The Hitman Dares

by Emotive Gothika

Where you, yes you, can dare anyone in the KHR series! You know you want to... I entice, enthrall, enchant you to! Contains randomness, massive yaoiness and profanity. DISCONTINUED

7. Stand Up Kufufu no Sadame

Emotive: *yawns widely*

Tsuna: Are you tired Emo-san?

Emotive: Exams, studying, work, it all makes me tired... and that's why I didn't update sooner. *yawns again*

Takeshi: Maybe you should take a nap, like Hibari over there.

Kyouya: *sleeping on couch*

Emotive: Nope! I'm here to make you guys do your dares, not take a nap! *splashes hot coffee on face*

Tsuna: Hiiii?!

Emotive: *blurts out various curses and obscenities as coffee burns her face*

Tsuna: Shamal! Get Shamal!

Shamal: *eyes twinkling* I'll fix you up in no time Emo-chan! *kissy face*

Emotive: In your dreams you perverted monkey! *raises Ralph the Chainsaw*

Shamal: Aaaaaaiiiiiieeeeee! *runs from chainsaw-wielding Emotive*

Tsuna: *sweatdrops* Ahehe... the first dares are from Sannin-Songo.

Back yet again~! YAY!! Keep up the awesometaboulus work Emo-chan~! Now onto my comments.

Luce: Skull's not aloud to worship me?! I want a worshipper damnit!...OH it was just a thing you had to say for a dare, okay I still like you Luce. You have no redeeming to do.

Haru: You wanna know why I dared that? cause I hate you, you stupid girl!

Emo-chan: Luce has a squirrel for her animal thing. I just thought you should know.

Now onto the dares.

Verede: Invent a cure for the common cold and then give it to me. Make sure it has no deadly side affects, it's a painful ingesction or there is no chance of me dying from it. ~Sneezes then blows nose~ I've had on for liek the last week and I need the cure.

Haru: Go into the pit thingy Levi is in and stay there for enternity.

Lambo: Shave off your afro thingy.

Xanxus: rember those cat ears? You ahev to put them on and a cat tail and keep them on for the rest fo the chapater, oh yeah you have to meow and the end of sentences now.

Hibari: Get a pet monkey and carry it aroundw tih you. You can keep Hibird though, we all love that little budle of fluff.

Emotive: *returns* Damn that Shamal and his annoying mosquitoes...

Tsuna: Don't tell me you got bit by one of them!

Emotive: All 666 of them, but I'm fine. They all contradict each other anyway.

Tsuna: Hiiii?!

Emotive: Well, anyway, *dabs burnt face with an ice cold hand towel* Yeah, I should've known Luce's animal was a squirrel. I have a freakin' picture of all the Arcobaleno and I don't even think of looking at it?! Ugh, I'm such a fail...

Hayato: You can say that again...

Emotive: *throws towel at Hayato and it hits him on the face*

Hayato: *eye twitch*

Luce: *eye smiles* Thank you for liking me Sannin-san.

Haru: (T~T) Tsuna-san! Someone hates me, desu! *clutches onto Tsuna's arm.

Tsuna: *sweatdrops* Ahehe…

Emotive: *pushes Haru away* No! Bad girl! Bad! *squirts Haru with water from a water bottle*

Haru: Hahi! *runs from water*

Emotive: *sighs and puts water bottle away* So Verde, get inventing on the cure for the common cold.

Verde: I already have one. *holds up a corked test tube full of green-ish liquid*

Emotive: Wow. Since when?

Verde: Years ago. Even I catch colds and it's a pain in the ass.

Emotive: Makes sense.

Verde: *sends Sannin-Songo the cure*

Haru: Hahi, I have to go into the Pit, desu? *looks nervously at the opening to the Pit of Eternal Darkness*

Emotive: Yes! *kicks Haru into Pit*

Haru: Hahiiiiiiiiii! *screams fade*

Emotive: Kekeke…

Everyone: *inches farther away from the Pit and Emotive*

TYA Lambo: Nyahahahaha! Lambo-san doesn't know what weird girl is talking about! *laughs more*

Emotive: I do! *holds up buzz razor with an evil glint in eyes*

One shaving scene later:

Lambo: (T~T) *bald and not enjoying it*

Emotive: Yech. *kicks away tufts of Lambo's afro* That style died out more then twenty years ago… Anyway, here's a chimp for Kyouya.

Chimp: *makes chimp noises as it climbs on Kyouya*

Kyouya: …

Fon: Don't you like monkeys?

Kyouya: …

Emotive: Neither do I. Why do people think that monkeys look cute? Doesn't anyone know that they're just as dangerous as a mother crocodile protecting her eggs?

Verde: Was that supposed to be directed to me?

Emotive: No.

Verde: Oh… okay.

Emotive: So… A dare from Woopa!

Yayz awesome

I dare Tsuna and Dino to endure a hard training method from Reborn (Reborn can choose anyone)

:D Here is a cookie for Emo-san

Emotive: Cookie! (:D) *noms on cookie*

Hayato: You're definitely going to get-

Emotive: *shoots Hayato a glare*

Hayato: *shuts up*

Emotive: Everyone really has noticed my love for cookies and sweets… blame it on my friend Mamo-kun who loves cookies as much as I do.

Tsuna: Is he random like you?

Emotive: Yes. In fact, I lost my cyber virginity to him.

Everyone: (O.O)

Emotive: What? It's true! I mean, I don't have cyber sex or anything! It was on a forum RP! Well…actually, I guess that counts as cyber sex… we took up pages with our lemon… of course, that was before I developed a hatred for het…

Everyone: (O.O)

Emotive: Ugh, I'll stop babbling now… Reborn, please go on with your dare.

Reborn: With pleasure. *smirks at Tsuna and Dino*

Tsuna & Dino: *tenses*

Reborn: Complete the obstacle course in five minutes or else I'll blow the whole thing up.

Tsuna: Hiiii?!

Dino: *twitching*

Reborn: Go, now! *shoots bullets into the air*

Tsuna and Dino run a mile-long obstacle where they have to battle bears, leap over trenches, and play games with a master swindler. They're only half done when Reborn presses a button and the whole obstacle course explodes.

Tsuna & Dino: *covered in soot and half alive on the ground*

Reborn: Do it again! *has a new obstacle waiting for them*

Tsuna & Dino: *groans in despair*

Emotive: While those two get their training done, let's move on to -xShiroi-chan's dares!

Hm you better write the lemon soon! XD. (Part of your dare remember? XD I LOVE YOU GODDESS!) Do you know today there was a Earthquake in Indonesia and Singapore was like shaking too?! Especially since I live so high, I though the whole building was gonna collapse.

OO... I like Bleach, bt not Naruto ;X (Dont' kill me!)

OMG. -Daddy Issue Xanxus.- And yeah I love the 3 Sky Arcobaleno part :D,

ALSO, see 20YL Lambo? How annoying your child self is. (or was) XD.

Btw Luche's pet is a squirrel. VERY CUTE :D go and google it!

Right right... Fon, I can tell you Kyouya's reaction if you want. XD.

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Okay, on to the dares!

1. Hibari, please please do a sandwich with Tsuna and your TYL!Self? (Yes I really love that pairing) :D

2. Verde, I dare you to let the other Arcobalenos bully you. (Payback for what you 'so-called-did' to them in the latest episode.)

3. Gokudera (YES I'M BACK!) I dare you to flirt with Yamamoto, in a very uke-ish way

4. Giotto, please get on sugar high in your normal form :D

5. Tsuna, I dare you to flirt with Adult Fon and Adult Kyouya infront of Kyouya... (Hm, wonder where this will go? -smirk-)

6. Kyouya, you may attack Fon or your future self if you want, but we all know the results :D -hn...- Or if you want a foursome, suit yourself. -shrugs-

7. Kawahira (YES I know he rocks in the latest episode!:D)AND Fon, please tell us how and why did I-Pin quit being assassin and work in a ramen stall?

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Hm? you know Emotive, I've thought of a really good way to get Kyouya tied up.

GET TSUNA TO BEG HIM IN A VERY UKE-ISH and CUTE way! :D (That should work) -smirk-

Shana: Oh boy Shiroi... -points to clock-

Shiroi: -gasp-

Shana: Wow Emotive, she's been lacking sleep nowadays for school and she still read your fic!

Shiroi: I LOVE EMOTIVE, RIGHT?! (Btw thanks for letting me in, I shall spare you from my glomping for a chapter :D) -passes LARGE chocolate tiramisu-, here, I bought it :D

Shana: And now she has to say goodbye, see ya! :D

Shiroi(:

Emotive: Yes, I will post that lemon soon… and you will be surprised by it *grins at Tsuna and Kyouya*

Tsuna: *has a bad feeling*

Kyouya: *smirks*

Emotive: Earthquakes are scary… I experienced one a few years back and I could barely stand… And why don't you like Naruto?!?!?! It's the best series ever! Sasuke anyone?! Itachi?! Uchihacest?! SasuNaru?! Come on, other then kick-ass ninja, the whole story focuses on Naruto and Sasuke's relationship! That's the best shounen-ai subtext I have ever seen!

