As Bowser, Daisy, and Luigi walked to Bowser's castle, Luigi kept them all entertained.
"Wanna hear two short jokes and a long one?" Luigi asked.
"Sure, why not, I'm bored" Bowser let Luigi continue on with his jokes.
"Joke, joke, JOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKEEEEEE" Luigi said. Bowser laughed a little, he thought while the joke was cheesy, it was mildly entertaining. Daisy on the other hand thought the joke was just stupid. Daisy sighed and said
"This is going to be a long walk back to your castle."
"Hey don't be so mad, Luigi's just trying to keep us entertained. And he is holding the bag" Bowser pointed out.
"I hate cheesy jokes though…" Daisy complained.
"I'll try to tell some jokes that aren't cheesy" Luigi promised. "Okay so these two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks" Luigi tried.
"Wait what?" Bowser was confused at the joke, suddenly Luigi and Bowser walked into a random bar, hitting their heads hard. Daisy ducked and avoided walking into the bar. "Ow, author I wanted the joke to be explained, but not that way!" Bowser complained while he rubbed his forehead.
"Who's the author?" Luigi asked.
"The author's name is zaneyzene, but he likes to go by his Japanese name Ongaku. He basically decides everyone's fate, Dang it! Now I broke the fourth wall, I was one day away from getting a cookie too…" Daisy explained to Luigi, Daisy realized she broke the fourth wall and ruined her chance to get a cookie.
"That's okay Daisy, I'll allow it. Bowser was the one that ruined it. So don't worry" I allowed Daisy to have her cookie. "Everyone seems to be breaking the fourth wall anyways…" I trailed off, and left, to let the trio finish their conversation.
"Anyways, since I have permission to explain… he basically decided that Bowser should figure out the joke by example" Daisy finished explaining.
"Oh I see, so he's been controlling all my bad luck?" Luigi asked
"No, not all of it, in fact he's been controlling your good luck. He decided that you could join along with us… he could also find you love… as long as you don't make him mad…" Daisy trailed off.
"So breaking the fourth wall makes him mad? Why does Bowser do it all the time? And why hasn't anything that bad happened to Bowser?" Luigi asked
"Ahem" Bowser said while looking down to his broken arms.
"Oh right…" Luigi then suddenly realized how it worked.
"I can't pick favorites, so I had to get back at Bowser… but I did feel bad about breaking his arms… that's why Daisy has the pills…" I said nonchalantly
"Anyways, hey guys, when we get back to Bowser's castle, Wanna watch some Hand Egg?" Daisy asked.
"What's Hand Egg?" Bowser asked
"Oh, it's American Football, but because they carry the ball, and the ball actually looks sort of like an egg, I call the sport Hand Egg. The sport Americans call 'Soccer' I call it by its real name: Football" Daisy explained her logic.
"I guess that makes sense" Bowser shrugged "I'm not really into sports…" Daisy and Luigi both looked at Bowser in shock.
"I'd thought that you were the manly guy that would like sports" Luigi said. Bowser realized what he had said.
"I meant, I'm not into those girly sports, I'm into the buff, manly sports…" Bowser's expression went to a slightly embarrassed face. Daisy smirked
"Right, Bowser, right…"Daisy said.
"I'm serious!" Bowser hoped Daisy would believe him…
"I don't doubt your manliness Bowser, sheesh men are so fragile when it comes to that particular part of their ego" Daisy shook her head.
They soon arrived at Bowser's castle. When Daisy knocked on the door, Kamek instantly answered.
"Bowser! Where have you been? What happened to you?" Kamek was acting worse than an overprotective mother.
"Well, I sort of got kidnapped" Bowser started
"Oh my gosh! Why would anyone do that?" Kamek was basically over hyperventilating.
"Don't worry, they're taken care of" Bowser tried to calm Kamek down. "Just calm down Kamek"
"CALM DOWN!? HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN!?" Kamek was over reacting. Bowser rolled his eyes.
