December 29th entry contains some mature content (nicknames for breasts). If that kind of stuff bothers you, then please skip over it, or don't read this chapter.
Monday, December 27th-
AHHH!!!! Damn those elders yet again!
I can't believe they are mad that Captain Kuchiki for wanting to marry Hisana!?!?! I mean PLEASE!
If I was one of those elders, I would run up to Hisana, hug her and thank her for…
Putting up with him and his Ice-Cold-All-the-Time emotions…
Finally helping him find the person he wants to spend the rest of his life with…and continuing on the Kuchiki family!
Isn't that they point of him finding a bride? Marry the girl, have her pop out a kid or 2 to carry on the family name…and live happily ever after….?…
If I could…OHHHHHH! I would have ambused them while they slept…and killed them in their sleep!!!
Forget swords…or demon magic…OH NO! I have a better way to kill them…
SUFFICATION BY CLEAVAGE!!!!!
It's the perfect crime…I mean there would be no marks….no blood…not even a finger print or anything left behind!
MWAHAHAHAHA! I shall become the masked CLEAVAGE KILLER GIRL!
I will wear a mask and no one will be able to guess that it is me! HAHAHAHA! I mean please there have to be a ton of girls with jugs as big as mine….right?
Well anyway…OFF TO MAKE MY COSTUME!
CLEAVAGE KILLER GIRL…AWAY!
Tuesday, December 28th –
Mmmmmmmnnnnnnnn….
Was up all night last night…started making some costume……and then suddenly decided pulling out the sake was a great idea…..then again…pulling out the sake is a great idea any time…
Head is pounding….need the ringing to stop…
Same underclassmen boy…walked up….tried to grab the twin girls….haha…did he get a big surprise…
I mean…I may have a headache…and I may have (yet again) had to much to drink last night…but I can still smack underclassmen around with the best of them….
He went for my twin girls the second he had a clear shot…and before he could grab anything (or even get close to grabbing something) I had him up against the wall coughing….
I told him that if he ever…and I mean EVER! Goes to grab anything that belongs to my body ever again….OH!!!!! would my wrath be brought down upon him big time….
He agreed to never again touch me…or try to….. so I put him down…and proceeded to puke all over his shoes….
Will write more tomorrow….when the world stops spinning….STOP THE WORLD! I WANNA GET OFF!
Wednesday, December 29th –
I have been looking at my past entries in this dairy-journal thing….and I realized that I have used a lot of different words to describe…my breasts
Now I have decided to take this time now to make a list and name every name I know for breasts…this way in the future, people (or me) can refer back to it for reference…
Here we go!:
- Double-Whammies
- Apples
- Pumpkins
- Melons
- Balloons
- Bassoons
- Bazookas
-Big Boppers
- Bikini Stuffers
- Bonbons
- Boobies
- Boobs
- Bosom
- Hooters
- Cantaloups
-Coconuts
- Jugs
- Whoppers
- Pillows
- Doozers
- Doozies
- The twin girls
-The twins
-Cleavage
-Giant milk duds
-Breasts
-Rangoons
Ya…I'd say that just about covers it… Rangoons are my least liked cause they are just like my name!!! Rangiku…Rangoons! I'm convince that they made that one up just to make fun of my big babies!
…till tomorrow….
Thursday, December 30th –
Hisana is SOOOOO LUCKY!!! I went over to the house today and Hisana, Arisu-sama and Captain Kuchiki were in his room looking at all of these really pretty kimonos for the wedding…
I mean maybe if they went with a simple rental…but NO!!!!! They (as in all of the ones around the room) were already Hisana's….. and I couldn't even try borrowing one or anything cause they were made to Hisana's exact measurements…talk about the bottom of the barrel for me…
If I even tried to put one on it would suffocate these big things I got going on down front…I wish I could just chop them off…. cries
I pointed this out to both Arisu-sama and Captain Kuchiki…Arisu-sama just shook her head….Captain Kuchiki ignored me...and Hisana blushed and laughed a little…at least they now know the truth….
Anyway…Hisana wanted to go all traditional, and what not…but both Arisu-sama and I thought she should go a little different… If only she could have agreed with me on one kimono that we both liked! She found this simple but different blue kimono….
I hate blue! I spit on blue!….
I found this really cool multi-colored flower one! It was all rainbow-ey and crazy and just really different…Arisu-sama said that it was just to child-ish and that I need to grow up….
…stupid Arisu-sama….
Gonna go to a party to try and forget about that comment….night…..
Friday, December 31st –
NO ENTRY
Saturday, January 1st –
Sorry about yesterday…I was so hammered I couldn't even find you…(my jornal-diary thing) but nothing really big happened otherwise…just another Hisana having to almost carry me to all my classes as I was sick all day…day…
Thank gods I have such a perfect notes freak for a best friend! I can just copy off her….which is what I'm doing right now…
Just…taking a little detour….that's all!
Back to notes…..
Sunday, January 2nd –
All I have to say today is Captain Kuchiki is a little party pooper…I was over hanging out with Hisana and he just walks in like he owns the place…though he kinda does….and tell me to leave…that he has to talk to Hisana…
Damn him…I told him no, but then he brought up the fact that it was his house and he could always not allow me to come over…etc..etc…and again asked me to leave…I did….
…stupid Captain Kuchiki….more like Captain wet blanket…..
that's all….going now to get chocolate…that will make it all better….