Greetings again my friends and fans (just wanted to say that). As you know I don't own The Legend of Zelda and probably never will so I'm aiming for world domination instead.

I was suffering from a bit of writer's block with this so might not be as good as the last chapters. Included alot of myself in here, no i'm not vain just bored.

Enough chitchat though. Onto the Story

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When we last left we saw Link and Saria going back to their house to get ready for their dinner dat…… oops almost said it. Um….. dinner appointment (Link won't let me say date).

Ten Minutes Later

"Ok I think that looks presentable enough" said Link as he smoothed his tuxedo and adjusted his bow tie.

He was about to leave when Navi flew through the door.

"What are you doing there Link?" asked Navi.

"I lost the bet so I have to take Saria out to dinner" replied Link. "What are you doing?"

"I'm going out on a date with Leo" she happily replied.

"Well have fun" said Link as he started to walk out the door.

"Just you wait a minute there Link" said Navi.

"What now?" said Link.

"You can't take a girl out to dinner on Valentine's Day without the proper things" she replied.

"What do I need?" asked Link.

"Just wait there and I'll make sure you're ready for you date with Saria" answered Navi.

"It's not a date, just dinner" replied Link.

"Whatever" said Navi as she dashed around like a blur.

In just a few minutes Link was found holding a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates as Navi combed his tangle hair.

"Really I'm fine Navi" said Link as he tried to get away from the obsessive fairy.

"You men always think you're fine. Us girls have different needs and our partners need to look extremely good especially in a restaurant on Valentine's Day.

"Why me?" said Link as another knot was painfully combed straight in his hair.

Little did Link know but those exact same words were being said over in Saria's house as poor Leo was under the same ministration from Saria.

"Why me?" he moaned.

"Because you should look good for Navi" was the only reply as a rose was put in his hands with a small box of chocolate.

Link and Leo both left their respective houses at the same time. When they were gone Navi and Saria both said "Men, will they ever understand."

Link and Leo met halfway and sat on a bench waiting for their dates to get ready. They looked at each other and said "Women."

Ten Minutes Later

Navi emerged from Link's house and Leo caught his breath in amazement. If Link could see past the blue glow he would have too. Because I'm the author I have to know what my clients look like and as such I can give you a description of the fairy. (note: if you couldn't tell already I'm a guy with no experience with this stuff at all so I'll probably really suck at this. I should hire someone more knowledgeable in this area for future stories)

Navi wore a pale blue dress made of the finest fairy silk. The dress was sleeveless and reached to a point slightly above her knees. On her feet she wore delicate high heels the same colour as her dress. She wore a necklace of extremely small pinkish pearls. Her pale blue hair cascaded around her shoulders (what can I say, she likes pale blue) which went really well with her striking green eyes.

Link looked over at Leo and saw a drop of saliva slowly falling from where the fairies mouth should be.

"Uh why are you drooling Leo man" asked Link.

Leo touched Link's hand and gave him the temporary power to see through the fairy veils. Needless to say Link was also drooling within seconds.

"Are we ready to go Leo?" asked Navi.

Leo immediately got back in control of himself stood up and offered Navi his arm. "Of course my dear. Shall we?"

Navi took Leo's arm in hers and the two fairies flew off towards castle town.

A few moments later Saria emerged from her house. (Again comes the description time so prepare yourself for my pathetic non-existent skills) Saria was dressed in a pale green dress in a similar style to Navi's except the bottom right side was slit to show some more leg. She wore dark green high heels that gave her a little extra hight. Her green hair was in it usual style (don't make me explain that). Her pointed ears each had a small gold earring with a ruby which set of well against her emerald hair.

Link's jaw dropped. Dhfjejrogbrgoeohnvoeqieqr (sorry my jaw just hit the keyboard).

Link stood up as Saria seemed to glide over to him just gaping at her beauty.

"Hi there handsome *wink*"

Link almost fainted on the spot and I think I did for a second or two but that's not important right?

