"hey, voldy, what is your favorite food?" I asked innocently. "I'm not going through that why thing again" he answered. "I wont ask you more questions after that" I promised. He then started to list his favorite foods, "cheese bread, unseasoned fries, garlic bread.." the rest of his sentence was drowned by me putting my hand over his mouth. He looked at me angrily. I shrugged and said, "I'm testing my new machine.". he looked at me questioningly. "it's called the no talky machine." He took out my grip and put his hand on my mouth. "how do you like it now?" he asked triumphantly. I shrugged and licked his hand. He yowled and went to his study.
The next day, a new portion of the death eaters handbook came out and it said:
No one is allowed to lick the dark lord's hand.
How interesting.
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