Chapter 33.
AN: I sed shut up itz nut my folt ok if u don't lik da story den ur a prep so fuk u flamerz!1111 ps im nut updating ubtil u giv me fiv god reviewz nd diz tim I men it!111111 U SUK!1111 fangz louise 4 di help il promiz to help u wif ur story lolz1
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"Oh my fuking god!1" I shooted sadly. "Shud we get u 2 St Manga's, bitch?"
"Hel no!" she said. "Lizzen Hgnan, I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask Tom Andorson 4 sum help?"
"Sure I said sadly. I went outside the door. Chewbacca was there!111 He wuz wearing a big blak GC tshit which wuz his panamas.
"Hey Sexxy." I said.
"RRarhghhh?" he asked in his voice was so sexy and low kinda like Gerard Way when hes talking.
"Fine." I reponded. We stared 2 go bak in2 da dorm.
"RRARHHHhhghhhhh rhaaaaaaaaghghghg?" Bakka asked jealously.
"Not 2 far, lol." I borked.
"RRRRRRRRArjghoaws aghalksfvn rrrrrrrrrrrrrerrhghg?" Chewbacca asked angstily.
"I hop not 2 far!111" I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him. I said sorry. We frenched.
"What happened 2 YIda?" I growled.
"U will see." Chewbacca giggled mistressly. He opened a door…Ydoa nd Yaddle werz there!11 BAil waz pokering dem by staging dem wif a blak nife.
"NOOOO PLZ!1111" Yaddle bagged as Bairl started 2 suk his blood. I laffed statistically. I tok some photons of him and Yoda bing torqued. (ok I no dis iz men but fink abot it ppl dey r pedoz nd Gkda trid 2 rap dem and neway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolz). We took sum of Yoda's blod den CHekwacha and I went bak 2 our roomz. We sat on my goffik blak coffin. My cloves were kinda drity so I pot on a blak leather outfit fingie kinda like da 1 Suelene haz in Undreworld. (if u haven't herd of it den FUK U!111) . I put on some blak platform high heelz. Darko put on 'desolition liverz' by MCR. Den….we storted 2 take of eachotherz clozez. I tok of his shit nd he had a six-pak, lolz. We started 2 mak out lik in Da Grudge. He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. I gut an orgy.
"Oh Chewbacca!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Chewbacca!1111" I screemed passively as he got an eructation.
"R RROOLVE RRORU." he whispred sexily and den we fel aspleep lol.
Chapter 34.
AN: SHOT DA FOK UP PREPZ!1111 hav u even red de story!11 u r proly al just prepz nd posrs so FUK U!111 fangz 2 lousise 4 da help!1
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I wook up in da coffin de next day. Chewbacca waz gone. I got up and put on a blak tight sexah drsss that was all ripped at da end. There wuz red korset stuff going up da fornt and da bak and it came up 2 my knees. There wuz a slit in da dress lik in mr & mr simth. I pot on ripped blak fishnets and blak stilton bo-ots. Suddenly…. Baial ORorgna cocked on da door. I hopened it.
"Hi Lan." he said. "Gezz wut u have 2 cum 2 Profesor Phasmam's office."
"Ok." I said in a deprezzd voice. I had wanted to fuk Chewbacca or maybe lessen to MCR or Evonezcence. I came anyway.
"So what the fuck happened 2 YDyao and Yadlle?" I asked Sorious flirtily.
"I fucking tortured them." he answered in a statistic way. "They r in Abkhazian now, lol."
I laughed evilly.
"Where r Chewbacca and Vampira LEia?" I muttered.
"Dey are xcused form skool 2day." Sodomize moaned sexily. "Rite now they are watching Da Nigtmare b4 Xmas."
We went into da office. Proffesor asphasma was there. She was wearing a goffik blak dress that was all ripped all over it kinda lik da one Amy Lee wears in this pic
( http/ She wuz drinking some vaderserum.
She took out da Pensiv and the time-torner.
"Hanana, you will have to do anozzer session now. Also I need u to get me da cure 4 being adikited." she said sadly. "Good luck. Fangz!"
And then….I jumped into the Prinsive again. Suddenly I looked around…I was in da Grate Hall eating Count Chorcula. It was mourning. I was sitting next to Vader. On a table was a tall gottik man wif long blak hair, pail skin and blue eyes wering a suit and blak Cronvrese shoes. He looked just like Charlyn Manson. I noticed…he was drinking a portent.
"Whose he!11" I asked.
"Oh, datz Profesor Koon." Vader said. "He's da Portents teacher…..Han?"
"Yah?" I asked.
"Did u know dat Marylin Mason is playing in Hogsemade tonight? And they r showing The Exercise at da movies b4 dat."
"Yah?"
"Well…...want 2 go 2 da contort and da movie wif me?"
Chapter 35. gost of u
AN: fangz 2 stenven 4 da idea!1 u rok! fuk of prepz!11111111 fangz 2 lsousise 4 di help u rok gurl!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun so FUK U!111 oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 serius!1 fangz.
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I went in2 da Conmen Room finking of Vader. Suddenly I gasped…..Chewbacca wuz there!111
I grasped. He locked as hut as eva werring blak ledder pants, a blak Lonken Prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner.
"Chewbacca what da fuk r u dong!111111" I gosped.
"Huh?" he asked. Then I remembred. It wuzn't Chewbacca. It was Dadbacca!1 He stil had two arms.
"Oh hi dadbacca!1" I sed. "Im Han the new student lol we shook handz."