"Wow Saria you absolutely stunningly beautiful" Link blurted out before he realised what he was saying.

Saria's cheeks blushed a bright red at that remark but all that did was make her even more beautiful.

"um… shall we go" said Link holding out his arm while trying to copy what Leo did.

"Sure Link… where are we going?" said Saria as she linked her arm in his.

"You'll see" see said Link and with that he pulled out his ocarina and played the Serenade of Water (perfect song for Valentine's Day) warping the couple to Lake Hylia.

Link and Saria arrived at the stone warp-point at Lake Hylia.

"I didn't know there was a restaurant here?" said Saria

"Well I've been told to come here" replied Link looking at the directions I had provided earlier.

The pair walked across the bridges towards the lakeside laboratory. Strangely enough it looked like the laboratory had been quickly remodelled and there was a table setting for two outside.

"Huh what's this?" asked Link as they got closer and saw a sign. It read:

'Welcome to the Lover's Retreat Restaurant, open only this Valentine's Day for one lucky couple……… Mr. Link and & Miss Saria'

"Wow" said Saria as she read the sign.

Suddenly a man dressed as a waiter came rushing out of the one night restaurant. Surprisingly he looked like me (what I couldn't resist coming down, besides they have an awesome drink bar nearby which makes the best iced coffees…… oh and it's supposed to be my duty to oversee the whole thing or something like that).

"Good-a evening. My name is-a Luigi and I will-a be your waiter tonight" I said with quite a good Italian accent. "Have a seat"

My Italian persona seated both Link and Saria and quickly gave them a menu each after which he grabbed a little notebook and pencil.

"While we decide could I please have a coke?" asked Link

Of course, and would the lady like a drink?"

"I'll just have some forest berry juice" replied Saria.

"Your drink's are coming right up" I said before rushing inside.

"This is just wonderful Link, I can't believe that you organized this so quickly and easily" said Saria as she looked at her date (damn is said it…. Hopefully Link will forgive me for making this easy for him).

"Oh… um that's alright. Just doing my best to keep you happy" replied Link as he wondered whether or not he should let the author get away with saying the forbidden word.

"Your drink's" said the waiter (it makes it easier to refer to myself without making me seem like I'm hogging the story) as he handed Link and Saria the desired liquids.

"Thanks" said Link.

"Have you-a decided upon-a your orders?" asked the waiter.

"Yeah I'll start off with the tomato soup, followed by the spaghetti bolognaise and finish with the ice-cream surprise" said Link

"Excellent-a choice sir, and what would-a the lady like?"

"I start with the salad, and then I'll also have the same that Link is having" answered Saria.

"Ok. So that is 1 tomato soup, 1 salad, 2 spaghetti bolognaise and 2 ice-cream surprises" and with that the waiter ran back into the building.

"It's really beautiful out here" said Saria as she leaned back in her chair and looked at the stars appearing in the new night sky.

"Yeah, almost as beautiful as umm……" Link started to say.

"Almost as beautiful as what?" asked Saria with a coy smile on her face.

"Ummm…… look the foods here" said Link in a relieved voice as the author / waiter arrived with a bowl of steaming tomato soup and a plate of fresh salad.

"Your beginning course as ordered. Here we always make sure that our service is quick and thoroughly satisfactory" said the waiter.

"Thanks" said Link as he stared hungrily at his soup.

Meanwhile in other part of Hyrule

"I wonder where Link is now *sigh*" said Zelda as she stared out her window. "I'm sooooo bored, there has to be something I can do. I know I'll just head into market and see what other people are doing." And with that the princess was off.

"Almost there" said Malon as she neared the entrance to Hyrule Market. "We can sell this milk soon. I'm glad that this keeps my mind of Link wherever he is *sigh*"

"Why do I have to get fish from Hyrule Market? Why not just from Zora's Domain, but noooooo, Daddy had to have this special Market fish. What I really need to do is find Link wherever he is" said Ruto as she wandered around looking for that store that King Zora had said she should get the fish from.

