Author's Note: Chapter 7! Ok I had a bit of a writer's block when I wrote this out but I did my best with it.
Chapter 7: The Wizard
Lucy and her friends couldn't believe their eyes; it was a whole city in this building! There were people dressed in green, drinking and singing merrily. Lucy couldn't believe it, it was so much like the Fairy Tail she knew.
"Oh?" said a cheery voice "Are you new here?" The four turned their heads to find a very short-haired girl with white hair and strikingly looked like The Take Over Witch.
"Ah!" Natsu screamed "It's the demon witch!" The girl looked at him questioningly but began to giggle.
"No, I'm not her." she kindly replied.
"But you look like her-" Lucy began.
"I'm her sister." the girl interrupted "We're estranged but I'm hoping one day that we can settle this stupid dispute. I'm Lisanna by the way. So what brings you all here?"
"We're here to see The Wizard!" Loke smiled. The townspeople stopped and stared at the four travelers.
"Oh wonderful!" Lisanna smiled "But you're going to need the royal treatment before seeing The Wizard.
People walked over to the group and took them to seperate rooms.
"O-Oi!" Gajeel screamed "Keep away from me ya freaks!" he was then taken into a room with a number 3 on the top of the arch.
Lucy was put into a beautician's chair and there, they removed her pigtails. They began to comb through her hair and curl it into beautiful curls. They painted her nails to match her dress, polished her gate keys and gave Plue a relaxing message.
"Wow!" Lucy said when she looked at her new curled hair "I look amazing! Thank you so much!"
The hairstylist who looked very much like Cancer bowed as well as the girl who looked like Virgo.
"It was our pleasure. Ebi." said the Hairstylist.
"Is it time for punishment?" asked the girl.
"Seriously?!" Lucy shrieked.
Natsu was put onto a table and was being stuffed with more hay than he's ever had. He hasn't had a hay refill in...Never!
"Oh man this feels amazing!" Natsu said with a smile on his face.
"Just relax and you'll be fine." said the worker.
"I don't think it could get anymore relaxing than this!"
"Oi! Keep away from me ya freaks!" Gajeel screamed. He was cornered in the room, with nothing but a towel. They took his clothes so they could wash them up and polish him as well.
"Sir," the metal worker who looked liked Maco began"if you're to see The Wizard you need to look your best."
"To hell with that!" Gajeel screamed "You ain't getting that giant brush anywhere near me!" Suddenly, an idea came across the metal worker.
"Oh look! A statue made of complete iron!"
"Wha? Where?!"
"Get him!" The men all tackled the Iron Man and dragged him over to the polishing machine.
"Whaddya think your doin?! I'm gonna kick your asses when I get out I'm gonna- aaaahhhhh that feels amazing." his eyes began to roll into the back of his head while the polisher polished his body.
"There, it isn't that bad is it?" smiled the man who looked like Wakaba.
The sound of a purring cat ripped through the air. Loke was getting the spa treatment of a life time. Shoe shining, hair cut, and even them brushing his hair let the purr rip through his throat.
"I got to come here more often." Loke purred. A group of beautiful girls walked over to him and began to trim his nails and fix up his suit.
"We're glad you're enjoying it!" A girl who looked like Kinana said "Would you like some steak?"
"Oh yes please!"
The four soon re-united in town square and joined the people's merry little celebration. It all stopped when they spotted something in the sky.
"What's that?!" one towns person screamed. Lucy knew right away; The Witch. They watched as the witch wrote something with her broom in the sky. She did many arial tricks until finally, what she wrote in smoke was written:
"SURRENDER LUCY."
"Lucy? Who's Lucy?" a woman asked. The people began to mutter when they noticed another message appeared in the sky:
"SURRENDER THE BIG- CHESTED GIRL." The people looked at each other in confusion. There was more than one big chested girl there. Then, a third and final message appeared in the sky:
"SURRENDER THE BLONDE GIRL!"
"Ohhhhhh..." said everyone in unison. Now they got it, there was after all only one blonde girl there.
"They should go see The Wizard about this!" a woman screamed. The people made their way out of Lucy and her friends' way. They walked down the isle until they reached a spot with large green doors. The doors opened and they slowly stepped into the large room.
It was dark the room, black and green was a common theme in the room. A throne sat in the middle of the room and above it was a large head. Master Makarov Lucy thought.
"I AM MAKAROV!" said the head "THE GREAT AND PERVERTED! WHO ARE YOU?" Lucy slowly made her way to the front of her friends.
"I am Lucy HeartFillia. My friends and I have come to see you to make some requests-"
"SILENCE!" Makarov screamed "NEXT PERSON!" Lucy ran back and Natsu walked in front.
"I"M NATSU AND I WANT TO SEE IGNEEL THE FARMER AGAIN!" Natsu screamed.
"He really needs a brain if anything!" Lucy screamed over to Makarov.
"SILENCE! YOU MUST ONLY CHOOSE ONE THING! NEXT!" Gajeel stomped over to Makarov.
"Listen here you big-headed old geezer!" Gajeel screamed "I need a heart and if ya don't give it to me, I'm gonna-"
"SILENCE! HOW DARE YOU THREATEN ME! NEXT!" Gajeel then stormed off angry next to his friends and Loke cowardly walked over to the front.
"WELL?" Makarov asked; no words came out of Loke's mouth "SAY SOMETHING!" Loke then fainted on the spot, only to have his friends grab a hold of him.
"Leave him alone!" Lucy screamed "He was scared and this is how you treat him-"
"QUIET!" Makarov screamed "I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! IF YOU WISH FOR YOUR REQUESTS TO BE DONE I ASK OF YOU ONE FAVOR, BRING ME THE TAKE OVER WITCH'S BROOM... AND SOME BIKINI SHOTS OF HER!"