Title: Things Sam And Will Are Not Allowed
Author: Bloodredribbon
Disclaimer: I wish…
AN: There are a lot of changes I am doing for this fic; hopefully you'll like it just as much as my Beta and I do! Enjoy.
Sacred Histories: Thanks for the idea, I'm gonna use it if it's alright with you? All credit will go to you at the beginning of the chapter.
Chapter 7:
Ratchet wants Will and me to integrate the List Of Stupid Things To Say into the rules and have The Banned List at the end of the rules. I personally don't want to add even more stuff to this list, but Ratchet's scary with his Wrench of Doom ã
Update List:
121) Asking Ratchet where he learned to cuss like that. - Sam
*And asking if he could teach me.
*I wasn't seen for the rest of the day.
122) Pretending to be a Ninja at night and 'attacking' intruders. – Sam and Will
*Optimus has seriously been considering on building a human-sized brig for Will and I to keep us from getting into trouble.
123) Can I touch it? – Sam
*I've never seen Inferno move so quickly before.
124) Taking embarrassing pictures of the Cybertronian's and posting them on the internet. – Sam and Will
*Starscream getting beat with his arm was funny though.
*Or Soundwave singing Ratbat to sleep.
*Or Jazz groping Prowl.
125) How do you turn it on? – Sam
*I've never seen Wheeljack's optics twitch like that before.
126) Just because the 'Bots and 'Cons don't mind us walking around naked, doesn't mean the
other humans do. – Sam and Will
*Had the Lambo Twins staring a little too closely though.
127) Is this safe? – Sam and Will
*And proceed to roughly handle one of Wheeljack's inventions.
128) Being the Human Liaison for the Cybertronian's does not mean I can stop going to college. – Sam
*Really thought it would work too.
129) Does that mean yes? – Will
*If I am not caught and blamed for it, yes it does.
130) Letting Ratchet watch House was a bad idea. – Sam
*And I do not want to know who his 'Cuddy' is.
131) How do you go to the bathroom? – Sam
*'Bee laughed and demonstrated how on Simmons, again.
132) Antacids falls under the same category as rule 91(mentos). – Will
*I didn't think it would cause an even bigger explosion.
133) The voices told me to do it. – Sam
*I was serious too.
134) Never show the Incredibles ever again. – Will
*Poor Annabelle.
135) You're Old. – Sam
*Megatron scarred me for life with his response. – Sam and Will
136) Taking the pictures mentioned in rule 124 and making pin-up calendars. -Sam and Will
*Made a lot of money off them though.
137) You're so Megatron's bitch. – Sam
*I wasn't allowed near Starscream without an escort for a while.
138) Laughing loudly for no apparent reason. – Sam and Will
*Scared a few 'Bots.
*'Cons already think were crazy.
139) Can I leave? – Sam and Will respectively
*Never say this in Ratchet's Medical-bay.
*Optimus wouldn't let me leave the meeting room for another three hours.
140) Pig Latin is not to be used either.
*Refer to rule 20 about Leet.
Banned List not up yet.
Prowl didn't think that the human Epps and Mikaela would go so far as to tack on their own comments about Sam and Will's list. On the other hand, Epps and Mikaela's cool logic against Sam and Will's insanity?
Updated Comments:
104) Farting in Sunstreaker or Tracks should be an obvious one. – Sam
*Of course you would get a bruise! They ejected you out of them! - Mikaela
36) Selling any parts of any Cybertronian to Lockdown or Swindle is expressly prohibited. – Will
*Just because you don't think they need those parts doesn't mean you can sell them. That's Ratchets job to decide not yours. – Mikaela.
55) Car surfing is hazardous and should have never been attempted. – Sam
*Leave it to the Pro's –Gets hit- Uh, I mean you could have died and I don't think 'Bee could have explained that very well to Optimus, his parents or 'Cade.-Epps
89) I should not tell any Cybertronian that human female's 'mood swings' should never
be provoked willingly. – Sam
*Are you saying that I'm mean? And of course, I hit hard! - Mikaela
*Girls are scary and you should never say anything about their 'mood swings'.-Epps
15) I will not tell the Autobots that TV. is brainwashing the human minds into mindless zombies bent on eating human brains. – Sam
*The Decepticon's should have known better. – Epps
Wow, that took forever and a day to figure out might have another one tomorrow!
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