A/N Sorry I didn't get this out sooner I just don't like this chapter it didn't come out the way I wanted. Anyway, seeing how I've forgotten the disclaimer I don't own any of it I'm even taking former from another fanfic author. Please review tell me what you think what you would like to see help me make this story better.

The ride on the knight bus was over quickly for Harry. As he stepped of the bus he asked the how to get into the ministry.

"Oh, that's easy you just get in the phone booth and press the # 3 button, and hold it down until you start moving." The attendant replied.

With a thanks Harry departed the bus and proceeded into the ministry. At the check in desk he asked the guard how to get to the contract department and proceeded to the lifts top the third floor as directed. Walking down a long narrow hallway till he saw a door with contracts in gold lettering on it. Opening the door, he saw only 2 desks and another doorway. Walking up to the one occupied desk he asked the gentleman at the seat, not much older than Harry himself.

"I'm here for my appointment. I was told to be here at noon." Harry stated quite nervously. He had no idea what this was about but figured as he had no idea what contracts would involve him and how they exactly worked in the Magical world.

The ministry employee got up walked to the door and opened it enough to peek his head in. "Your last guest is here should I send him in sir?"

After receiving a nod, he walked back to his desk and sat down. "You may go in Mr. Potter." Before going back to working on the stack of parchment in front of him.

Harry had no idea what or who he would find on the other side of the door but was surprised to find 4 of the most beautiful women he has ever seen sitting around a medium sized conference table with an elderly gentleman sitting at the head of the table.

"S S Sir, may I ask what I'm here for?" he stutters while making his way towards the empty seat at the end of the conference table, while doing his best not to state at the 4 goddess in the room with them.

One of the goddesses giggles at his stammered query and the deep blush he developed when he saw them. The blond goddess wasn't the only one amused and Harry could see the amusement on the other three's faces. This just made Harry blush even harder.

"I am Mr. Ball and I asked you here because you have a marriage contract in all your names. It appears that the contract was drafted while the Lords of your individual Houses were rather drunk, due to the various what we assume are alcohol stains. Fortunately, or unfortunately, they used a dicta quill and were lucid enough to sign it and make it binding by using their house seal."

With a flick of his wand, five sheets of parchment floated to each individual, all 5 begin reading…

I, James Charles Potter does hereby enter my son Harry into this marriage contract. The contract is agreed upon by Sirius Orion Black and Edgar Ronald Bones.

I, Edgar Bones enter my beautiful Amelia Bones into marriage.

I, Sirius Black enter the daughters of my house into marriage. Ok James, Edgar what else should we include?

(Edgar) Oh, I know they should have to be virgins. Gotta protect my baby girl.

(James) Yup that's good. to be entered into the contract they must be virgins.

(Sirius) Don't forget they have to have kids. How long do we want to wait to be grandparents?

(James) Within a year after marriage they must have one kid or be expecting one.

(Edgar) Oh I like that. I'm gonna be a grandpa!

(James) Oh, I know they have to get married by Harry's fourteenth birthday then we well have grandkids.

(Sirius) Now don't forget the penalties. Bad stuff happens if you don't spell them out…

(James) oh yeah failure to comply means forfeiture of life and magic.

Signed

Lord James Potter

Lord Sirius Black

Lord Edgar Bones

Andromeda and Amelia lean back in their seats while the other 3 look on with confusion for a few more seconds before they follow suit, Harry ending up on the floor stammering "m m m married?"

Mr. Bell just nods his head "yes to all 4 of them. And no ladies there is no escape clause apparently writing a marriage contract while drunk does in fact have repercussions."

"Bloody hell" nobody was sure who said it as they were all thinking it.

Harry was sure he heard Mr. Bell mutter lucky bastard under his breath just before he continued "anyway the 4 of you must in fact marry Mr. Potter within one year from today. You must also each be pregnant within one year of your marriage. Congratulations on your marriage. Now covers everything that I have. You may continue to use the conference room for about another half hour before my next meeting. I wish you all the luck." He said as he left the conference room.

After he had left the office and closed the doors the first to compose herself to talk was Amelia

"How are you 3 virgins you were all married? Two of you even have kids of your own it's just not possible you meet the virginity stipulation!"

This brought Andromeda back to reality enough to respond "um I was never married and Nymphadora… well I didn't give birth to her I just adopted her from…. Well that doesn't matter after that I was just too busy to find a guy single mother and all…" she shrugs a little in embarrassment. Being the oldest in the room her being a virgin still at 37 no less was kind of embarrassing enough without having to talk about it.

Narcissa spoke next "my idiot husband… I mean ex-husband had a thing for his sister and I was not appealing to him."

WHAT?" But you're gorgeous how could he not appealing to anyone let alone the guy you married. I'd be worshipping the ground you walk on….." cutting himself off as he realized what he'd just said he looks to the ground, blush now reaching epic levels.

"Well we know who his favorite is going to be now don't we?" Bellatrix said a little upset that her future husband found someone else more attractive than her even if it was another of his wives and her own sister.

"What do you mean my favorite? You're as beautiful as she is you all are…." Again Harry cut himself off as his brain caught up with his mouth.

All 4 women smiled at this. All thinking 'well at last he probably won't play favorites and it is nice to have someone think you are beautiful'.

Getting back to the previous conversation Bellatrix picked up where her sisters left off "my husband was…. Well he likes men."

The others only had one response a shocked "oh"

"Well nobody asked but I'm sure you are all wondering I am one because well I put my career and Susan first I just haven't had time to find a guy that wasn't a pig. And thank you Harry for thinking I'm beautiful but I know I'm old."

You're old?" Harry looked truly confused now though his blush still hasn't receded " but you're only like 18 or 19 right? None of you can be much older than that"

They all just gave beaming smiles to Harry and Narcissa replied "I'm the youngest and I'm 26 Harry. My name is Narcissa by the way."

At this the other 3 realized that Harry didn't know their names and introduced themselves.

"We should be going we appear to have much to do ladies" Amelia advised.

With that she led a still shocked Harry out of the office, the others following behind.

As they left the department Harry swore he heard the first guy at the desk mumble "lucky bastard" under his breath as they walked out.