A/N: I do not own Code Geass.

The Past Wedding of Two Innocent Souls:

Since Lelouch had already planned his own death, he decided it would be much more dramatic if he had a queen by his side at that time, so he decided...

"SUZAKU, YOU SHALL BE MY WIFE!!!"

Suzaku smashed a brick in Lelouch's face and exclaimed, "NOT AGAIN, LELOUCH!! WE ONLY DID IT THAT ONE TIME!!! ONE TIME!!! REMEMBER?!!

"...No, I don't get it...what're you talking about?" Lelouch replied, rubbing his nose.

"What do you mean you don't remember? When we were kids, and Nunnally wanted to play dress-up, even though she's blind and crippled, and we joined in just to make her feel better, and you got a little TOO into it, and..."

Lelouch's face lit up. "Oh yeah, now I remember! You tasted like strawberries, if I recall..."

"SHUT UP!!!"

CodeGeass Z:

"LULUMAEHA!!!" Lelouch roared as he fired a huge blast of ki from his palms. Charles zi Britannia quickly warped to the side to dodge the attack, and then he pressed the button on his scanner to read Lelouch's power level.

When it came to a final number, Charles gasped. "IT'S...OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT?!! OVER 9,000?!!" V.V. cried.

Lelouch hunched down and charged himself up, and Charles watched in horror as his power level grew even further.

"I AM...SUPER LELOUCH!!!" His hair spiked upwards and turned a bright gold, and the entire world shook from the immense strength of his power.

"THIS FUCKIN' PISSES ME OFF, YOU DICKWAD MOTHERFUCKER!!!" V.V. tried to strike back, but Super Lelouch just punched her right through the head.

"I WILL SAVE THIS PLANET!!!" Super Lelouch proclaimed. On the sidelines, a green-skinned Suzaku and an even shorter version of Rolo were cheering him on.

"GO, KICK HIS FUCKIN' A, DADDY!!" Rolo cheered.

"...Just in case none of you idiots know, I'm a parody of that character named after a musical instrument!!" Suzaku proclaimed.

"THIS TOTALLY SUCKS, YO!!" Charles cried, and then Super Lelouch killed him too.

Turning to his useless allies, Super Lelouch reverted back to his original black-haired form and proclaimed, "Alright, now that we've beat them...let's head to the alien planet of Britannia to collect the seven Geassballs and revive our fallen comrades!!!"

The Wedding Ring A.K.A. THE SEQUEL TO 'CAUGHT IN THE ACT':

C.C., Kallen, Milly and Shirley were all waiting in Lelouch's room with excitement and anticipation. The devilishly handsome anti-hero man had requested all of them to meet in his room so he could declare a very important announcement...involving a wedding.

"OMG, THIS IS SO EXCITING!! LELOUCH IS GOING TO PROPOSE TO ME!!!" Shirley squealed with glee.

C.C. snorted. "Yeah right, you dumb bitch!! Obviously, he likes me best, and we're gonna fuck all night long!"

"Oh, yeah? He might want to marry ME, though!" Milly spoke up.

"...We'll still fuck all night long, though..."

"LIKE HELL YOU WILL, YOU WHORE!!!"

"Heh heh, you're all delusional!" Kallen exclaimed, "IT IS I WHO SHALL GET INTO LELOUCH'S PANTS!!!"

C.C. was about to pummel the bitch when the door swung open. Lelouch was dressed in a tuxedo, and in his arms was Cheese-kun, which was wearing a wedding veil over its face.

"...I WOULD LIKE ALL OF YOU TO MEET CHEESE-KUN LAMPEROUGE...MY WIFE!!!" Lelouch announced, holding up Cheese-kun for all to see.

Everyone was silent for a moment.

"...But it belongs to me..." C.C. started to say.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Lelouch snapped, "I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU, SO I CAN TAKE IT BACK IF I WANTED!!"

"...Can we still fuck all night long, though?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...NOW GET OUT OF HERE, YOU PITIFUL SWINES!!! ME AND THE WIFE HERE ARE GONNA PLAY BANJO-KAZOOIE, AND WE DON'T WANT TO BE DISTURBED!!"

C.C. and the others rushed out of the room, heartbroken and on the verge of never-ending depression. Lelouch and his new wife, however, have never felt more happy in their whole lives.

Code Geass, as Dubbed by 4kids:

Activating his Geass for the first time, Lelouch exclaimed in a scratchy, unfitting voice, "I command you all...TO KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT!!"

Suddenly, a smirk formed on the soldier's lips. "As you say..."

Raising his glowing green watergun to his head, the screen quickly cuts off to darkness, and then switches back to show the group of soldiers lying on the ground, not a single drop of blood on them. The sound of something splashing against Lelouch's cheek was heard, but it had been completely cut out.

'I did it...I...I knocked them out...' Lelouch thought, breathing heavily for some reason.

Lelouch chuckled under his breath. "With this power...I can DEFEAT Britannia!!! I shall help my little sister, who was blind and crippled since birth, and not because she was shot or anything ridiculous like that! THE ONLY COOL WAY TO GO IS MY WAY, DUDE!!!"