All three girls just had to bump into each other and of course they bumped into each other right in front of a certain restaurant in which two fairies were eating. "Malon, Ruto what are you two doing here?" asked Zelda with surprise.

"I'm delivering a late batch of milk for my dad" answered Malon.

"I'm here to get a fish for …….. Do you two hear that?" said Ruto.

The other girls suddenly heard an annoyingly familiar voice.

"And I had to keep say HEY to get his attention while fighting this ginormous shadow beast thingy that had a really neat sense of rhythm. Anyway he eventually responded and what does he do? Lets himself get hit by this disembodied hand. Then he has the gall to blame it on me distracting him, the nerve".

"It's Navi" said Malon.

"And Navi knows" started Ruto.

"Where Link is" finished Zelda.

I don't want to have to see this act of betrayal on the part of Navi and so we'll head back to Lake Hylia.

Lake Hylia (I already said that you stupid message)

"Mmmmm spaghetti's coming" said Link watched the approaching author / waiter.

"Here-a is your spaghetti"

"But there's only one plate" said Saria.

"Correction, one-a very big plate. Enjoy" my avatar said.

"Well I guess there's no going around it" said Link as he slowly started to twist some spaghetti around his fork.

"Well if you say so" said Saria and she also put her fork into the spaghetti.

Ha my plan is starting to work. Now how can I make sure that they get the last long bit of spaghtti at the same time so I can do a Lady and the Tramp type thing? I know, I will use my super duper special authorian giga power (also known as just writing down what will happen).

Link had a long piece of spaghetti in his mouth and was looking away while Saria was doing the same thing. 3, 2, 1 It's Kiss Time.

Link's lips suddenly met something else. He quickly looked and noticed that Saria had run into the same problem, her lips were being met by his. They both quickly broke it apart and looked away with humongous blushes upon their faces.

"I just kissed Saria? It was an accident so it wasn't my fault, but for some reason it felt right that I should. Weird" were Link's thoughts as he checked over the events of the last few moments.

"I kissed Link? Oh My God I did. I can't believe that I just kissed my best friend, but he feels like he has grown to be something more than just a best friend. Am I in that thing called love?" thought Saria.

A few moments later after the spaghetti was gone the waiter (aka: me in disguise) delivered the ice cream but in two dishes instead of one like he / I did with the spaghetti.

(I will start referring to the waiter as myself for a short period of time now).

After I delivered the desert and saw how well my love plan worked I went out to wash dishes in the lake. Then I saw something that made my blood run cold. Malon, Ruto and Zelda were riding this way to get Link if I am correct. I quickly used my super duper special authorian giga power (man that's a mouthful) to create a 1km radius barrier around Link and Saria that would keep the other girls from interrupting them. Unfortunately I was stuck outside of the field and once the girls figured out about the barrier, saw and recognized me they decided they would catch. Me *groan*.

"He's starting to get away from us" cried Malon as the author / waiter dodged their clutches again.

"We can't catch him like this" said Ruto.

"We must use our special powers to get him!!" yelled Zelda (by the way the barrier is soundproof and you only see a picture of the landscape through it. No people or creatures).

With that Ruto summoned the water to flow around my feet and knock me down. Zelda then used her powers to immobilize me with a spell.

Malon summoned her greatest power and ……………………………. poked me with a pitchfork?

"What it's not like I'm a sage or anything" pokes with pitchfork again.

"CUUUUUURRRRRRRSSSSSSSE YOOOOUUUUUU NAAAAAAVVVVVVIIII!!!!" (I don't like getting poked)

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How was that? Now I remember asking for exactly 5 current reviews for ch. 5 and 6 put together before posting another chapter. I only got 4 (i'm sad now). I'll post this anyway to keep others happy (yay).

Please, please, please review or i'll find a way to set Navi onto you.

Remember flame if you wish as long as it's creative.......... just beware the consequences. Mwhahahahahahaha.