A/N: I am sooooooooo soooooorrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy for such the long wait! I have a disease called laziness. It's actually really bad honestly. This one isn't as funny and doesn't have as much action, but I'm hoping that the next chapter will have quite a bit, so look forward to that. Once again I am sooooo !
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We finally pull up to Starbucks and I get out of the car quickly and breathe in the fresh non-awkward air.
"Is this it?" Tamaki says looking at Starbucks.
"Yeah, it says Starbucks right on the building, haven't you had it before?" I question.
"No, it's a very simple franchise," I look at him like he's retarded. He kind of is for saying something as foolish as that.
"What do you mean? It's the biggest coffee franchise in the world," I say.
"Well yes they have quantity but do they have quality?" He says looking at me with a big dopey smile.
"Whatever, let's just go in and order," I lead the Hosts and my family to the door then I stop causing a domino affect.
"What'd you do that for?" Macy says rubbing her head. I think she ran into Mori.
"I really, don't want to get banned from here. Believe it or not, this is my first time coming here, and I think it will be quite enjoyable, so don't ruin it!" I say to the Hosts.
"You have our word!" Tamaki says dramatically. I look at him dully then look at Haruhi and Kyoya.
"We won't break anything," Kyoya says with a bored expression, his hands in his pocket his eyes analyzing everything.
"Alright, let's go!" I walk into the shop to find many-a-tourists—oh crap! I stop once again and it causes another ripple affect.
"OK stop doing that!" Monica my stepsister says loudly. I can't properly laugh because I'm look at those damn foreign people.
"Are those the…?" The Twins asks appearing at either of my sides. I nod. "Well what do we do?" Kaoru asks.
"I don't think they've noticed us yet…maybe we can hurry and get our drinks and get the heck outta here," I say. My plan is good in theory, but at the same time, there's the seven host members, my six family members and myself. So 'slipping' and being 'unnoticeable' is really hard for us.
"I think that's the best—,"
"Oh my god look at the doggy!" Tamaki shouts loudly as he runs over and pets some random golden retriever that's minding his damn business. Now, if only Tamaki could follow the dog's lead.
"That dog looks familiar," Haruhi says thoughtfully. "Didn't someone have that dog when we went to the Space Needle?"
"I don't know," I say thinking back. Wait…maybe there was…it was a blonde guy, and he was talking to—the crazy foreigners! "Oh no! Tamaki get away from that dog!" I whisper/yell.
"Why? He's such a cute dog!" Tamaki says while petting him excitedly while the dog just sits there tied to the table barely even looking at Tamaki.
"Because I said so!" I say. "Now come!" I say pointing down towards my feet much like a mom.
"Maybe we should leave, you guys are causing a lot of—," my dad starts when the foreign people turn around see Tamaki touching their dog. They start yelling at Tamaki loudly. He slinks back to our side and the Foreign people keep yelling at us.
"Why didn't you listen to me?" I ask as we slowly back away.
"Why didn't you tell me that it's the foreigners dog!"
"Because I didn't want to bring attention to us!"
"Look, people, calm down, Tamaki obviously didn't mean to offend you all," Mom says stepping in front of all of us and trying to talk to the foreigners calmly. But the woman keeps yelling at mom. "Look—look—let me speak!"
"Mom! They clearly don't understand you!" Macy shouts.
"We don't understand them and they're still yelling!" Mom shouts back.
"So do want to be like them?"
"Look girl!" Mom says giving her a threatening look.
"Let's just leave!" Dad booms and ushers us all out while everyone in Starbucks looks at us like we're crazy. Which we are, but this time it wasn't our crazy that got us in trouble. The foreigners were doing more shouting than we were. "How do you guys know those people?"
"We met on the Space Needle," I say casually as we walk farther away from Starbucks.
"When did you go to the Space Needle?" Dad wonders. I don't see my dad that often, my sister Macy and I used to switch back every other week, but when we got to high school we got sick of that so we stayed with our mom, and we go over to our dad's whenever we feel like it.
"Yesterday, we actually kind of got banned from there," I say nonchalantly as we stop at the Limo. Dad shakes his head which means 'I'm so outta the loop,'
"So what are we going to do now?" Shelly my youngest sister asks. She's only eight, but she's really smart and a bit of a goofball, but she can be pretty sarcastic at times as well.
"I guess we should just go shopping," I say looking up at Kyoya and everyone. "Is that alright,"
"Can I sit this one out?" Dad wonders.
"I second that motion," Haruhi agrees in her deadpanned voice.
"Come on Haruhi! Don't you want to get a pretty dress?" Tamaki pleads.
"No, no not really,"
"Well everyone needs to go shopping because we're going to Canlis!" Tamaki says happily. Me and my whole family frowns.
"What the hell is that?" my mom wonders.
"It's one of Seattle's best restaurants!" Tamaki says appalled that we don't know what the hell he's talking about.
"Never heard of it," Izzy my second youngest sister says blandly. "And I'm from here,"
"It's the fanciest restaurant here!"
"Then, do you think it's wise to go there? I mean, we're not exactly the classiest people if you haven't noticed," I say. The host (Excluding Haruhi) group together appalled.
"I assure you Miss Smith that nothing will go wrong! We're trained, we've been doing this since before we could walk!" Tamaki says regaining his composure. Well, the little composure he has.
"Alright, whatever you say," I say my eyes rolling. "I just don't want to look like a fool,"
"Miss Smith! We'd never make you guys look like a fool!" Tamaki says loudly walking on the cobbled stone that surrounds Pike Place Market and tripping falling flat on his face. Oh the irony.