Okay, someone- I think TWO people- asked me if I would do this song- and I thought, why not? It sounded pretty funny… so here you go!
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Total Drama Never Ends
HEY!
Oh
Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!
Oh Oh, Oh Oh
Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!
1
summer you think for sure
That's all you've got to endure
Chris
was a (total dick)
Courtney was one stuck-up chick
Heathers
superficial, Duncan's immature
Then
when you lose the game,
You take a look around and you say "It's
the same!"
These are the same challenges we did before,
I
thought it was over, Aw this is lame.
The
Whole Viewing World is just as obsessed
How Lindsay's the best
dressed, how her and Tyler are probably (having sex)
Owen's got
the money, Cody (wants the honeys)
DJ kinda sweet and Ezekiel's
just a mess
And
Justin's got good looks
And Trent loves the number nine
Nothing
changes but Heathers hair, alliances, Chris still won't spend a
dime
Total
Drama Never Ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh
Oh-Oh
HEY!
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!
Check
out the dumb twins with issues
You'll never guess who Courtney
sued!
And how did Duncan get here (who paid bail?)
And (Gwen
seems like she got a bit more pale)
And
the only thing that changed this season,
Was that we're all here
and we don't know the reason!
Heather has no hair and Izzy's
still insane
Geoff and Bridgette still make out, and Beth is still
lame
Lashawnna
(miss booty), defends Harold (king dorky)
Duncan's still
mistreating him for voting off Courtney
Eva, the mad chick
Noah,
the lazy and laidback
Owen
lost in quadruple Drama
So let's get our money back!
The
Whole (viewing) World is just as obsessed
How Courtney's in
love, while we think Duncan (just wants sex)
Geoff's (kinda
dumb and Trent must be on drugs)
(Everyone throws up and tries to
be the best)
And
Justin's got good looks
And Trent loves the number nine
(And
they still use the same theme song they did back then)
Total
Drama Never Ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh
Oh-Oh
Total Drama Never Ends
The
Whole Viewing World is just as obsessed
How Lindsay's the best
dressed, how her and Tyler are probably (having sex)
Owen's got
the money, Cody (wants the honeys)
DJ kinda sweet and Ezekiel's
just a mess
And
no one has the right look
Surrounded by the same 3 friends
And
it's pretty much- exactly the same- everyone just wants the game
(to end)
Total
Drama Never Ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh
Oh-Oh
Total Drama Never Ends
Oh
Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Total Drama Never Ends
Oh
Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Here We Go Again
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
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FUN! YES… I know, I said a few… inappropriate words… but you guys will live! It's a T rated fic, so deal with it.
Hope all of you people who requested that are happy… I'm just happy that I've been able to get chapters out so fast!
~cereal~