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Emotive: And though I like Bleach less then Naruto (I owe Naruto so much… the show, not the character), you can't go wrong with hot muscular guys fighting with kick-ass swords. (there is this obscene joke about their zanpakutos, but I'd rather not say it here…)

Hayato: You and your anime otaku/yaoi fangirl ways.

Emotive: Get used to it.

Hayato: Crazy fangirl.

Emotive: Dudewhohasdynamiteshoveduphisasssayswhat?!

Hayato: What?

Emotive: ROFLOL!

Everyone: *snickers*

Hayato: *confused*

Emotive: Okay, okay, I'll stop.

TYL Kyouya: *walks in sipping coffee from a thermos*

Emotive: *sneaks a pic*

TYA Kyouya: Shall we?

TYL Kyouya: *sighs and sets aside thermos* We shall.

Emotive: *removes Tsuna from his training and shoves him towards the two Kyouyas, taking pics along the way*

Tsuna: Hiiii?!

Both Kyouyas: *takes Tsuna into a love room*

Emotive: So glad I put in those love rooms and hidden cameras in 'em, kekeke…

Verde: What did I do?

Emotive: You kidnapped the Arcobaleno, attacked the Guardians for no valid reason, and basically acted like a huge jackass.

Verde: But I-

Emotive turns Verde back into his baby form and hangs him on the wall with his back facing outwards.

Emotive: Who wants to pin the tail on the jackass!

Arcobaleno: *raises hands*

Emotive: *hands them tails*

Verde: Hey! They're supposed to be blindfolded!

Emotive: Says you, not me.

Lal: *nails a tail onto Verde's ass*

Verde: Yeeeeeooooowwww!!!!!

Emotive: Kekeke… that was kinda perverted…

Hayato: Flirt?! I don't flirt!

Emotive: Either you do it yourself or I'll feed you a potion to make you do it.

Hayato: *says in a very uke-ish voice and posing very uke-ish-ly* Ne, Takeshi-kun, can you teach me how to play baseball?! *bats eyelashes*

Takeshi: Ahaha, you're funny Gokudera.

Emotive: Wow, I so saw that line coming…

Hayato: Well, I tried…

Giotto: A sugar high?

Emotive: Yes, a sugar high. *places packs of candy and sugar-packed food in front of Giotto*

Giotto: Hm… alright then. *begins to eat*

One massive munching later:

Giotto: *starts shooting anything and everything with his Zero Point Breakthrough while laughing maniacally*

Emotive: Take cover! *dives behind the couch*

Tsuna: *dare has finished* Great-great-great-grandfather!

Emotive: Seriously, just call him grandpa or something!

Tsuna: *sweatdrop* Okay… I'll just call him Primo.

Emotive: That works too…

One Primo-calming scene later:

Giotto: *completely exhausted by his sugar high*

Emotive: Right, right, *pushes Adult Fon and TYL Kyouya in front of Tsuna*

Tsuna: *smiles seductively and winks*

Fon & TYL Kyouya: *blink*

Emotive: God, I can never differentiate flirting and seducing…

TYA Kyouya: Herbivore, come over here.

Tsuna: *walks over to Kyouya*

TYA Kyouya: *pushes Tsuna into a love room and looks expectedly at Fon and his future self*

Fon & TYL Kyouya: *follows Tsuna and TYA Kyouya into love room*

Emotive: Honestly… that has to be the kinkiest foursome I have ever seen… Oh wait, Fon! Before you go in there, tell us why I-Pin quit being an assassin!

Fon & Kawahira: It was Tsuna's influence.

Emotive: *sweatdrops* Of course…

Fon: *steps inside love room and locks door behind him*

Emotive: Shiroi does love me, doesn't she? (XD) AND OH MY GAY! TIRAMISU! I LURVES TIRAMISU!!!! *moans in pleasure as she eats tiramisu*

Takeshi: What's tiramisu?

Hayato: *shrugs*.

Emotive: I LURVES TIRAMISU! *laughs maniacally*

Hayato: I think she's suffering from a sugar high as well.

Emotive: NO I'M NOT! DARES FROM DR. SHAMOJI!

OMG XD!! I spent a good, solid hour cackling over everyone's dares. My grandparents must think I'm nuts, now. orz

Yeah, I agree about Kawahira. He's eccentric, too. I'm beginning to think that's a requirement for mist illusionists. On the other hand, he broke the androgyny pattern they had going, there...

Loved Lal's Varia and Colonello pwnage, and the guest appearances of the Pit of Eternal Darkness and the Hat of Random Doom. X3

You and the reviewers are so, totally evil, in the most awesomesaucical way~ This is why I love this fandom. 3

Okay, that being said...

Skull! Here is a set of dares especially for you:

1) Make out with Fran. (Random pairing, I know, but I saw someone requested this on a meme, with the tagline "Who's the sempai now?". It had to be done.)

2) Dive in a lake full of ducks and other water fowl, blindfolded, with your clothes on.

3) Now is your chance to dare one of the other Arcobaleno! If you can't think of a dare in ten seconds, you must go back 9.8 mya for five minutes.

4) Find some way to shrink down to the size of Phantasma and stay that way until someone is kind enough to change you back.

5) Since you're now pocket-sized, you should go rest on someone's head so we don't lose you. Go sit on Mammon until you're back to your right size.

Do all this and I won't bother you anymore, Skull. Good luck finding a way to change back, though~ ?

Emotive: The only family member who thinks I'm nuts is my brother. *has a rather strained relationship with the rest of her family*

Mukuro & Viper: Androgyny pattern?

Emotive: Yeah, Viper looks (and kinda sounds) like a girl and you share a body with a girl. Androgynous much?

Mukuro & Viper: *sweatdrops*

Emotive: Now, onto the Skull-centric dares!

Skull: *tenses up*

Emotive: *pushes Fran towards him* Suck face! *readies camera*

Fran: *blinks*

Skull: It's not like I want to do this! *pulls Fran into a kiss*

One slightly disturbing make out session later:

Emotive: Quack quack duckies! *grabs Skull and teleports to a lake full of ducks and other water fowl*

Skull: *cringes*

Emotive: *blindfolds Skull*

Skull: *searching blindly with hands* Where the heck am I going?!

Emotive: *kicks him off the dock*

Skull: Wah! *falls into algae-ed water*

SPLASH!

Skull: *sputters and flails*

Ducks & other water fowls: *quacks and flies away from Skull*

Emotive: Skully, it's only three feet deep.

Skull: *stops flailing and stands up in water, soaked face flushed red*

Emotive: *grabs Skull and teleports back to Dare Base* Now, dare another Arcobaleno!

Skull: *knows exactly what he wants* Reborn-senpai!

Reborn: *sighs* What is it?

Skull: I dare you to say one nice thing about me!

Reborn: Fine. You have great fashion sense.

Skull: *blinks* You really think I do?

Reborn: No.

Emotive: I agree with Reborn. Seriously, a one-piece purple jumpsuit with metal shoulder pads and a helmet?

Skull: But I thought-

Emotive: I only like your head, not your body… which is probably the weirdest thing I have ever said.

Skull: *sits in emo corner* (T~T)

Emotive: *whistles innocently as she kicks Verde's Shrink Ray towards the emo corner*

Skull: *sees Shrink Ray and thinks it's a gun* I'm gonna kill myself! *shoots himself with Ray*

There is a blinding flash of green light and Skull is now the size of Phantasma.

Emotive: Awwwww! *picks Skull up* You're so cute when you're the size in which I can easily crush you!

Skull: *cowers in Emotive's hand*

Emotive: *places Skull on top of Viper's head* Ain't that a cute scene? *takes pic*

Viper: *scowls*

Emotive: Here's some dares from X-kloey-chan-X!

I LOVE Tsuna's tattoo. so true...

This is still awesome! Made My very annoying day into a fun day! *Gives Emo-chan a cookie*

Last chapter I got a dare idea ten minutes after I sent the review and now I forgot it... j-j But it won't happen again!!

So~ Dares~:

1. Hibari-kun, make out with Tsuna for as long as you want! ('Cause I believe they should make out every chapter~)

2. Everyone - Tell Emo-chan how amazing she is! And mean it, dammit!

3. Emo-chan, pick 5 random characters from your hat.

4. The ones who were chosen - Slap Haru! (LOL how funny will it be if Haru gets chosen XD)

5. Mukuro-sama, I dare you to sing "I'm Too Sexy" =D

That's it! Have fun~~

P.S. Will you be slapping the girls in het couples in the next (=this) chapter, too?

Emotive: Will I be slapping girls in straight pairings this chapter? Yes, unless someone dares me otherwise. *munches cookie*

Kyouya: *has left love room moments earlier*

Tsuna: Every chapter?!

Emotive: I agree! *videos*

Kyouya: *grabs Tsuna and makes out with him*

Emotive: No need for a love room for this!

Tsuna: *moans as he feels Kyouya's tongue against his own*

Emotive: Kekeke… *has devil horns and tail*

Everyone: Emotive is the most amazing random writer ever!

Emotive: *sets aside camera* And?

Everyone: And she is an awesomely crazy yaoi fangirl.

Emotive: Damn straight! *laughs maniacally*

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Emotive: Hat hat ha~at, hat hat ha~at, hat hat ha~at, hat! (yes, it is the green Teletubby's a.k.a. Dipsy's hat song… so sue me) *rummages around in the Hat of Random Doom* Hey, I forgot to mention that my hat is a fedora! (XD)

Reborn: And why is it a fedora?

