Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach

Warning: cursing and OOC

AN: Merry Christmas! Thanks for the reviews and alerting this story; it really makes my day x3 please enjoy this chapter while I enjoy this really big red velvet cupcake.

Chapter seven: Stalker

"Can you hurry up? I'm starving over here." Said Grimmjow as Ichigo tried on his 15th pair of skinny jeans.

"I'll hurry up when you stop complaining." Said Ichigo as Shiro passed him another pair of jeans.

"How many jeans are you trying on? I'm surprised you aren't crippled!"

"If Ichi goes crippled it won't be from his jeans." Said Shiro as he wiggled his eyebrows

"That's it. I'm leaving. If you need me I'll be in the food court." Said Grimmjow as he walked towards the food court

When Grimmjow got to the food court he decided he was in the mood for some Chinese food mainly because the line was empty. Walking up to the counter he started to take out some money he took from Shiro when he wasn't looking.

"Hey Grimmjow. What can I get you?" said the person taking his order.

"Hi, I'll take a- wait a sec how do you know my name?" he asked before looking up. When Grimmjow finally looked up his eyes looked like they were about to pop out of his head. Standing before him was none other than Ulquiorra.

"Aw hell no!" said Grimmjow as we turned around and walked back to the store Ichigo and Shiro were in.

"That was fast." said Ichigo "Short line?"

"I lost my appetite."

"Aww did Grimm-kitty miss us?" said Shiro while batting his eyelashes.

"Piss off! Are you guys done yet?"

"Yeah we just gotta pay for it." said Ichigo

"Good. I wanna go home." said Grimmjow.

When they got to the checkout area Ichigo set down all 15 pairs of jeans on the counter and said,

"Hi. I'd like to purchase these." When the cashier turned around Grimmjow gasped causing Shiro to look at him funny.

How the hell? Is this guy stalking me for real? Grimmjow thought to himself.

Shiro looked at Grimmjow then at the cashier with raven hair, pale skin, big emerald eyes, and a nametag that read Ulquiorra. When he looked back at Grimmjow he had a knowing expression on his face. Grimmjow knew this look. This was Shiro's famous 'I'm gunna hook ya up' face. Before Grimmjow could stop his albino friend Shiro quickly walked behind the counter and whispered something into Ulquiorra's ear. Ichigo was confused until he looked back at Grimmjow back to the cashier and back again to Grimmjow. His mouth formed an 'o' and nodded his head in realization while grinning at Grimmjow. Grimmjow knew that face too. That was Ichigo's 'Ohhhh, Shiro's hooking you up' face.

When Shiro was done whispering something in Ulquiorra's ear he walked from around the counter and stood next to Grimmjow. When he looked up at his friend he grinned and nudged him with his elbow.

"Oh God help me." Grimmjow muttered under his breath.

"Your total is $110.15" said Ulquiorra as he put Ichigo's new jeans in a bag.

"Well there goes my money for the week." Ichigo muttered as e gave Ulquiorra the money for the clothes.

"Alright lets go." said Grimmjow as he started to walk away.

"Wait!" said Shiro "aren't ya gunna say bye ta our new friend?"

"No!"

"Sorry man. He's just shy."Shiro said to Ulquiorra.

"Hey we're throwing a party weekend. You should come." offered Ichigo.

"Sure what's your address?" asked Ulquiorra

"Here." Shiro took one of the pens off of the counter and scribbled his address on the back of an old receipt.

"See ya Saturday at 10" said Ichigo as he and Shiro ran off to ketch up with Grimmjow. He was their ride home after all.

When they finally caught up with Grimmjow, Ichigo asked

"Hey Grimm, why are you mad? Shi was just hooking you up."

"Did you two idiots ever stop to think that 'hey maybe Grimmjow doesn't want to be hooked up'?"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!" laughed both Ichigo and Shiro.

"y-you mean ta tell me hahaha t-that you Grimmjow fuckin' Jaegerjaquez, a well known playboy, isn't looking fer a fling?" asked Shiro.

"That's priceless!" Ichigo said between his laughter.

"You know what? Since you two clown's think that's sooo funny you can walk home." That shut them up.

"Come ooooooon Grimm." whined Ichigo. "We were just messing witcha."

"Yeah, we'll be quiet for the rest of the ride." said Shiro.

"Just shut the fuck up and get in the damn car!"

"Alright, get out." said Grimmjow as he parked in Shiro's driveway.

"Rude much?" muttered Ichigo as he and Shiro got out of the car.

"Oww!" yelled Shiro while rubbing his head.

"What's wrong with you?" asked Grimmjow. Shiro then said,

"Sumthin' hit me on the head!" when he looked down on the grown, right by his foot, he saw an acorn.

Lol next chapter will be a bit nutty xD you can thank briar black death rose for that last part and the next chapter. I'm not even gunna tell you when the next chapter will be out because every time I do it never works so I'll update ASAP. And if it takes me more than a week to update jut pm me and be like 'Yo! Where the next chapter at?' lmao please Review and I hope you all had a Merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, or a happy Cuanza