"Yo ossan, your glasses are so hip! But your facial structures are so thick, but your just so sick! Wheee...?," ~Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto Shippuden, Episode 243...

BAAHHHHAAAHAAHAHAA! GAH! AHH HAHA HAHAAAHAAA-

Naruto: S-shut-up! *blushing*

Me: G-gGah! Y-y! Ha ha ahaaa! YOu idiot!

Naruto: It's not my fault! And besides, it was only one time...

Me: ...

"Hey fuddy-duddy, your glasses look so weird- eh...,"

"Octopops, ya got the best rap, i'm lucky to know ya, i'm one lucky chap!,"

"Yo! I'm Naruto, dattebayo!,"

Naruto: Stop! STOP!

Me: NYA HA HAA! O-oh! The HORROR! Ha haaa!

"Shika-kun, Shika-kun, Shika-kuunnn!," Naruto yells scrambling up to me. I give him a lazy smile. "Yo...," I mumble. He tackles me to the ground. "Shika-kun! Shika-kun! I've missed ya, you lazy son-of-a-bitch!," he whines into my neck. I sigh. "Naruto... I just got back... Can I get some rest?," I whisper. Naruto stands and offers me his hand, which I take gladly. "Shika-kun, I missed you!," he exclaims. I rub my neck saying "I know... You've already said that...," "But I really did-," "Uh huh-," "-a lot!," "I know...," "So Shika-kun, how was your mission? Did anyone give you trouble? I had a great time! Hina-chan and I have really gotten close, along with Sakura-chan! I never knew girls could be so nice! I thought they were just Nagy and useless, but Hina-chan's really nice, and Sakura-chan's a great fighter! Hina-chan told me some sweet stuff! And she gave me candy! I mostly hung out with her, and Neji-san even taught me some sparring! Sasuke-teme kept on being a jerk, and I declared that he's my rival! Can you believe it Shika-kun? I have a rival now! Kiba kept on teasing me, so I kicked him in the nuts! Akamaru and I are the be-beh... Uh... Best...est? Yeah! 'Best-est' of friends! I learned that word from Kiba-," "'Best-est' is not a word, but continue-," "Anyways! Lee and I had a ramen eating contest, and I won, obviously. Shino kept on appearing out of the middle of nowhere! I mean, one minute it'd just be me Kiba, Hina-chan, Sakura-chan and Sasuke-teme, and then Shino would just... pop up! The last few days I spent with Sakura-chan! We did lot's of stuff! She taught me how to bake! I've never learned how to bake! Which is why she taught me... Anyways, then she also showed me some sparring stuff! I learned how to tap into my chalkra, Shika-kun! I can do ninja stuff, if you'll teach me! And then, Sakura-chan taught me a little about 'sex'!," I stop mid-step. "W-what?," I ask, turning towards him. Naruto continues "Yeah! She showed me some 'kissing' and then we stopped, and then later she told me about other stuff! It was really fun! Sakura-chan says that when you 'love' someone, and then when you 'kiss' them, it feels... what was the word she used?... Exhila-rating? Yeah! Exhilarating! She said she's never kissed anyone she's loved, but she's heard about from other people! Anyways, I guess I don't love Sakura-chan, or the teme, because when they kissed me, I didn't feel anything at all! Well, I did I guess. When the teme kissed me-," "Naruto...," "-I got real angry! But when Sakura-chan kissed me, I liked it! But not in the love-y way I guess. I just liked seeing her happy, cause earlier she was crying, but I don't know why-," "Naruto!," He stops rambling and looks at me. "Hm? What, Shika-kun?," he asks. I frown at him. "You can't just... You can't just go around kissing people, Naruto! That's just... that's just stupid!," I slightly yell at him. He looks taken aback. "Well...," he mumbles. "You'll give people the wrong idea, idiot. Don't do it again," I demand. Naruto's ears slowly fold across his head. He looks away from me, his bottom lip trembling. His eyebrows furrow together. "Well... Well, I don't have to listen to you!," he yells "You're not the boss of me! I can do whatever I want," With that said, Naruto lifts his head towards me, and kisses me smack on the lips.

I don't move a muscle.

He doesn't either.

The kiss lasted for a total of 7 seconds. There was nothing special about it. No tongue. No movement. Naruto's lips slowly parted from my own. He stands back to his normal height.

I turn and continue walking.

Naruto follows.

Neither of us say a word the whole walk to my house.

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I'm about to update in a second! Hold on, I gotta do some cleaning... Be back in a little bit!