Ghost.

Fluff Friday

Written by: Original LadyScythe also known As Karma's Slave.

Warning this is CRACK HUMOR…I wouldn't even call it good Crack. I wrote it when I was on heavy meds at the time, and I tried to make it better after the fact.

But I came back to it, hoping to improve it…just a bit.

Dont know why I avoided posting this one for so long

"Oh Itachi, would you relax it's not like they going to know we're here." Shisui said to younger cousin "Besides Aunt Mikoto asked us to check on little Sarada-Chan" he then said. As the deceased Uchiha family would look over in on Sasuke and his family from within the afterlife. Mikoto Uchiha was not pleased with seeing her only grandchild unhappy.

"As I recall my mother only asked me to check on Sasuke's family, you, Shisui invited yourself as usual" Itachi pointed out to Shisui as the long haired Uchiha could mentally recall how many times Shisui was over the house specially around meal times. If it weren't for the fact that Shisui is family, His father and mother wouldn't have put up with it as long as they did.

Rolling his eyes at his longtime friend, "Semantics Itachi."

"Hn"

"Don't 'hn' me"

As they two deceased Uchiha's finally made it to their destination, the recently rebuilt Uchiha and refurbished house after a certain Uchiha matriarch accidently demolished it.

Upon entering the home both specters were taken back by the living room "Man, Sasu-chan's got a nice place" Shisui commented as he was impressed with the design of the home.

"Hn" Itachi agreed. It was fitting for the Uchiha family.

Before another word could be said, a continuous ringing was filling through the living room, a pink haired woman came rushing into the room to answer the phone.

"Hello" a woman's filling the room.

Both Uchiha set their eyes on the pink haired woman

"Darling, well this is certainly surprise" the genuine contentment could be heard in her voice. "Oh you're almost back in Konoha, Sarada will certainly be happy. No she's training but that should be wrapping up soon"

Shisui seeing Sasuke's wife for the first time for himself, "She certainly looks a familiar, can't put my finger on it" he muttered to Itachi

Sakura then giggling at whatever Sasuke had told her, "Yes, that certainly would give us some time later tonight" as her light complexion was turning light pink.

Itachi turned to his cousin with an eyebrow raised, "you really don't remember her?"

"Nah I don't. Want to give me a hint?"

Shaking his head in his own disbelief "Shisui that is Sakura, the little girl who fawned over Sasuke. The one, you specifically told that Sasuke liked girls with long hair"

"Pinkie-Chan!" Shisui now remembering young girl with her short hair and the red ribbon in her hair that sometime have her bunny ear appearance. "Well she certainly grew up very fine" as the deceased Uchiha was getting a hard look at Sakura's body as he now wore a smirk, which Itachi was too familiar with. It was the look Shisui would always give to the ladies he was interested in.

"Shisui, No" Itachi said in a warning voice as if his cousin was a dog.

"What, she's hot! Don't deny it Itachi."

"And still Sasuke's wife"

"Regardless, she's hot"

"Alright, Darling, I'll see you soon, Love you. Bye-bye" Sakura then hanging up the phone.

Her face felt warm, she couldn't wait to see her husband however Sakura's happy mood was short lived as she could feel like eyes were on her. It was same feeling she'd get when perverts would check her out as she went about her normal routine whether she was working at the hospital. "Okay, that's odd" Sakura muttered to herself as she took quick glances around her home looking for this 'pervert'.

"Knock it off, Shisui"

"What I'm just having a little fun, you should try it sometime" he sassed Itachi.

"That's it, we're leaving"

"Kill joy, could we at least see little Sasu-Chan before we leave?" he whined

Itachi didn't answer him all he could do was glare at his cousin. In life and outside of his shinobi life Itachi was rather a calm and demure person. However despite much popular belief, he wasn't perfect.

There was a miniscule number of people who knew how to irritate the shit out of him and Shisui certainly was one of them.

Sakura then felt cold chill filling the room, "Itachi, your making her cold"

Ghosts with emotions tended to have on odd effect on the living as it could create any type of outcome. Itachi seeing the effect he was having on his sister in law, he stopped and let his anger at Shisui go.

Soon enough, Shisui got what he wanted as the front door to the Uchiha house opened, It was little Sasu-Chan; With his long-ish hair and his cloak. "Geez dramatic much, Sasu-chan" Shisui commented to Itachi

"Darling!" Sakura spotting her husband, she came over to him and took him into her arms before they broke apart, Sasuke then bringing his hand to Sakura's forehead and poking it.

Itachi smiled at his little brother.

"Hey that's your thing"

"Don't ruin this for me, Shisui"

Sasuke then moving his hand to the side of Sakura's face drawing it closer to his and giving her a kiss, which she happily returned. Then pulling away from her husband.

"We've missed you" she told him

"I Know" which in Sasuke speak means, "I missed you too"

"Papa!" a voice behind the reunited couple, as they saw their daughter as she ran to her father basically tackling him to the ground. Sarada clearly was learning her mother's techniques.

Sakura laughing at the site of her husband and daughter. It was all too precious.

"I believe we've seen enough Shisui" as Itachi smiled at his cousin.

"Yeah, we have" returning Itachi's smile

"Sorry Papa" Sarada getting off her father, Sasuke just smirked at his daughter.

Sasuke after picking himself up from the floor, he felt a strange vibe throughout his home, he could tell it wasn't threatening but it certainly needed to be check out.

As Itachi and Shisui walked past the family of three "Just one more thing before we go Itachi" Shisui said as he leaned over to Sakura.

"Ah" Sakura letting out a noise she felt something pinch at her bottom.

"Shisui!

Sasuke then using his rinnigan, he taken back by the sight of his brother and cousin, more likely the sight of Itachi hitting Shisui upside his head but not before he saw his cousin touch his wife.

Before Shisui could even do anything back to Itachi, he felt like a pair of eyes on him and apparently Itachi was noticing this too.

Yes, the ghosts were being watched, there was nothing more ironic.

"Eh, Itachi. You don't suppose Sasuke could see us with that eye of his?"

The two ghost both looked to the Sasuke and were greeted with a scowling facial expression that both of them very familiar with

"Hey Sasu-Chan!"

The End