JAKKID VS BARRYLAWN VS ICANTYPING
CHAPTER 7: MADE IN CHINA
BY BARRYLAWN
"ok so wat mountain is he on" said phoenix
"i dont no but its really reely high" said detective jakkid
"mayb its mt everst"
"no god hope not im not climbin dat" said jakkid "u can climb it tho"
"no fuck dat" said phoenix "lets ask around and see if hes on a smaller mountain
they asked around but they didnt get much out of them cause they all spoke spanish
"damn how are we gonna do this" said jakkid "should we juts clime the everest"
"no" said phoenix "hmmm ok i have an idea"
they ran into the everything store
"water we gettin" said jakkid
"a phone to check a map or somethin"
"cant we just use urs"
"uhhhhh no"
they grabbed a phone and went to pay
suddenly phoenix gasped
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"
"wat" said jakkid
"LOOK JAKKID"
he pointed to the shelfs and there was CHINESE DAI GYAKEKEN SAIBAN
"O WHAT THE HELL" shouted jakkid "couldnt they have localised it in english too"
"well after all this 30 minutes in china i tink i know chinese better than japanese so ill buy dis pls"
he picked it up and then a bunch of guys with C hats came in
"WE ARE THE CAPCOM POLICE, SURRENDER AND GIVE UP THAT LOCALIZED DGS"
"AHHH NO" shouted phoenix "ITS NOT OURS, AND ITS NOT ENGLISH EITHER"
but a gun was shot to him and it hit him in the spike
"NOT ANOTHER ONE" shouted pheonix "if i get shot like that agen i could pretend to be udgey and NOT get caught"
the capcom police leader got out his phone and yelled it into with rage
"SURROUND THE EVERYTHING STORE AND SEEZE THE DGS"
there were suddenly helicopters outside and planes shooting the place down with bombs and guys in camflage outside so phoenix dropped the DGS grabbed the phone and ran past them and they dodged bullets in slow motion it was realy cool cant u see it?!
phoenix and jakkid ran outside with the police chasing them
"ok it says here that a guy named barry lawn is on... MT BARRYLAWN
"what ive never heard of that"
"its japina not the china u know"
"ohhh thats right" said jakkid "ok so wheres mt barrylawn"
"were on it"
"WHAT" shouted jakkid and he looked down for the first time and they were 900000 FEET IN THE AIR
"AHHHH" screamed phoenix "i scared of heights ive fallen from the sky too too many times!"
"well dat wont happen this time" said jakkid
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE DGS PEOPLE UR UNDER ARREST" shouted capcom
the police jumped out of the bush and shot at phoenix and he got hit off the MOUNTAIN
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" screamed nick while he fell and fell and fell and fell and landed in someones arms
"WHO ARE U" shouted phoenix
"i am barrylawn" said the person
"HOW ARE U FLYING"
"because i am the legendary scholar"
"WWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"
barrylawn who is me carried phoenext back to the mountain where jakkid was
"hey phoenix WHAT YOU FOUND who is that"
"im barrylawn"
"i dont remember ur face"
"u were researchin for 10 minutes"
"ok"
"wait" said phoenix "why didnt u get shot"
"i bet him up real bad" said jakkid showin his REELY BIG MUSSLES
"ok so were goin to find the ummmm other guy right" said barrylawn
"yeah what was his name again" said phoenix
"ummmmm yes" said barrylawn
"wut ur useless" said phoenix "wait whos that behind you"
he looked behind him and saw a guy on a higher mountain with the wind blowin on a cloak (like pirate apollo in dual destinies)
"u cunt idiot fool, i am the real barrylawn" said ME
"WHAT" shouted jakkid and phoenix "but barry lawns right here"
"no" said me? "that man is a FAKE MADE IN CHINA IMPOSTER!"
the maybe me grabbed a giant knife and jumped at him and SLICED HIS CLOTHES OFF
"EWWWW WTF" shouted phoenix looking away but realized that he only cut off his disguise clothes
IT WAS GUY IN WHITE AND BLACK
"DAMMIT" shouted black "FUCK THIS DUMBASS SHIT LETS GO"
"i can promise you, mr phoenix wright that we will return" said white "next time we will be-"
"SHUT UP WHITE LETS FLY" shouted black grabbing the string around their necks and their agents in the helicopter pulled them up and they escaped
"wow dirty trick there were so many capcom helicopters i didnt notice that" said jakkid
"so ur the real barry lawn" said phoenix
"yes" said me "the scolar"
"so whos the next guy"
"he is ike n typing i talk to him a lot so i can take you to him"
"what about the other guy" said jakkid
"its a secret"
"OH YOU TITS" shouted phoenix
"calm the tits down" said me "ull find him eventually u just gotta finish the next chapters before its revealed"
"damn this stupid plot stuff i wanna know the answer" said phoenix and he tried to get to the back of the book where all teh answers were but it was blank cause it wasnt written yet (if ur readin this in 2017 or somethin den it was done it was just hard to read cause it was ALSO in spanish!)
"smh cheater" said jakkid
"yeah watever now lets go to ike n typings place" said me and i took out my phone "everyone say hello to typing"
"HELLO TYPING" shouted phoenix and jakkid really loudly
"HEY ITS PHOENIX WRIGHT" shouted the capcom police and they ran at them with their guns firin bullets but then the three of them were SUCKED INTO THE PHONE
TO BE CONTINUED