Bishounen Spawn
or
When Doctors Get Lonely
Chapter 7
"Bras, Undies, & Lacies, Oh My!"
Part 1
By: Jezzica Shirokori
*Ding Dong*
The sound of the doorbell interrupted Duo from catching the exciting ending to Dark Angel. Duo turns his attention to the butler, who was hurrying to the front door.
"Master Quatre, Miss Bloom is here." He announced.
Trowa and Quatre came out of the room next to the (Humongous!!) living room, where Duo currently was oogling the heroine of the show and walked to greet their guest. Duo quickly turned his attention back to the T.V. just in time to see the credits roll by.
"AAAWW! Son of a..."
"Duo! Watch what you say!" Quatre scolded.
"Why?!" Duo turned his head and caught Tekla in the act of eating all his snacks.
"Tekla! No! Stop!" Duo jumped up and lunged for the Dorito she was currently sniffing at.
"EEEEE~!" Tekla yelled forcefully as she stuffed the chip in her mouth.
"NOOO!" Duo moaned. "aww...come on, Teki. Do you know how hard it is to find the kitchen in this place? That was supposed to last until dinner." Duo gave his best pout-face and hoped it would work on Tekla.
Tekla taunted Duo with an evil Shinigami grin and stuck out her tongue.
"Why you little...." Duo growled as he tried to grab Tekla, but she quickly maneuvered away and made a mad dash for the security of Quatre, who was in the other room with Trowa and Catherine.
"Yeah, you best run! Shinigami knows where you sleep!" Duo yelled after her. "-And he's no sandman or bed bug! He'll get ya'!"
Duo put his hands on his hips and thought of some other stuff he could yell to her, but figured: Why should he waste his time, well that and the fact that Heero & Wufei walked into the room.
Wufei looked unamused as he looked around the room.
"Don't worry, she just left." Duo reassured his companion, after sensing his uneasiness.
"So, that's who you were yelling at?" Heero said as he examined a half-eaten chip. "you found the kitchen, I see."
Just at that moment, Catharine walked into the room with a small list, Quatre, Trowa, and Tekla following behind her.
"Uh, you guys..." Quatre said with a pasted on smile, "We, uh, forgot some things at the mall that Catharine said Tekla needed."
"Oh, so what is it?" Wufei said as he plopped himself on the couch.
"Uh..." Quatre said blushing.
Catharine smiled and decided to read the list:
"1.Underwear
2.Comfortable bras
3.Comfortable nightgowns or sleep wear
4.Swimming suit
5.Party dress, Relena is hosting a large ball and has invited all of you. it's in a month, so you have time to teach Tekla a thing or two about manners.
Oh! and I recommend some nylons, too."
Duo suddenly felt like he should crack a joke, only it wouldn't come out, instead he blushed and said, "Eh?"
Catharine laughed despite the fact that they weren't, "You all heard me, you should go soon so she won't be exposed if the wind should happen to blow up her skirt and..."
"OKAY!" Wufei yelled, "We understand women, just please, no more!"
Tekla must have thought Wufei was speaking to here, so she got a running start and jumped up into the air, and caught the updraft. The wind caught her skirt just right as she plopped onto the couch, which gave her unnecessary jiggle action. And she was oblivious to it all. ^-^
Duo's nose started to bleed as did everyone else's.
"Uhm..." thought Duo out loud.
"See?" Said Catharine.
"Why couldn't she be a he?" Trowa said wiping his nose.
"Well, just be glad we now know she IS a girl." Duo stated.
"DUO!" Yelled Quatre, "Don't be a pervert!"
"Nani? me?" Duo said astonished.
"That's right." Quat continued, "Okay, let's go to the mall now, come on everyone. Into the car!"
"Oi'!" Duo thought as he headed for the car and wiped his nose. "Dare I say it could get worse?"
Just as the thought came out, Trowa opened the door and revealed leaves and garbage being blown around like mad.
Rashid rushed in, "You should get sweaters, it's really windy out."
Duo looked at the others, who looked at Tekla, who once again was oblivious to everything.
"Ok, this will be most interesting."
"Duo, don't be hentai!" Quatre warned once more.
* * *
"Hello, mall! Were back!" Duo announced moronically. Duo reached for the door and held it open for his friends and shut it instantly when Wufei got close enough to slam his face into the glass door.
"AHH!" Wufei yelled, grabbing for his nose.
"Injustice, unacceptable! Maxwell, you shame yourself with your behavior..."
"Whatever, Wu-man, you should come here and take a look at this cool faceprint you left on the glass." Duo pointed at the faceprint, "That's just creepy!"
Wufei glared hatefully at Duo. Duo loved picking on Wufei. He was just sooo 'Pick-on-able'.
Okay, let's get this over with." Heero groaned. "um, how are we gonna do this, by the way?"
Quatre stopped for a second, "Uh...........Duo knows!"
Duo stopped and decided to put on his best "responsible person" act.
"Well..." he said, "We...we...have to get lingerie, right?
The boys looked at Duo.
"Yeah, right, so?" Trowa urged.
"well who knows more about women's secrets than Victoria?"
Duo smiled as he saw the looks of his comrades go from questioning to embarrassment.
"I will not be caught in a WOMAN'S store!" Wufei said.
"Ok." Duo said snidely. "You can take the first watch with Tekla while we find the things on the list."
Wufei stepped next to Duo. "Well I guess a Woman's store won't be so bad."
"Good, Ok, let's be on our way then." Duo said as he led the way to Victoria's Secret.
(Shirokori: Strange how Duo instinctively knows the way to Victoria's Secret.)
To be Continued....in Part 2!
Question of the month:
"What would you do if you had a 'Tekla'?"
(Answers get to be in the next chapter! Whee! ^-^)
::Yup, to be continued in Part 2! = P Doesn't that just suck? Oh well.....Check out all of Jezzica's Tekla and other anime oriented fan art in my gallery. Up is her Halloween & Christmas comics, and Thanksgiving mini-fic. If you guys have any Questions, Comments, request, Complaints, or fan art for Jezzica, please send them my way and I'll have her know.::
-Ashley Akaihi and Jezzica Shirokori
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