OK, this popped into my head reading fanfictions on how Blaine sucks at French and Kurt helps him and they end up sharing a first kiss. Well, here's a variation, but a proposal! Fun, huh?

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French

"You know, you're worse at this now than you were in high school," Kurt scoffed. Blaine just chuckled and kissed the spot right behind his earlobe.

"Sorry, babe, you know I'm only good at Italian," Blaine chuckled. Kurt bit his lip and held back a whimper.

"Stop being such a tease and conjugate the verbs," he said breathlessly. He felt Blaine's warm breath ghost over his ear as he chuckled, pressing one more kiss to my earlobe before pulling away regretfully and turning back to his French notes.

"French was so much easier in high school," Blaine groaned. "College French sucks!"

"Just think." It was his turn to do the teasing. He wrapped his arms around his boyfriend's waist from behind and slowly trailed kisses up and down his throat, feeling smug at the small whimpers escaping Blaine's lips. "This is our last year of college and then no more school at all. Just you and me. Together," he murmured into his ear as he kissed it. Kurt could feel the tips of his ears turn red and hot, his jaw slackening as he tried to form words.

"Uh…"

"Not so good when you're the one being distracted, now is it?" Kurt murmured, pulling away. Blaine shot him a smug but mischievous smile.

"Oh, trust me, that was better than good," he said with a wink. His beautiful smile turned smug at Kurt's now red cheeks.

"Well, now we're both distracted and I have an essay to write, so I'm going to keep you busy by writing you down a sheet of sentences for you to translate."

Kurt sat down and scribbled sentence after sentence on a piece of paper before handing it to Blaine, kissing his cheek before disappearing into their bedroom.

Blaine smiled at the thought of something being 'theirs'. Their apartment, their kitchen, their bedroom, their couch, their bed, their anything made Blaine's eyes light up. Slowly, he began to read the phrases.

"Blaine, Je t'aime de tout mon cœur et l'âme" After reading it over a few times, Blaine translated and smiled. "Blaine, I love you with all my heart and soul.

"J'aime la façon dont vous aimez faire des câlins quand vous êtes fatigué" Blaine chuckled at Kurt's silliness. "I love how you love to cuddle when you're tired." Focusing on French was much easier when Kurt sent him little messages.

"J'aime la façon mignonne que vous obtenez lorsque nous regardons Harry Potter et vous le soulignez chaque peuple petit détail manquer, rebondit de haut en bas comme un petit enfant" Blaine was full-on laughing right now. "I love how cute you get when we watch Harry Potter and you point out every little detail people miss, bouncing up and down like a small child."

"Je pourrais énumérer un million de raisons différentes pour lesquelles Je t'aime, mais alors nous serions utiliser tout de papier du monde et je me soucie des arbres trop à faire. Surtout celle de Central Park où nous étions assis dans la matinée d'un samedi juste se complaire dans l'idée de l'autre."

Blaine stopped laughing and smiled thoughtfully, a pool of comfortable heat settling in the pit of his stomach and his chest. Suddenly, he was much better at translating French. "I could list a million different reasons why I love you but then we'd use up all of the world's paper and I care about trees too much to do that. Especially the one in Central Park where we sat that one Saturday morning just reveling in the idea of each other."

Blaine could do the same thing with Kurt. He could talk about his amazing boyfriend all day, every day, forever.

"Je pourrais parler de toi pour toujours, et j'ai le sentiment que vous pourriez faire la même chose avec moi, puisque vous avez mentionné, ah, dix fois. Je t'aime, Blaine Anderson, je vous aime plus que vous ne serez jamais savoir, tu es mon monde. Vous êtes ma vie, et je te veux pour toujours" Blaine's breath caught in his throat. Was he… "I could talk about you forever, and I have a feeling you could do the same with me, since you've mentioned it, oh, ten times. I love you, Blaine Anderson, I love you more than you'll ever know, you are my world. You are my life, and I want you forever"

The last line, honestly, Blaine had kind of been expecting, but it still came as a shock. Because there it was, in black and white. "Blaine Darren Anderson, tu es mon tout. Tu es tout ce que j'ai toujours voulu et je ne voudrez plus jamais quelqu'un d'autre, parce que vous êtes mon seul et unique amour. Voulez-vous me faire le plus grand honneur de ma vie née naturelle et me marier?"

"Blaine Darren Anderson, you are my everything. You're everything I've ever wanted and I'll never want anyone else, because you are my one and only love. Will you do me the greatest honor of my natural born life and marry me?"