Emotive: My mom had to dance to Michael Jackson songs and she required a fedora to do so… yeah, you heard right.

Reborn: For the record, I did not copy Michael Jackson. It just happened to look good on me.

Emotive: Ri~ight… *has picked five names* Aria, Byakuran, Basil, Shouichi, and Nana.

Nana: Oh, this looks like fun.

Emotive: *sweatdrop* I just had to put her name into the hat… *pulls Haru out of Pit of Eternal Darkness*

Haru: (T~T) *has forever been traumatized by what she has experienced*

Emotive: Everyone I had picked, slap Haru now!

Aria, Byakuran, Basil, & Shouichi: *slaps Haru*

Haru: Ittai, desu! *cradles cheek while crying*

Nana: Now why do I have to slap poor Haru?

Emotive: We're practicing for a play and Haru's supposed to get slapped in one scene, so the rest of us are slapping her to make sure she gets used to the sensation.

Nana: Oh… okay then! *slaps Haru with a big smile on her face*

Haru: *cries louder* Why Okaasan, desu?!

Emotive: She's not your mother! Go back to your own home for Yaoi's sake! *throws Haru back into Pit*

Haru: Hahiiiiii! *screams fade*

Emotive: *dusts hands* Well, that takes care of that. Mukuro! You're up! *sets up stage*

Mukuro: *grabs mic as music plays* I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts… *begins taking off shirt*

Mukuro Fangirls: *whistles and waves around bills*

Mukuro sings the rest of the song, fangirls go wild, and nosebleeds are everywhere.

Emotive: Genkishi! Clean up the blood!

Genkishi: Why me?

Emotive: Because Byakuran said so, and you're an ugly, dependant and whiny adult, which is why I hate you.

Genkishi: *stopped listening after "because Byakuran said so" and has already starting cleaning*

Emotive: Obsessive minions. You can make them do whatever you want just as long as you say their master said it… anyway, here's a little review from Tuna1827.

woah, u've bumped it up to M, lucky i read rated M fics... thou i am underage. here's some cookie! i feel really bad for lambo! he got slapped. lol, i laughed at times when you've slapped peoples! i love thosed scenes! and one more thing, tsuna and the ukes in the fic is being eff-ed way too much, i hopw they're okay, not that i care, i only care for the yaoi! And before i let my inner-fangirl out (who is very EXTREME like ryohei) i think i'd stop reviewing, incase i break my keyboard and we don't wnat that now, don't we? please update soon!

Tsuna: Why did you make the rating M Emo-san?

Emotive: Like what Tuna1827 said, the ukes are being fucked a lot, so I think that counts as a mature theme.

Tsuna: Eh, makes sense…

Emotive: Now, here's a little something from hibatsuna1827!

thank you for putting my dares! did you like the kiss!

i told my friends and they wanted to put some of their own dares! i've nothing to do any of them except for the last one!

i dare hibari to give hibird a kiss

i dare tsuna to dress up as a girl!

my dare i want to come and kiss tsuna on the lips! i want hibari-san to get jealous

Emotive: I loved the kiss! *licks lips and giggles*

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Hibird: Hibari… Hibari…

Kyouya: *gives Hibird a kiss*

Emotive: *snaps a pic* Awwwwww! Kawai!

Kyouya: *glares with a small, almost-there blush*

Tsuna: *is suddenly wearing an orange dress* Wha-?

Emotive: My magic powers can strike when you least expect it! *wiggles fingers all magician-like*

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Emotive: *lets hibatsuna1827 into Dare Base*

Hibaritsuna1827: Tsuna kawai! *kisses Tsuna on the lips*

Kyouya: *raises tonfas* Kamikorosu!

Emotive: Run!

Hibatsuna1827: Aaaaaiiiiiieeeee! *runs from Dare Base*

Emotive: *dusts hands even though there is nothing there to dust off* Well, here's -.-CL0UD-GiRL-.- again!

:DD -glomps Tsuna- Tsuna and Yamamoto are slowly rising on the ranks of my favorite characters...

Emotive-sempai: I think of you as an sempai o3o Anyways, who's your favorite character(JUST A QUESTION), and sing 'Sakura Rock' with him/her.

Tsuna: Can you wear something...seductive? 8D

Gokudera: Wear wolf ears and chase Tsuna the Usagi-chan.

Yamamoto: Mafia game or baseball. Choose ONE.

Mukuro and Hibari: Choose to hide in either Tsuna's closet or bed. Then at night, come out and and scare the living daylights out of Tsuna.

The last one was inspired from "The Boogie Man" by Jikage. No Mukuro in it though. -bows- Hope you have fun doing these. -waves-

Tsuna & Takeshi: Ahehe, arigato.

Emotive: No one has ever called me a senpai before! The underclassmen only call me big sister! *cries tears of happiness on Tsuna's shoulder*

Tsuna: *pats Emotive's back comfortably*

Emotive: *sniff and regains composure* Well, I think I've made it obvious that my favorite character is Kyouya. Then next are Tsuna and Mukuro…

Kyouya: Must I sing with you?

Emotive: Well, you do have a great voice… Let's do it! *grabs mic*

Music starts:

Emotive & Kyouya: Aitakute koishikute hanarete ano hi wa mou konai!

Emotive: Toushindai no jibun tooku no kimi ni te o furou agero! Put your hands up, yeah, oh! Awai kaori ga tadayou kisetsu ga megurikuru. Kokoro hazumaseteita koro ga ima yomigaeru yo.

Kyouya: Hajimete koi o shita nda nanimokamo kagayaiteita. Sukoshi no jikan de sae mo issho ni toki o kizandeita.

Emotive: Sakura saita ki no shita de kimi no koe o. Harukaze ga jama shite kikoenai. Sayonara ja nai to negatta!

Emotive & Kyouya: Aitakute koishikute hanarete. Ano hi no egao ga maichitte. Itsumademo to chikatta kimi wa mou inai. Kanau nara sakura ga maioriru rainen no ima mo. Kata narabe shashin demo toritai na ano hi wa mou konai.

Kyouya: Aitai mienai te no hira hora? Hanabira sora ni hikaru hoshi ga. Kizuguchi o tsutsuku nda.

Emotive: Mou koi nante shinai yo. Kimi ni ichiban iitakatta.

Kyouya: Ame ga futte futari de haitta kasa mo. Machiawaseshita ano eki mo. Mou hitori ja ikitaku nai yo.

Emotive & Kyouya: "Suki datta" kakokei na tegami wa imasara irana. Wakaregiwa yasashiku suru nara soba ni ite hoshii. Kuru hazu no nai basho de ano hi o matteru. Hitoribotchi no boku o. Omoide no ano kyoku o chiisai koe de utau!

Emotive: Mou koi nante shinai yo nante tada no uso de. Mou wasurerarenai nante tada no joudan de .Wasuretaku nakute kekkyoku kimi ni koi shiteitai yo… Aitakute koishikute hanarete ano hi no egao ga…

Kyouya: … maichitte itsumademo to chikatta kimi wa mou inai!

Emotive & Kyouya: Rajio kara ano kyoku futari de ita heya de. Shizen to namida ga afurederu. Wakaregiwa no egao ga ichiban itoshiku mieta. Sakaseyou sakura ga maiorite. Yowai jibun kara nukedaseru. Namida no oto kanaderu senritsu o utau. Rajio kara haru no uta mou sonna kisetsu ne. Sayonara o gutto nomikonda. Omoide no ichipeeji iro azayaka ni nokoru!

Music fades…

Everyone: *claps and cheers*

Emotive: Thank you! Thank you! We'll be here 'til the end of the fic! *bows*

Kyouya: Hn…

Emotive: Well, that was fun! *grabs Tsuna and pulls him into a dressing room*

A change of clothes later, Tsuna is now wearing a white leather vest and short shorts with long bunny ears on his head and a fluffy bunny tail attached to his rear. He has bunny paws on his hands and feet and his nose is painted pink with matching whiskers on his cheeks.

All who have seme-d Tsuna: *blushes and drools slightly*

Emotive: Maybe I should be a designer or something…

Tsuna: *blushes and shyly smiles*

Emotive: Cute wittle Usagi-chan! *takes pictures*

Tsuna: *blushes more*

Hayato: Forgive me Juudaime! *puts on a pair of wolf ears and crouches on all fours* Awwwwoooooooo! *chases Tsuna*

Tsuna: Hiiii?! *runs – hops – away*

Reborn: Did you purposely make him wear a bunny outfit?

Emotive: Nope. *shifty eyes*

Reborn: Ri~ight…

Emotive: *coughs* Well, Takeshi, Mafia "game" or baseball?

Takeshi: *smiles all Takeshi-like* Mafia game of course.

Emotive: May I ask why?

Takeshi: Because my friends are more important. *still smiling*

Everyone: (O.O)

Emotive: That's probably the most serious thing you have said here.

Takeshi: Ahaha, *rubs back of head*

Emotive: But you're still so airheaded… Mukuro and Kyouya, do what you were dared to do.

