So, let me take you pervs back a little bit so you can understand whats going on.
I'm just cruising along being an invisible badass when boom Percy and his peeps are just gone no idea where they went or what they did they are just gone. So I'm looking around for them trying to find them anywhere I checked the pool i checked the butcher chop (ya know just in case they thought lamb chops got annoying and they put him up for sell) but i could not find them any where. So I get this feeling in my gut the feeling where it's like oh shit somethings wrong kinda like that feeling you get when you eat to much shrimp. Then before i know it Kablam. Me the bestest coolest half god half other god person is in this cell in hell all alone. Except for the rat that was here a little bit ago but you know my stomach was making the rumblies that only rats could satisfy. Then all of the sudden my dad mr long haired hippie looking ass motherfucker shows up and drags me off by my ear. He had no right to come along and be mister boss when he missed out on eighteen years of my life or how ever long it has been. So now I'm in a room with a three headed mutt writing in a journal eating the other half of my rat so life isn't that good but when i get my movie this is gonna be the best scene of the entire movie trust me.
I have been saving up to pay for the production of my movie i have three dollar and twenty seven cents two sticks of gum and a button I'm so close to having enough money. Someones coming got to go talk to you later creeps.