*The quotes might not be exact, but I'll try.
…the next thing I saw was darkness and feeling like I was being thrown.
When I got out of the sack, I hear someone with a thick Russian accent saying, "Eh, Jack Frost."
"Santa? The Tooth fairy? The Easter Bunny? Sandman? Wow."
"I hope the Yeti's treated you well?"
"Yes I loved being shoved in a sack and tossed through magic portal."
"Good, that was my idea."
"So, am I on the naughty list?"
"Naughty list? You hold record, but we overlook because Man in Moon says you are new guardian." He pushed a button and the elves started making music, confetti fell from the ceiling, and Santa started reading an oath or something from a book.
"Stop, STOP! Who says I want to be a guardian?"
"Ha-ha, of course you do," the music started up again.
"No! I'm serious. You're all hard work and deadlines; I'm snowballs and fun times." I'm not a guardian.
Tooth Jumped in, "Jack, I don't think you understand what it is we do," she walked me over to the globe, "each of those lights is a child."
"And good or bad, naughty or nice, we protect them."
"Oh no, no offence."
"How is that not offensive? I mean seriously, what does this clown know about bringing joy to children?"
"Ever heard of a snow day? I know it's no hard-boiled egg, but kids like what I do."
"But none of them believe in you, do they?" I looked down and smirked.
"Bunny!"
"No, the Easter Kangaroo is right-"
"Kangaroo? Do I look like a kangaroo to you?"
"You might not be a kangaroo, but you are wrong."
They all looked at each other, "Since when do people believe in you? You're just a blizzard."
"No, someone does believe in me, and not you." Silence. "Now, if you excuse me, I need to go back home.
"But Jack," North jumped in, "You are a guardian, and now we face a threat greater then ever before."
"Ha ha ha," a dark voice laughed behind them.
"Pitch Black…"