Mukuro & Kyouya: *hides in Tsuna's closet*

Emotive: I think "The Boogie Man" is funny and cute in a way. And it's almost Halloween, so it's fitting (:D)

Later that night.

Tsuna: *exhausted and wants to change out of his bunny outfit*

Tsuna approaches his closet, only to hear strange sounds coming out of them.

Tsuna: *shaking and already scared as he reaches for the doorknob*

When Tsuna opens the door, his mouth falls open at the sight of Mukuro pressing Kyouya against the wall, biting down onto the prefect's neck and causing moans to escape his mouth.

Tsuna: Hiiiiiiii?! *faints out of shock*

Emotive: *appears out of no where with video cam in hand* Kekeke, now that is worthy of the World's Most Perverted Prank!

Mukuro: Kufufu…

Kyouya: *scowls and blushes*

Next morning and back at the Dare Base.

Emotive: Dares from BlackRoseMuffin!

Thanks for doing my dares, guys! You're the best, I swear.

Ahaha... -smiles like Yamamoto usually smiles- Mukuro-sama, please be prepared. -glomps him after a moment, screaming "I LOVE YOU!" and kissing him a lot-

Ahem. Thank you.

Anyway, here are my dares.

Bel... I dare you to confess your love for Fran in the most romantic way you can think of (like giving him flowers and say, "I love you"; show him into a room filled with stuff that would be very useful for what Tsuna has to do every chapter, shove Fran onto the bed, and plant kisses on his skin, and when you reach his throat, whisper, "I love you"; etc. You know, stuff like that. Though I would really like to see you do the second example and how Fran reacts.)

Kyou-chan, I dare you to kiss Dino.

GUARDIANS! I dare you all to dress like someone that's NOT a guardian and act like them!

Mukuro-sama, please sing your theme for me? -smiles as cutely as possible- Please? -hopeful-

Ah... Here's my last dare. Hm... Squalo and Xanxus! I dare you two to get married to each other! (Squalo's the wife, haha.)

Thanks! Bye, everyone!

Mukuro: *sweatdrops at BlackRoseMuffin's affectionate gestures* You're welcome?

Belphegor: What love?

Emotive: Just do it before I destroy your tiara.

Belphegor: It's a crown!

Emotive: Says you.

Belphegor: *growls and stalks off to prepare love confession*

Emotive: This is gonna be good… So it's gonna be in story format! (XD)

[SCREEN FLICKERS]

Belphegor, or Bel for short, and Fran walked along the river side in Namimori, hearing the distant hustle and bustle of the annual Sakura Festival that was taking place a few blocks away. The Varia were called to Namimori for some important mafia business for the Vongola Decimo, but they had time to spare and decided to attend the festival to see just how the Japanese celebrated the blossoming of their national flower. The rest of the Varia was still at the festival, probably causing some ruckus, but the senpai and kouhai decided that they wanted a little time alone.

Especially Bel, since he had something very important to tell the newest recruit.

"Senpai, this looks like a good spot," said the drawling voice of the younger assassin that made Bel shiver slightly.

"Right," the blond said and he took a deep breath as he turned back towards Fran.

Bel scanned the younger assassin from beneath his bangs. Though he himself was wearing casual clothing, Fran had insisted on wearing a yukata for the occasion. Right now, he was donning a purple yukata with a red obi. The opening on the front left a considerable amount of skin exposed, but it wasn't like Bel was complaining, though it kind of ticked him off that Fran refused to remove his gigantic frog hat, which looked odd combined with the yukata and drew many stares from the festival goers.

"The fireworks are going to start soon senpai," said Fran, eyes looking up at the sky expectedly.

That's right. That's why they left the festival in the first place, to find a good place to watch the fireworks. But there was another reason for that, a reason that was very deep and personal for Bel.

"Fran," Bel said, capturing the younger's attention again.

"Yes senpai?"

"I have something important to tell you."

Fran straightened himself up and fully turned his body towards Bel, the shoulder of his yukata slipping off slightly and revealing a larger v of skin that tested Bel's self-control.

"What is it?"

Though Fran had an impassive face, the way he said those three words sounded so innocent. Bel swallowed thickly as he approached his kouhai, hand reaching up and cupping the younger's cheek. Fran's head twitches slightly, but he didn't move away, which only boosted Bel's confidence.

"I…" the prince started, but found he couldn't say those three simple words.

In the distance, there was a loud whistling sound and a moment later, a red firework burst in the air. Fran turned his head away from Bel's and his eyes lit up with the bright colors of the fireworks that followed, causing Bel's breath to hitch in his throat at the beauty of his kouhai's face.

Suddenly, the prince couldn't take it anymore and he cupped Fran's face with both his hands, gently forcing him to look back at him. Bel's heart was thumping against his chest as he leaned closer to Fran, their faces just centimeters away from each other.

"Fran… I love you," Bel breathed onto his kouhai's face and he closed the distance, sealing his confession with a kiss.

Fran's eyes go wide for a moment, but then they slowly closed and the young assassin puckered his own lips to return the kiss that was given to him.

And that was all Bel needed to know if Fran loved him too.

[SCREEN FLICKERS]

BelxFran Fangirls: Awwwwwww!

Males: …

Belphegor & Fran: *looks away from each other, blushing*

Emotive: That was so random and short…

Kyouya: *goes up to Dino*

Dino: Kyouya?

Kyouya: *grabs Dino and kisses him*

Emotive: *bites lip as restrains herself from pummeling Dino because she is not and will never be a D18 fan*

Kyouya: *pulls away*

Dino: *blushing* Why Kyouya, I had no idea that you felt that way abut me.

Emotive: *eyes twitches and grabs a pillow to scream into*

Dino: *blinks* Emo-san, you okay?

Emotive: *tosses pillow over shoulder where it hits Oregano on the head*

Oregano: *looks up, confused*

Emotive: Just fine Dino! Now the Guardians must play dress up again!

Guardians: *groans*

Emotive: *picks from Hat of Random Doom*

Tsuna: I have a bad feeling…

Emotive: Tsuna must dress as Uni! OMFG!

Tsuna & Uni: *blush*

Emotive: Hayato must dress as… Levi! ROFLMAO!

Hayato: *groans*

Emotive: Lesse… Takeshi must dress up as … Nana! OMFG! ROFLMFAO!!!!

Takeshi: *sweatdrops and nervous smile* Ahaha… ha…

Emotive: Oh God… *wipes tears from eyes* Kyouya must dress as… Colonnello!

Kyouya: *glares at Colonnello*

Colonnello: Hey, not my fault. At least you'll still look cool, unlike the others.

Tsuna, Hayato, & Takeshi: Hey!

Emotive: Mukuro must dress as… Aria?!

Mukuro: *sighs* Oya…

Aria: You should be glad I don't wear such girly clothes.

Mukuro: *shrugs*

Emotive: Ryohei must dress as… Fon?!

Ryohei: TO THE EXTREME! *shadow boxes*

Emotive: Hm… and now, Lambo must dress as… Oregano?!

Oregano: Someone say my name?

Iemitsu: Just sit and watch Oregano.

Oregano: Yes, Iemitsu-sama.

Emotive: At least Lambo would be wearing a suit… though it'll be a woman's suit…

Guardians: *dresses up as who they're supposed to dress up as*

Emotive: *snaps pics* Wow, nice cosplays guys.

Guardians (minus Hayato): *smiles*

Hayato: *scowls*

Emotive: Mukuro! I lurves your song! Please sing it!

Mukuro: Alright… *takes mic*

Cool techno jazz music starts to play.

Mukuro: Masaka boku ga kono te de. Kimi ni fureru nante ne. Kimi ha sono ama sa yue. Boku ni nottorareru. Goran boku no oddoai. Obie ta kao utsusu yo. "Aete ureshii desu yo" Nante beta sugi desu. (Kufufu) Saa boku to keiyaku shimasen ka? Kioku nakusu sono mae ni. (*sways hips to chorus*) Kufufu kufufu kufufu no fu. Odorasete agemasu yo kimi no karunevaare Junsui de utsukushii sekai ni nareba. Ayatsurareta kimi ha boku to eien no sanba! Raku ni shite agemasu yo. Kimi ga negai kou nara. "Isshun de ii desu ka?" Oya oya, towa ni desu ka. (Kufufu) Naku nante riyuu ga wakaranai. Boku ga warui mitai desu. (*sways hips to chorus*) Kufufu kufufu kufufu no fu. Kidzukasete agemasu yo. Kimi no unmei wo. Suteppu wo fumi nagara. Koware hajimeru. Kanashii me no kimi wa boku no. Itoshii omocha (desu ka ne?). Saa boku to keiyaku shimasen ka? Kioku nakusu sono mae ni. (*sways hips to chorus*) Kufufu kufufu kufufu no fu. Odorasete agemasu yo kimi no karunevaare. Junsui de utsukushii sekai ni nareba. Ayatsurareta kimi wa boku to eien no sanba!

Music fades.

Everyone: *claps and cheers*

Mukuro Fangirls: *squeals and cheers and squeals some more* (XD)

Emotive: Whoooooooo! Mukuro! (XD)

Mukuro: Kufufu, arigato gozaimasu. *bows*

Emotive: I might be getting addicted to that song… just like Sakura Addiction (:D).