Marry Kurt. Marry Kurt. Marry Kurt. Those words kept repeating themselves in his head. Kurt wanted to marry him. Kurt looked over his flaws. Kurt looked over the fact that Blaine was whiny sometimes, or conceited, and hogged the bathroom even longer than Kurt sometimes. Kurt wanted him, flaws and all, forever.

Blaine's heart exploded. He jumped from the couch, clutching the paper tightly to his chest and sprinted into their bedroom, where Kurt was anxiously awaiting him, on one knee. In his hand was the most beautiful thing in the world to Blaine besides Kurt himself. It was a silver wedding band with three small, shiny diamonds sparkling even in the dim light of their desk lamp.

"You…you mean it?" Blaine asked warily and happily and breathlessly all at the exact same time. Kurt giggled.

"Would I be on one knee holding this ring if I didn't?" he asked incredulously. "Honestly, Blaine, do you want me to say it again just for you to make sure?"

"…Yes. But only because I want to hear you say it."

The look in Kurt's eyes was of pure love as he began speaking.

"Blaine Darren Anderson, I will never love another person. You are the one and only love of my life. My whole life, forever and ever and whatever awaits us beyond this life. I will always love you, no matter what. No matter how dorky you get, or angry, or whiny, no matter what, this is the kind of love that never goes away. Blaine, I want you forever. I want to be with you until the day I die. Will you marry me?" Kurt's heart swelled at the huge smile that broke across Blaine's face.

"YES! YES YES YES A MILLION TIMES OVER!" Blaine said, leaping into Kurt's arms and laughing and crying and just letting tears pour over his eyes as he attached his lips to Kurt's in the most passionate kiss he'd ever experienced. It wasn't needy or fast or even open-mouthed, it was just Kurt and Blaine, professing their love for one another with passion and honesty. Blaine pulled away and crushed Kurt in his arms, burying his own face in Kurt's soft, ivory shoulder and giggling like a madman.

"Say it," Kurt said. Blaine pulled away and gazed into Kurt's eyes with longing.

"WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!" Blaine screamed, securing Kurt in another kiss.

(15 YEARS LATER…)

"Kurt, honey?" Blaine asked, looking around the house for his husband. Kurt poked his head out of the kitchen door with a smile.

"Hi sweetheart!" he strolled over to Blaine and kissed him hello, wrapping his arms around his husband's neck. He pulled away with an adorable grin. "How was work?"

"Wonderful," Blaine gushed. "The publisher accepted my new manuscript!"

"OH!" Kurt exclaimed, wrapping his arms tighter around his excited spouse. "Baby, that's great! I can't wait to see you on the Best Seller's List!"

"Well, I don't know about that-"

"Oh, but I do," Kurt assured him. "You're 'fiction' novel about two boys overcoming the trials and tribulations of a gay relationship being challenged by homophobia is beautiful and breathtaking. It's a best seller, no doubt about it. And by 'fiction' I mean it's obviously about us."

Blaine chuckled, pressing a kiss to his love's temple.

"How'd you know?" Blaine joked.

"Oh, probably how 'Grayson' saves 'John' from a closeted bully and haves him transfer to his prep school where John joins their popular glee club, the 'Garglers'. Puck's sure gonna love that one," Kurt said sweetly with a giggle. Blaine just smiled, then remembered something.

"Kurt, what's today?" he asked excitedly.

"October 15, why…OH! Oh my gosh! I proposed to you today, fifteen years ago!" Kurt said excitedly. "It's like a second anniversary!"

"Something like that." Blaine took Kurt's hand. "I want to show you something," he murmured.

Kurt allowed himself to be led into their bedroom, where Blaine began digging around in their closet before coming out with a piece of paper, handing it to Kurt with a tiny smile.

Kurt's eyes widened. In his own handwriting were sentences in French. In Blaine's were the English translations. Kurt's hadn't seen that paper in 15 years, when Kurt used it to propose.

"Oh my God," Kurt said breathlessly. "You…you kept this all these years?"

"Of course," Blaine said sweetly, but also like it was perfectly obvious. "This piece of now faded, crumpled-up paper changed my life forever. You think I'd just toss it in the garbage?"

"I don't know…I just didn't expect you'd keep it this long." Blaine just chuckled, taking both of Kurt's hands in his and holding them between their bodies.

"Sweetheart, I will have this piece of paper for the rest of my life."

AW! SENTIMENTAL!BLAINE Too cute. OK, I've been getting a lot of merman!kurt and human!blaine prompts, but I really am not the fantasy type when it comes to this, so can we avoid different species and monster or fantasy creature proposals please? Thank you.

ANYWAY! LOVE YA'LL! =D

COMING UP: Whatever someone prompts me