"Yah Vader told me abot you." Dadbababca said. He pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik guyz. They where siting in a corner kutting. It wuz Bail, Vampire Leia's dad and…Yoda! All of them were wearing blak eyeliner and blak Good Chralootte band shirts. "Lizzen I'm in a goth band wif those guys." he said. "Were playing 2nite at da Marylin Mason show as back-up.
"ORLY." I ESKED.
"Yeah." he said. "Were calld XBlakXTearX. I play teh gutter. Breadroll plays da drums" he said ponting to him. "Yoda plays the boss. And Poe plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring."
"Hey basards." I told them they gave me Dethz tuch sin. Suddenly I gasped again. "But don't u have a lead singer!" I asked. Dadababcba looked dawn sadly.
"We uzd to but she did. She contempted suicide by silting her rists."
"Oh my fuking god!11 Datz so fuking sad!1" I gasped.
"Its okay but we need a new led snigger." Samaro said.
"Wel…..I said Im in a bnad myself."
"Rilly?" asked Yoda. I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik!111
"Yeah were called Blody Gothik Rose 666. Do u wanna hr me sing?"
Yeah said everyone. So the guys tok out der guitarz. They began to pay a song bi (geddit koz bi guyz r sooo sexah!11) Gurn Day.
"I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz." I sang sexily (I dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped.
"Hahan? Will u join da band? Plz!1" begged Dadbabca, Samoro, BRail and YOde
"Um….ok." I shrugged. "Are we gong to play tonight?"
"Yah." they said.
"Ok." I said but I new dat I had 2 get a new outfit. I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped n fornt of me. It wuz…..Morty Mcfli!1 He was wering a blak bnad tshrit and blak bagy jeans.
"What da hell r u dong here!11" I asked.
"I wil help u go frowad in tim Han." he said siriusly Den….he took out a blak tim machine. I went in2 it and…..sudenly I wuz forward in tim!111
Chapter 36.
AN: I sed stop flaming ok!111111111 I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz!111 ps PORTERSUZ UR A PREP!1 o ya nd fangz 2 louise 4 di help!111 hav fun in englond gurl!11111
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I loked around in a depresed way. Suddenly I saw Profesor Phasma. CP-H03, Bairil and Chewbacca, Vampire Leia and Willbur were their to.
"OMFG Bail I saw u nd Samaro and YODa nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev YDoa uzd 2 b goffik!111111"
"Yah I no." Bail said sadly.
"Oh hey there bitch." Profesor Phasma said in an emo voice dirnking some vaderserom.
Hi fuker." I said. "Lizzen, Vader asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I'm playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too."
"Oh my Vader!1" (geddit lolz koz shes gofik) gasped C3P-H0E. "Want 2 go to Hoth Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?"
"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11" said Profesor Phasam.
"I can't fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first." said Willbur.
"RRRRRR ER RA R GGGGGGGG RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRARHRHR." Backaak said resultantly.
"Well we have potions klass now." Willbur said so let's go.
We went sexily to Potionz class. But ydao wasn't there. Instead there was…Princess Amidala Fuck!11111
"RRARRRGHHG R RAHGHHG" Chewbacca shouted angrily.
"STFU!1" shooted PricnessFuck. "He is in Azkhabian now wif yoda and yaDDel he is old and week he has kancer. "Now do ur work!111"
My friendz and I talked arngrily.
"Can you BELEVE YODA used to be gottik!1" Vampire Leia asked surprisedly.
"DATZ IT!11" PRICNESS AMI FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. "IM GETTING PROFESOR REY!111"
SHe stomped out angrily.
Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer. Suddenly I saw Palpaitne in da cupboard.
"WTF is he doing?" I asked. Then I looked at Chewbacca. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva. Suddenly…"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA" he shooted.
I looked around….Pulaapaistene wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11 CHehbabcaak and Vampire Leia started 2 beat him up sexily.
"God u r such a posr!1" I shooted at Puppetine. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was…Amnesia Portion!111
Chapter 37.
AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIST OF JULY SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 losusie fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11
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CHEWBBAKAKS'S PONT OF VIEW LOL
Vampire Leia and I chaind Palpatine 2 da floor.
"Oh mi fucking satan!11" Han said. She wuz so hot. "Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Vader foll in love wif me faster!1"
"But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Hnan," said Vampire Leia. "Why would u need it?"
"To make everyfing go faster lol." said Han.
"ARAAAAARGHGHGH RRRRRRRRRRRREARH?" I asked jelosly.
"OMFG u guyz r so scary!11" said Lando, a fucking prep.
"Shut the fuk up!1" said Willbur.
"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Phasma's room."
Chewbacca, Hban and I went to Profesor Phasma's room. But Profesor Phasma wasn't there. Instead Annie Skywalk was.
Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.
I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said '666' on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset.
"OMG fangz!" I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took da clothes in da bag.
"RRarrghghghgh GGrgrgrgeeaaa?" asked Chewbacca. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.
"Oh my fuking Satan!1" I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Profesor Phasma is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now. Classes shal be taught by Kenbobibi who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rey.
"OMFG!111" I shoted arngrily. "How could they do that!11"
Suddenly KEneobi came.
"WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" he began to shoot angrily. Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly's blak tim machine!111 I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Chewbacca and Vampire Leia. Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11 I looked around. It was…Profesor Koon's efface! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz…..Profesor Koon!11
OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don't kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.
"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class." you said finally hoping he couldn't c da potion in ur pocket.
"Oh ok u can go now." said Profesor Koon.
You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. Bail, Samaro and Yoda were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR.
"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. "Wheres Vader?"
"Oh he's cumming." said Baial. "BTW u can kall me Hades now." Suddenly Vader came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.
"Ok I will see you guyz at da concert." I said and then I went with Vader.