Hayato: You get addicted to almost all of the anime songs in your iPod.

Emotive: And the keyword there is almost. Well, now we have to get ready for another wedding!

Xanxus: *already wearing his tux*

Squalo: There is no way I'm wearing a fucking wedding dress!

Emotive: But you're supposed to be the wife.

Squalo: I'm a fucking guy!

Emotive: We all know you like to fuck guys, but that's not the point!

Squalo: *eye twitch*

Lussuria: I'll put it on Squa-chan! *tackles Squalo*

Squalo: Get off me you fucking gaylord!

A struggle later:

Squalo: *wearing a very cute and modern wedding dress that compliments his now short hair*

Emotive: *taking pictures* This will look great in the wedding album!

Wedding bells ring once again and Xanxus and Squalo exchange vows, however reluctantly.

Lussuria: *blows nose* It's so beautiful!

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Emotive: Okay, here's a dare from T3hTarotJoker!

... My only real comment is pft. Genius.

And now for the dare. Yes, singular, I'm giving you a break. Sort of.

Gokudera, I dare you to kiss everyone except Tsuna. In particular Ryohei, Yamamoto, Bianchi (platonic), Byakuran, Gamma, Skull, Chikusa and Bel. But everyone else too. On the lips (except for Bianchi). And enjoy it.

Emotive: I like your comment. It's short, sweet, and to the point!

Hayato: I thought I was the genius here.

Belphegor: You're not the only one.

Hayato: Go fuck your frog!

Fran: *blink*

Emotive: Nice one Hayato. Now you have to go kiss everyone… except Tsuna.

Hayato: *eye twitch*

Bianchi: Come now Hayato. A kiss on the cheek won't hurt. *is wearing goggles*

Hayato: *kisses Bianchi on the cheek*

Emotive: *takes a pic*

Hayato: *grabs Ryohei, Takeshi, Byakuran, Gamma, Skull, Chikusa, and Bel and kisses them on the lips*

Emotive: *snaps pics like crazy*

Hayato: *nearly gets bitten to death after kissing Kyouya*

Emotive: LOL *pics*

Many Hayato kisses later:

Everyone who doesn't like getting kissed by Hayato: *spits and wipes mouths*

Lussuria: Oh, what a wonderful kiss from such a handsome boy!

Emotive: I'm glad I wasn't specified.

Hayato: Should I…?

Emotive: Unless you want your peener cut off by Ralph the Chainsaw, then I don't think so.

Hayato: *inches away from Emotive*

Emotive: Right, so, here's dares from hayato bomber!

sup me again *grins evily*

Emo-chan:I dare you not to hurt any of the other females for the rest of the chapter in any way shape or form.

Takashi:I dare you to sleep with Bianchi.

Tsuna:I dare you to make out with Kyoko in front of Ryhoei and not get killed afterwords.

:I dare you to kiss lussaria.

Hibari:I dare you yo stay at a love hotel with Miroku FOR 3 DAYS.

Fon: I dare you to dress up as Reborn and challange him to a gunfight.

Lambo: I dare you to glomp the person directly across from you and kiss them.

Skull: I dare you to ask Viper to bare your children.

Ryhoei: I dare you to give up on boxing for a week and if ya dont you have to stay locked in a closet with Lussaria for a week.

EVERYONE:I dare everyone (except Hayato) to say one bad thing about baseball in front of Takashi while hes tied to a chair.

See ya later.

P. RULES

P.S.'s a little fairy girl

Hayato: Yes! Someone has finally acknowledged my pure awesome-ness! *looks at Tsuna with shining eyes*

Tsuna: *not listening for he is busy doing… Tsuna stuff*

Hayato: (T~T)

Kyouya: I dare you to say that again herbivore. *readies tonfas*

Emotive: Pfft, fine, but unless I'm dared to, I am forced to hurt them. Otherwise, I will keep my hands off of them… for this chapter. *glares at girls*

Females: *shiver*

Takeshi: Sleep with Bianchi? As in a nap?

Emotive: Yes Takeshi. A nice and refreshing nap.

Bianchi: *already sleeping on a futon with a Reborn plushie next to her*

Takeshi: Okay then. I am kinda tired. *sleeps next to Bianchi*

Emotive: *Phew*

Both Bianchi and Takeshi roll over in their sleep and end up hugging each other.

Emotive: *restrains self from hurting anyone* Well then… Tsuna must now make out with Kyoko… *eye twitch*

Tsuna: *blushes furiously as he stands in front of Kyoko*

Kyoko: *blinks* Tsuna-kun?

Ryohei: *standing next to Kyoko* Sawada?

Tsuna: Please don't think bad things about me Kyoko-chan. *cups Kyoko's face and kisses her*

Ryohei: *jaw falls open in shock*

Emotive: *grabs pillow and screams into it*

One straight pairing make out session later:

Emotive: *sets aside Destroy Kyoko plans* Well then, Shamal, kiss Lussuria.

Shamal: I am not gay unlike the rest of you!

Emotive: Nonsense, everyone's gay! *pushes Shamal towards Lussuria*

Lussuria: *makes weird gay noise as he puckers his lips and plants one on Shamal*

Shamal: Gyaaaaaah! I am traumatized! *flees*

Lussuria: *giggles*

Emotive: Who the hell is Miroku?!

Everyone: *shrugs*

Emotive: The only Miroku I know is from Inuyasha! But maybe you're talking about Mukuro?

Everyone: *shrugs*

Emotive: Well… let's just go with Mukuro! *grabs Mukuro and Kyouya and transports them to a love hotel*

Mukuro: Kufufu, there's even a vibrating bed.

Kyouya: …

Emotive: Have fun and see 'ya in three days! *seals off all exits*

Three days later:

Kyouya & Mukuro: *both come back to the Dare Base with limps*

Everyone: (O.O)

Emotive: Ooh, it seems that these two like to switch. *grins perversely*

Kyouya & Mukuro: *light blush*

Emotive: Fonny! Please do your dare!

Fon: *dresses in a black suit and a fedora* Reborn, I challenge you to a gunfight!

Reborn: Bring it monkey man.

Emotive: *dodges behind a concrete pillar as triggers are pulled*

Tsuna: Hiiii! *covers ears*

Fon: *gets shot in the shoulder* Gah! *red liquid drips from shoulder*

Emotive: *gasp* Fonny!

I-Pin: Shishou!

Reborn: Don't worry; I only used a blood splatter bullet.

Fon: *smiles and is actually okay*

Emotive: *Phew* Don't scare me like that…

Fon: Gomen. *smiles apologetically*

Emotive: *blush* Well, anyway Lambo must-

Lambo: Nyahahahaha! *glomps and kisses the person in front of him*

Kyoko: *happened to be in front of Lambo* Aw, Lambo-chan is so sweet! *gives Lambo candy*

Lambo: Lambo-san got candy!

Emotive: Dang, that didn't go according to plan…

Skull: Viper-senpai.

Viper: What is it?

Skull: Will you bear my children?

Viper: … I'm a guy.

Emotive: That doesn't stop all those yummy mpreg fics out there.

Males: *cringes*

Ryohei: I DON'T WANT TO BE LOCKED IN A CLOSET WITH LUSSURIA! *sits down stubbornly*

Emotive: Let's see how long he can last.

Three days later:

Ryohei: *rocking back and forth* I'm just training my body… I'm just training my body… I'm just training my body…

Emotive: He might make it.

Two days later:

Ryohei: *is laying on the floor in a fetal position and sucking his thumb*

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Emotive: *snaps a pic* Blackmail material!

Another two days:

Ryohei: *is practically dead*

Emotive: *holds up electric pumping machine thing that doctors use when reviving patients* Clear! *shocks Ryohei*

Ryohei: *makes a sound akin to "Bzzzzzzzt!!"*

Emotive: He lives!

Ryohei: TO THE EXTREME! *begins shadow boxing*

Emotive: This'll be fun. *ties Takeshi onto a chair*

Takeshi: *blinks* Eh?

Everyone: *says one bad thing about baseball*

Emotive: It's a stupid sport anyway.

Takeshi: *looks about ready to go Hulk*

Emotive: Uh-oh.

One Takeshi Hulk scene later:

Emotive: Well, that was a scary side of Takeshi that I wouldn't mind seeing again.

Hayato: *limping for an entirely different reason* Are you insane?!

Emotive: Yes.

Hayato: Look at what he did to me all because I said baseball sucks balls!

Takeshi: *glare* Did you say something Gokudera?

Hayato: *shiver* Eh, uh, nothing! Nothing at all!

Takeshi: *smiles as if nothing has happened* Okay!

Emotive: O~kay… Now here is Bel fangirl kaitlin177!

Tyler: I think you pissed off a lot of people with that last review

Kaitlin: Shut Up

Tyler: Why should I

Kaitlin: Cause I can really hurt you oh and Emo-chan you missed my dare but that is alright and here is hibari and mukuro cake a new dare now Gamma you are suply eletrity to a town with your flames and Bel devorice Viper and marry me so there take that viper

hibari it took so long because the colors have 2 or 3 colors to it and i started a year ago yes you are a perv and you never ever will be able to beat fon

emo-chan thanks

Skull don't worry i think your cute but in a little brother way

Viper lier

Xanxus and squalo you can't hurt me if you can't find me

Lussuria thats ok i was just trying to make a point

Tyler your so stupid kaitlin

kaitlin shut up your my split personality

tyler and why am i a boy

kaitlin don't know Bye-bi Ushishishi~

Emotive: I missed your dare?! I missed your dare?! Tsuke! I missed Kaitlin's dare! *cries on Tsuna's shoulder*

Tsuna: *sweatdrop + smile as he pats Emotive's back*

Hayato: She gave you a Hibari and Mukuro cake.

