Right, that's me back again.

They found a cafe and went in they were sitting and the same table talking "...I swear!" Jack said

"You're lying through your teeth!" the Doctor told him.

"It turns out the white things are tusks, and I mean, tusks! And it's woken and it's not happy."

"How could you not know it was there?" asked the Doctor

"We're standing there, 15 of us, naked." Jack said

"Naked?" asked Rose

"And I'm like, 'No, no, no, it's got nothing to do with me.'" Jack continued "And then it roars, and we're running. My God, we are running. And Brakovitch falls so I turn to him and say..."

"I knew we should have turned left." Mickey said

"That's my line!" Jack complained. They all laughed

"I don't believe you, I don't believe a word you say, ever." Rose said "That is so brilliant." The Doctor turned to the right and noticed an older gentleman reading a local newspaper and the smiled fell from his face as he saw a familiar face on the front page. "Did you ever get your clothes back?" Rose asked

The Doctor got up, Jack answered Rose's question "No, I just picked him up and went right for the ship. Full throttle, didn't stop till I hit the space lanes. I was shaking!" The Doctor took the paper "It was unbelievable! Freaked me out. And by the time I got there I was 15 light years away and I realised I'm like this..." he trailed off, looking over at the Doctor as did Rose and Mickey

"And I was having such a nice day." he said as he held up a newspaper that showed a photograph of a familiar face as mayor of Cardiff, Margaret the Slitheen.

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The four of them walked up the stairs of city hall where the Mayor's office was. Once inside they stood in a line. "According to Intelligence, the target's the last surviving member of the Slitheen family, a criminal sect form the planet Rexicoricophalavitorious." he took of his scarf "masquerading as a human being zipped inside a skin suit. Okay, plan of attack." he said "We assume a basic 57-56 strategy, covering all available exits on the ground floor. Doctor, you go face to face, that'll designate Exit 1. I'll cover Exit 2. Rose, you Exit 3, Mickey Smith, you take Exit 4. Have you got that?"

The Doctor was looking at Jack with one of his who do you think you are looks "Excuse me, who's in charge?"

"Sorry, awaiting orders, sir."

"Right, here's the plan." the Doctor said grinning "like he said. Nice plan." he paused "Anything else?"

"Present arms." Jack said

The Doctor took out his mobile phone "Ready." he said

"Ready." said Rose as she took out hers

"Ready." said Mickey

Jack took his out "Ready." he said "Speed dial?"

"Yeah." said the Doctor

"Ready." said Rose

"Check" said Mickey

"See you in hell." Jack walked off .

Rose and the Doctor walked off in the same direction until they came to a set of stairs where they split up "Be careful." the Doctor told her as he kissed her forehead and ran up the stairs, Rose turned and went to her exit.

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The Doctor reached the Mayor's secretary's desk "Hello, I've come to see the Lord Mayor." the Doctor told the secretary.

"Have you got an appointment?"

"No, just an old friend passing by, bit of a surprise." the Doctor replied "Can't wait to see her face." he grinned

"Well, she's just having a cup of tea."

"Just go in there and tell her the Doctor would like to see her." the Doctor told him

"Doctor who?"

"Just the Doctor." the Doctor replied "Tell her exactly that, the Doctor."

The secretary got up "Hold on a tick" he said as he went to the office door and entered.

A few seconds later the Doctor heard the sound of a cup breaking, the secretary came back out and said "The Lord Mayor says thank you for popping by. She'd love to have a chat but she's up to her eyes in paperwork. Perhaps if you could make an appointment for next week?"

"She's climbing out of the window, isn't she?" the Doctor asked

"Yes, she is."

The Doctor moved him out of the way and entered the office, ran through it and out on to the balcony. He took out his mobile "Slitheen heading north."

"On my way."

said Rose

"Over and out."

said Jack

"Oh, my God."

said Mickey

The secretary followed the Doctor "Leave the Mayor alone!" he started to fight with the Doctor who overpowered him.

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Rose ran through a corridor, between two women causing their paperwork to go flying everywhere

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Jack ran along a similar looking corridor and jumped over a tea trolley, causing the woman pushing it to scream

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Mickey put his phone away and ran, he crashed into a cleaning trolley, the woman screamed and everything toppled over taking Mickey with it.

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Rose ran out of her exit. Jack ran out if his and Mickey was still inside running (well sort of running) along a corridor with a bucket stuck to his foot and toilet paper hanging out of it.

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The Doctor finally managed to overpower the secretary and ran after Margaret "Margaret!" he jumped onto the scaffolding that was next to the balcony and climbed down the ladder and he also began chasing after Margaret, just as Rose and Jack were. Rose and Jack reached her final escape route before the Doctor did, finding no one there to stop her "Who's on Exit 4?"

"That was Mickey!" Rose answered coming to a stop beside Jack.

The Doctor arrived just behind her

"Here I am." said Mickey as he appeared from a fire exit on their left

"Mickey the idiot." said the Doctor

"Be fair, she's not exactly gonna out run us, is she?" asked Rose just before Margaret teleported away

"She's got a teleport!" Jack said "That's cheating. Now we're never gonna get her!"

The Doctor stepped forwards, taking out the sonic screwdriver

"The Doctor's very good at teleports." Rose told him

The Doctor pressed the button and Margaret reappeared, now running towards them, she turned around and ran as she teleported away. The Doctor pressed the button, she reappeared again, closer this time, she teleported away again, and again the Doctor brought her back, this time, she kept running and stopped in front of the grinning Doctor.

"I could do this all day." he said

"This is persecution." she said "Why can't you leave me alone? What did I ever do to you?"

"You tried to kill me and destroy this entire planet."

"Apart from that?"

Okay, that's part two, part three will be up in a few minutes.

TTFN

Julie