"Luigi, could you pull out a bottle with some blue juice inside, out of my bag?" Bowser asked. Luigi looked through the bag, he found the bottle. Bowser tilted his head towards Kamek, signaling Luigi to give Kamek the juice. "Here, drink this" Bowser said as Luigi handed the potion to Kamek. Kamek did as he was told, and drank the blue liquid.
"Tastes like Dewey Decimal System documentary" Kamek said, he then passed out in extreme tiredness.
"Did you just make Kamek fall asleep with a sleeping potion?" Daisy asked. Bowser nodded his head. "Dude, you need to give me some of that, so I can give it to Peach when she bothers me about going shopping!" The trio laughed. "Alright, let's watch some Hand Egg!" Daisy walked towards the Theatre she looked back and noticed Bowser and Luigi were talking about something. "Are you two coming or not?" Daisy said as she crossed her arms.
"We need to grab something from the kitchen. So we'll be there in a sec" Luigi said. Daisy Shrugged
"Alright fine, I'll watch the game without you guys" Daisy walked off to the theatre… she wondered what Bowser and Luigi were up to.
"Ok, she's gone" Bowser stated the obvious "Anyways, so you know how when Peach got rescued by Mario, she would make him a cake?" Bowser walked off to the kitchen, Luigi followed him.
"Yeah, why?" Luigi wanted to know what Bowser was planning.
"Well, I want to make a cake for Daisy. You'll help me, right?" Bowser pleaded with his eyes.
"Alright I'll help you make the cake. What were you planning Chocolate or something?" Luigi asked.
"Lemon cake, with lemon frosting!" Bowser exclaimed.
"How did you know that was Daisy's favorite?!" Luigi was astonished. "She doesn't tell anybody, until she knows them really well" Luigi added.
"What? It's her favorite, I only wanted to make it because it's my…" Bowser then changed his sentence. "Right, I knew that…" Bowser smiled in pride.
"Whatever, let's get started" Luigi started going through the cabinets, and pulled out the things they would need for the cake. Luigi had a lemon cake recipe memorized. It was pretty convenient that Bowser had all the necessary ingredients. Suddenly, they heard Daisy's voice.
"What's taking you guys so long?" Daisy was about to walk into the kitchen.
"Bowser, you have to distract her" Luigi said as he continued to gather all the ingredients. Bowser nodded.
"Oh, Daisy how's the Hand Egg game?" Bowser walked out of the kitchen. Daisy was about to reach for the doorknob when the door opened.
"It's not that good, both teams are terrible" Daisy complained.
"Oh, well you wanna watch Mushroom Kingdom Idol?" Bowser asked.
"You watch Mushroom Kingdom Idol?" Daisy raised her eyebrow.
"Yeah, mostly for the auditions, those are hilarious. But occasionally I watch the whole season to try and support my favorite singers. This season, there's this one toad who lost his father to the Bloorbs, and his mom is sick. His voice is so amazing, I really hope he wins, he deserves it" Bowser explained.
"I told toad you had a soft side, but I didn't know all of you was so soft" Daisy smirked.
"No, no, it's not like that…" Bowser trailed off "I'm the King of Awesomeness, I'm not soft , I'm cool… and tough" Bowser blushed.
Daisy laughed "Don't worry about it Bowser, you're an awesome guy. Let's go watch Mushroom Kingdom Idol, by the way, how is your favorite singer doing… what's his name anyways?" Daisy and Bowser walked to the castle's theatre. While Luigi worked hard to make the cake.
Side note time(WOO) I am sorry for taking so long to publish this chapter, this chapter actually got deleted, and I had to rewrite it. On top of that, I've had a bunch of tests I've needed to study for. I'm sorry for not having enough time to work on this you guys. Thanks for your patience! You guys are awesome. Have fun reading! Just so you guys know, I'll try to have one chapter up per weekend at the very least. I would rather post them everyday. But I can't. Thanks again you guys!