Emotive: *cheers up* She did?! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! *eats Kyouya and Mukuro cake like a hungry hobo*

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Kyouya: Hn, weak herbivore. *referring to Kaitlin taking so long in her black belt*

Emotive: Mmph! *mouth full of cake*

Tsuna: Ano, Gamma-san, you have to be hooked up to a big electricity sucking machine now.

Gamma: Hm, fine. *gets hooked up to machine and supplies electricity to the whole town*

Emotive: *swallows cake* He's eco-friendly folks! Unless you provoke him, which then will cause the destruction of the town!

Belphegor: Divorce is such a long process.

Viper: No it's not. Our marriage certificate is only an illusion anyway.

Belphegor: Oh. Then that makes things much easier.

Viper: I can do the same for you and your fangirl.

Belphegor: All she has to do is sign it.

Emotive: Everyone can hear you guys you know.

Belphegor & Viper: So?

Emotive: Okay… here're dares from CH0C0CANDYZ!

Sorry Tsuna, forgot to suppress my inner evil yaoi fangirl, so I give you this ointment made from traditional homemade special recipe.(_ _)*bows*

Since Tsuna might have a soreback now, I will let him off with no smut scenes. *trying very hard to suppress inner evil fangirl*

Okays, now some dares:

, you must act like a cat and loves to eat tuna!!

2.I dare Hibari to act like something or someone he hates. (Hibari, you cannot find me since I live somewhere not on the world map. If you want to find me, here is a hint: I live in Asia.)

3.I want Gokudera to act as Tsuna's worrying mother, Yamamoto as the carefree father, Gitto as the elder brother, Hibari as Tsuna's boyfriend and Mukuro as Tsuna's stalker( he does indeed look like a stalker) for the whole next chapter!!

Tsuna: Arigato CH0C0CANDYZ-san. *smiles all Tsuna-like*

Emotive: Here kitty, kitty, kitty. *hold out some tuna on a plate*

Tsuna: Meow! *eats tuna*

Emotive: Save some for me! *eats a piece of tuna*

Kyouya: Wait… how can this place in which you live in not be on the map if you live in Asia?

Emotive: Maybe she lives in a place called Asia which is on another planet.

Hayato: Everyone who goes to this site lives on another planet.

Tsuna: Meow. *licks "paw"*

Kyouya: I hate that person, so why would I act like him?

Emotive: Because it will get you a fight?

Kyouya: *does dare* Kufufu, will it really?

Mukuro: Oya oya, there's not enough room for two Mukuros in this world.

Kyouya: Kufufu, then we shall see who survives.

Emotive: *sigh* Let's move on to the next scene before a fight break outs.

Hayato: I have to be Juudaime's what?!

Emotive: You're his worrying mother, Takeshi is his carefree father, Giotto is his older brother, Kyouya is his boyfriend, and Mukuro is his stalker. Oh, and I agree with CH0C0CANDYZ. Mukuro definitely is stalker material.

Mukuro: *frowns* Why do you think so lowly of me?

Emotive: I think your "take over Tsuna's body" bit speaks for itself.

Everyone: *nods head in agreement*

Kyouya: Hn… *places a possessive hand around Tsuna's waist*

Tsuna: *blush* Hi-Hibari-san.

Giotto: *sly smile* Don't you two look cute together.

Emotive: I know right?

Takeshi: Ahaha, just make sure to use a condom Tsuna!

Tsuna: Otousan! *acting as if Takeshi is his father*

Hayato: I'd rather him not do anything like that at his age!

Tsuna: *blushes more*

Emotive: Moving on! Here's Minatsuki Nami-Chan!

I also heard about the Bagyo Ondoy I watch TV patrol world everyday...and I also donated clothes and money *throws clothes and money to a donation box*

sori if i gave too much cookies and cake...

ok!lets go to my dares:

I dare Fon to French kiss Hibari(im so bored)

I dare Tsuna's box weapon to play with Hibari's box weapon...well the masters should be playing too!!3

I dare Emo-chan to try speaking in Cebuano with the accent also...well at least try...I suck at Tagalog cause I am slang even though I speak Cebuano XD

ok!!that's all so short T_T

another gift!!*gives dried mangoes,otap and lechon pork* share it with everybody!! 3

Emotive: OMG! Kababayan ko! Napakabait mo talaga tropa! *high fives Nami-chan*

Everyone: ??? *has no idea what Emotive just said*

Emotive: I hope all my kababayan readers are doing okay as well! Super Typhoon Parma (local name, Pepeng) was a doozy! Though I live over at the West coast instead of the East…

Fon: My regards as well. *pulls Kyouya into a french kiss*

Emotive: *taking pictures* I love this pairing!

Kyouya: *blushing as he pulls away*

Fon: *smiles* You look cute when you blush.

Kyouya: Shut up.

Giotto: Hibari-kun, are you cheating on my little brother?!

Kyouya: He came onto me! *points at Fon*

Hayato: If you won't be faithful to my son, then I suggest you leave. *crosses arms sternly*

Takeshi: Maa maa, don't be too hard on him.

Mukuro: Kufufu, if you don't want Hibari-kun to be your son's partner, then I am more then capable of being faithful to him.

Hayato: Over my dead body!

Tsuna: *sweatdrops* Don't I have a say in this? *summons lion*

Kyouya: I can make you forgive me anyway. *summons hedgehog*

Lion & Hedgehog: *plays with each other*

Kyouya: *pulls Tsuna into a vacant room*

Hayato: *stutters*

Takeshi: See, they're already forgiving each other.

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Emotive: I have to speak Cebuano… problem is, I don't know any Cebuano!

Hayato: How many languages can you speak?

Emotive: Well, there's English of course, I'm very fluent in that, and Tagalog, though there are still lots of words that I don't know, and a little Japanese and Spanish.

Everyone: (O.O)

Emotive: I might even be interested in learning Italian or French. But anyway, yay! I lurves dried mangos and lechon baboy! *munches on mangos and pork*

Everyone else: *slowly munches on strange food*

Emotive: (^.^) Now here's a little something from iBel!

Ciao...su...*is still shaking from angryness*

OKAY! i want to do ...a very very VERY D That would be awesome becuse my friends is very worried about me throwing things everytime i think of him... second dare. I dare Fran to dress up as a nekomaid! :'DD And Bel will rape him! Becuse that is pure awesomeness! Kufufufu~

And i want to hug Bel ...*chough*andmarryhim*cough* AHEM..*thinks*

I want Mukuro-sama to dance the eternal samba with Fran and be an over-caring parent to Fran. ^^ Becuse i decided that Mukuro is Fran's master AND SO IT SHALL BE OR I KILL U TO THE EXTREME~DESU! D:3) ^^ ROCK ON~DESU~~

Emotive: O~kay… I'm a little confused at the first dare, but we shall do the second dare!

Fran: I don't want to wear a stupid nekomaid dress.

Emotive: Which means you do want to wear it! *quickly changes Fran's clothes*

Fran: Oh joy. *wearing a purple maid dress with purple cat ears and a tail… of course, his stupid hat has been removed*

Belphegor: C'mere peasant. *grabs Fran*

Emotive: Hold on Bel, iBel wants to hug you.

Fran: So Bel has to be hugged by iBel… that sounds weird.

Emotive: I know right? *lets iBel into Dare Base*

iBel: Kya! *hugs Bel* Bye-bi! *leaves Dare Base*

Emotive: Well then Bel, you can go rape Fran now. But don't be too rough on him.

Belphegor: Then it wouldn't be called rape. *drags Fran into a love room and locks the door behind him*

Emotive: True that. And sure iBel, you can marry Bel. He is a prince and I'm sure he can have more then one wife/partner… and it helps that Viper can just illusionise your marriage certificate.

Viper: I'm sure that's against the law.

Emotive: You guys are assassins. When have you ever followed the law?

Viper: Good point.

Emotive: Moving onto to Yoshikuni3!

Miow first review of mine for this fanfic AMAZING! Love it also a hatred of straight pairings shud b set up I am also an anti-fan of straight pairings =p *pulls Tongue at them*

A max of 5 *cries* o well onto the dares =]

1# Bel and Gokudera (sowwy I love u both) I dare u 2 strip into nothing but ur undies and demonstrate sex positions for the rest of the KHR crew.

2# Yamamoto and Gokudera (loves 8059 sighs affectionatly) I dare gokudera to sit on yamamoto's knee and let him bounce him up and down like u wud do to a baby, gokudera must giggle whilst being bounced and beg big Yama not to stop.

3# Gokudera and Tsuna. Gokudera I dare u 2 pull tsuna's pants and undies down put him over you knee and spank him and u both must enjoy it and cruely if he whimpers u must spank harder. Also everytime u spank him u must say something that annoys u about him and no saying " but he's the tenth I don't hate anything about him" or emotive will put u ova her knee. Mwahaha!

4/5# TYL Squalo I dare you to replace all of the path to becoming the sword emporer DVD's u made for Yamamoto with porn videos of every gokudera pairing that ever existed except 8059 ( they obviously need to be produced first ;-) and I dare Yamamoto to watch all of them without moving a muscle. (poor frustrated jelous Yama)

All right that was really long but I love this fic and you!

Emotive: Yay! Another straight pairing hater! Maybe I should make a club about this…

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Emotive: *Ahem* Well, Bel is a little busy at the moment…

Belphegor: *leaves love room*

Emotive: *grabs him and shakes him* Where is Fran?!

Fran: *leaves love room with a slight limp* Right here.

Belphegor: He's all right.

Emotive: *sigh of relief* You and your rapist ways… anyway, you must demonstrate different sex positions with Hayato now.

Hayato: I have to do what now?

Emotive: Kekeke… *strips Bel and Hayato down to their underwear* Everyone, take notes!

Belphegor: I'm the seme.

Hayato: Like hell you are!

Emotive: I choose Bel as the seme because he's a sadistic bastard.

Hayato: *grumbles*

Belphegor: *pushes Hayato onto the floor where he straddles him* Position number one, the most common position. It benefits both the seme and uke in terms of pleasure.

Hayato: *blush*

Emotive: *takes notes*

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Belphegor: Of course, in this position, the uke can wrap his legs around the seme's waist –

Hayato: *wraps legs around Bel's waist*

Belphegor: - or the seme can place the uke's legs over his shoulders for better access. *places Hayato's legs over his shoulders*

Emotive: *takes pictures*

Belphegor: Position number two, another common position, is both the uke and the seme being on all fours with the seme behind the uke.

Hayato: *flips onto his stomach and pushes himself up onto all fours*

Belphegor: *kneels over Hayato, arms around his waist* This is a less favorable position because the seme and uke would not be able to make eye contact with each other. But even though this is mostly favored for one night stands or a quick fuck, intimate couples use this position as well.

Emotive: *taking more pictures*

Belphegor: *gets up and pulls Hayato up with him*

Hayato: Ow, hey! Don't pull so hard!

Emotive: *snickers*

Hayato: I didn't mean it like that you pervert!

Belphegor: Moving on to position number three. *shoves Hayato against the wall*

Hayato: Oof!

Belphegor: This is commonly known as the Wall Position. When there is no place to lay down – or if the couple's just kinky – then they may try this position, though it means more work for the seme because he has to support his uke's full weight.

Hayato: Hey, you better not do anything – ah!

Belphegor: *has lifted Hayato up and wrapped the bomber's legs around his waist, supporting him fully* It also means that both the seme and uke has to use most of their will power to prevent their legs from giving out. Like I said, more work for the seme.

Hayato: *blushing like crazy* Can we wrap this up now?

Belphegor: *grins* In a minute. *sets Hayato down and sits down on a chair, pulling Hayato into his lap* Position number four, the Riding Position.

Emotive: Kya! *snapping pictures*

Belphegor: This is where the uke has to work for his pleasure by "riding" the seme. That means he has to move up and down while –

Hayato: Don't get into any details you bastard!

Belphegor: Ushishishi…

The two demonstrate more sex positions and every male in the building might have puked out a lifetime of lunches while all the innocent are either severely traumatized or still very innocent because they had no idea what the two were doing.

Emotive: *sighs fondly* Yaoi is the greatest…

Males: No, it's not.

Emotive: Says you and a couple of my friends! *harrumphs* Oh Takeshi!

Takeshi: Hai hai *smiles as he pulls Hayato onto his knee and starts bouncing him*

Hayato: *is fully clothed and starts… giggling…* Don't stop Yama-kun!

Emotive: *twitch* Yama… kun… *twitch*

Takeshi: *smirks almost slyly* Say it again Gokudera. *bounces Hayato*

Hayato: *blush* Don't… stop…

Emotive: *pinches nose*

A little while later:

Emotive: Oh Re~born!

Reborn: What?

Emotive: Can you test this new bullet for me? *holds up a black bullet*

Reborn: Hm? What does it do? *takes bullet*

Emotive: Shoot Hayato with it and you'll see.

Reborn: Hm, fine. *loads Leon with the black bullet and shoots Hayato with it*

Hayato: *falls off of Takeshi's knee*

Takeshi: *blinks* Gokudera?

Emotive: Three… two… one…

Hayato: *gets up and has a dull look in his eyes* Tsunayoshi…

Everyone: *collective dramatic gasp*

Emotive: It works! My Dare Bullet works!

Tsuna: *blinks* Eh? Did Gokudera-kun just call me by my real name?

Emotive: *pulls Tsuna's pants down along with boxers and pushes him towards Hayato*

Hayato: *pulls Tsuna over his knee, exposing his bare rear*

Tsuna: Hiiii! Wha-What're you doing Gokudera-kun?!

Hayato: *spanks Tsuna* Your voice is so high-pitched that I almost find my eardrums are about to burst!

Tsuna: Hiiii!

Emotive: I agree with Hayato there though…

Everyone: *nods head*

Hayato: *continues spanking Tsuna*

Emotive: *pulls a curtain over them* Let's move on shall we?

Reborn: So, that was a Dare Bullet?

Emotive: Yup! Whoever gets shot with it must do the dare assigned to them.

Reborn: Why don't you use those bullets instead of threatening us?

Emotive: I only have a few. I can't use them all the time. Anyway *ties Takeshi to a chair*

Takeshi: Again?

Squalo: Vrrrrooooiiii! Yes again! *takes out familiar DVD*

Takeshi: Hey, aren't those the Path of becoming the Sword Emperor DVDs that you made for me?

Squalo & Emotive: *grins sadistically* Not anymore.

Squalo places the disc into the DVD player and plays it. Suddenly, it shows Hayato having sex with Belphegor, Kyouya, Tsuna, Shamal, Ryohei, Mukuro, Dino, and practically all the males in the series except for Takeshi.

Emotive: Whoa, wait a mo' and rewind! *rewinds disc* Is that TYA and TYL Hayato going at it?

Squalo: I believe so.

Emotive: Cool, but I think that qualifies as masturbating… though it is pretty hot for you guys to do it with your future selves *grins*

Males (minus Takeshi): Don't even think about it!

Emotive: LOL, okay, okay. *makes a mental note about it* Let's check on Takeshi…

Takeshi: *soul is floating out of his mouth*

Emotive: Someone better put his soul back in 'cuz I ain't doin' it… and here are the many, many dares of Kajune!

I'll keep givining in dares until this story is finished!

I dare Tsuna, Gokudera, Ken, Glo Xinia and Gamma to each eat a cake made by Bianchi. Without dying, fainting and throwing up. Before eating, each one of them must say 'Thank you for the lovely desert, Bianchi-sama.' When finished, they must look happy as if they really loved it.

I dare Hibari to ride on Mukuro's back for the next 5 dares. No bitting, no pulling and scaring him.

I dare Uni to use Fuuta's ranking book to hit Lambo (Not TYL) On the head until he faints.

I dare Lussuria to kiss Ryohei on the cheek.

I dare Ryohei to kiss him back.

I dare Aria to beat up Verde until he faints.

I dare Basil to get rid of the unconsious Verde, by hiding him somewhere.

I dare Tsuna to go find him before he wakes up.

I dare Mukuro to carry Hibari in his arms for the next 5 dares. No making him unhappy but allowed to say sweet words.

I dare Yamamoto to make out wth Gokudera for 5 minutes.

I dare Lambo to hit his head on a piano until he faints.

I dare Levi to bury Lambo within a grave, no waking him up.

I dare Skull to go find him and dig him up and bring him bacK.

I dare Verde (If awake) To teach Tsuna about love.

I dare Rasiel to kiss Bel's lips.

I dare Bel to hug Rasiel back.

I dare Giotto (Vongola Primo) To make Tsuna's mother blush by using sweet words and kiss her cheek when she blushes.

I dare Vongola Secondo to beat up Xanxus and throw him into the lake.

I dare M.M. and Birds to go find and retrieve Xanxus.

I dare Emo (You) To write a M rated Story of 6918. Not TYL! 1 Chapter or 2 wll do. Genre Hurt/Comfort and Romance. Done whenever can.

I dare Chrome to beat up Ken with Mukuro's trident.

I dare Chikusa to deliver the final blow. No killing, but knocking out is fine.

I dare Viper to kiss Colonello on the cheek.

I dare Lal to slap Giotto as long as it takes for him to pass out. Next, Viper and Colonello.

I dare Mukuro (Again) To take Hibari dancing outside, for an hour.

I dare Shoichi to attack Byakuran with his Laptop.

I dare Kyoko to make Haru cry.

I dare Gokudera to cheer Haru up.

I dare Dino to restrain Hibari with his whip and run around Namimori naked, for 5 minutes.

I dare Mukuro (Again, Sorry) To play, tease, kiss or touch Hibari anyway he wants, stip if like, for an hour.

I dare Fon (or Fong) To fight Reborn who cannot use his gun, and win.

I dare Spanner, to take photos of Hibari's current status.

I dare Hibari, to say it in truth, what he feels right now.

I dare EVERYONE (Except tied up Hibari), to throw a bomb at Byakuran, afterwards, yell (Including Hibari) "THANK YOU FOR THE DARES AND PLEASE WATCH KHR!!!'

Done.

Everyone: (O.O)

Emotive: I love this fella!

Bianchi: *places a cake in front of Tsuna, Gokudera, Glo Xinia, and Gamma* Eat up boys. These were made with love. *she's wearing goggles of course*

Tsuna, Gokudera, Ken, Glo Xinia, & Gamma: *sweatdrops* Th-Thank you for the lovely dessert Bianchi-sama. *begins to eat*

One eating of a poison cake later:

Tsuna, Gokudera, Ken, Glo Xinia, & Gamma: *sporting twitchy smiles while suffering from a massive stomach ache*

Emotive: *transports all but Glo Xinia to the infirmary*

Glo Xinia: Wha-What about me? *stomach groans*

Emotive: *kicks Glo Xinia into the Pit of Eternal Darkness* I hate you bastard!

Glo Xinia: Aaaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!! *screams fade*

Kyouya: *sigh* I can't believe I agreed with this and am now crowding with you herbivores.

Mukuro: My back's free Hibari-kun. *beckons Kyouya closer*

Kyouya: *growls before he jumps onto Mukuro's back*

Emotive: *cough* Well then, here's Fuuta's ranking book Uni.

Uni: O-Okay… *hesitates*

Emotive: Should I use a Dare Bullet on you?

Uni: N-No! *hits Lambo as hard as she can… which is pretty hard considering she is a kind soul*

Lambo: (.) *knocked out*

Emotive: LOL. Anyway Lussuria, I know you like your dare-

Lussuria: *makes gay noise and kisses Ryohei on the cheek*

Ryohei: KISS HIM BACK TO THE EXTREME! *kisses Lussuria back*

Lussuria: *blushes and does fangirl/boy giddy pose which in Tagalog would be called kilig while making giddy/kilig noises*

Emotive: Now that was something you don't hear come out of Ryohei's mouth everyday.

Aria: *cracks knuckles and beat Verde to a pulp*

Verde: *is beaten to a pulp*

Emotive: She's the more violent of the Sky trio… I think… Wait, why is she violent?

Reborn: Beats me. Time of the month?

Males: *cringes*

Emotive: *grins* When it's that time for me, then you guys better watch out!

Males: *shudders*

Basil: *hides Verde's body in a woman's locker room*

Emotive: Go find Verde Tsuna.

Tsuna: Okay. *looks for Verde*

Verde: *wakes up in a locker and kicks it open*

Half naked if not naked girls in locker room: *screams and starts pelting things at Verde and calling him hentai*

Verde: *runs from locker rooms screaming*

Tsuna: *sweatdrops*

Emotive: Too late, he woke up.

Tsuna: Oh well…

Mukuro: *quickly transfers Kyouya from his back to his arms*

Kyouya: *glares with light blush*

Mukuro: Kufufu, you look so cute when you blush.

Kyouya: *still glaring*

Emotive: *snaps a pic* They look so cute together! But honestly, when they pair Kyouya with Mukuro or Takeshi, they make him the uke! He's older then them for Yaoi's sake!

Yaoi Fangirls: *whistles innocently*

Emotive: Must be the height rule… Anyway, whose dares are next?

Hayato: *raises hand* Baseball freak and I have to make out.

Emotive: Oh right. *raises video cam* Go ahead then.

Takeshi: *grins and pulls Hayato into a bruise-worthy kiss*

Five minutes later:

Takeshi & Hayato: *panting, out of breath, and sporting swollen lips*

Emotive: You can just feel the lust! I mean love! *splashes an unconscious Lambo with a bucket of water*

Lambo: *sputters* Huh? What? Where is Lambo-san?

Emotive: Lambo! That piano took your candy and the only way you can get it back is if you bang your head on it until you faint! *points to a white grand piano that has appeared out of no where*

Lambo: Give Lambo-san back his candy you stupid piano! *bangs his head on the piano and two minutes later, he faints*

Tsuna: You're evil and manipulative, you know that Emo-san?

Emotive: Sort of like Reborn right?

Reborn: No one is like me.

Emotive: True that, but some people may have traits like you.

Hayato: Why is there a piano in here anyway?

Emotive: For you to play?

Hayato: *doubtful look*

Levi: *digs a grave and dumps Lambo into it*

Lambo: *can sleep through a hurricane, let alone Levi dumping him into a grave*

Levi: *buries him*

Skull: *has finished his daily Sannin-Songo worship ritual* Uh, Emo-san…

Emotive: Go look for Lambo before he suffocates!

Skull: (O.O) O-Okay! *begins digging*

Reborn: Didn't know you cared about that brat.

Emotive: I don't, but I won't hear the end of it from Kyoko and Haru if he's just left there…

Reborn: True that…

Emotive: Hey! Don't copy me!

Reborn: *sweatdrop*

Verde: *has escaped from the girls in the locker room*

Tsuna: *blinks at Verde*

Verde: *sets thick leather bound books in front of Tsuna* I am here to teach you about love. *opens a dictionary* Love is a strong tender affection; deep devotion as to one's parent or child. It is also defined as the affection felt by two persons who are sexually attracted to one another. *closes dictionary and picks up another book* There are many theories about love, mainly in psychology books. There is this one theory - *drones on*

Tsuna: *has no idea what Verde is saying*

Everyone: *bored at Verde's lecture*

Emotive: *yawns*

Five hours later:

Verde: *closes book* And that concludes my lecture on love. Any questions?

Everyone: *asleep*

Tsuna: *drooling on dictionary*

Emotive: *busy reading a yaoi manga*

Verde: *sweatdrop* So, no one listened to me…

Emotive: *puts away manga* Pretty much. *pulls out a bullhorn and presses trigger*

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! *jumps up so high that they hit their heads on the ceiling*

Emotive: ROFLOL!

Everyone: *groans*

Verde: I think I'm deaf. *picks ear*

Emotive: Well, whatever. Rasiel, please do your dare before I bullhorn you at point blank.

Rasiel: (O.O) *quickly kisses Bel on the lips*

Emotive: Bel, same threat.

Belphegor: (O.O) *quickly hugs Rasiel*

Giotto: *approaches Nana and bows at her* You are lovelier then the loveliest flower, signora.

Nana: *blush* Oh my…

Emotive: She's easy to blush.

Giotto: *smiles and kisses Nana on the cheek*

Nana: *blushes a deeper red and starts to laugh nervously*

Iemitsu: *narrows eyes at Giotto*

Emotive: Don't do anything to him Iemitsu, or you won't exist.

Iemitsu: *grunts*

Giotto: *sweatdrops + nervous laugh*

Vongola II: *beats up Xanxus and throws him in the lake*

Varia: Boss!

Emotive: *rolls eyes* M.M. and Birds will find him.

M.M. & Birds: *goes off to find Xanxus*

Emotive: As for my dare, I don't know when I'll finish it, but I'll message you Kajune!

Chrome: *takes Mukuro's trident and whacks Ken like crazy*

Emotive: Whoa! *videos moment* She really has a lot of pent up fury at the shape shifter… boy… thing…

Chikusa: *delivers final blow on Ken*

Ken: *is knocked out*

Emotive: *turns towards Viper and Colonnello*

Viper: *kisses Colonnello on the cheek*

Colonnello: *blinks* Kora?

Viper: Pay up.

Emotive: It will be transferred to your account. Now Lal-

Lal: *beings slapping Giotto like crazy*

Emotive: This woman has no mercy!

It takes fifteen minutes for Lal to knock Giotto out, then five minutes for Viper and Colonnello.

Lal: *dead tired*

Emotive: Take a breather Lal.

Mukuro: *walks out of the Dare Base with Kyouya still in his arms* Come now, I shall show you a fun time!

Kyouya: *twitch*

An hour later:

Kyouya: *kicks down door to Dare Base and stomps inside*

Mukuro: *follows Kyouya* Oh come on! They weren't crowding you!

Kyouya: *growls* Stupid fucking pineapple head! Stupid fucking crowding herbivores!

Mukuro: Then why don't we go samba in my room? *wink*

Kyouya: *twitch* Kamikorosu! *chases Mukuro with tonfas at the ready*

Mukuro: *runs from Kyouya*

Emotive: O~kay…

Shouichi: Why would I attack Byakuran-sama?!

Emotive: *bonks Shouichi on the head*

Shouichi: *memories return* Oh yeah, that's why. *grabs laptop*

Byakuran: Now, now Shou-chan, there's no need to get vio-

Shouichi: *attacks Byakuran with his laptop*

A brutal laptop mauling scene later:

Emotive: That was fun to watch (:D)

Shouichi: Hmph…

Byakuran: (.)

Kyoko: How will I be able to make Haru-chan cry?

Emotive: *whispers to Kyoko*

Kyoko: Okay then…

Emotive: *pulls Haru out from the Pit*

Haru: Hahi?

Kyoko: Tsuna doesn't like you.

Haru: (T~T) Why?!

Emotive: Unsurprisingly easy.

Hayato: Here Haru. *gives Haru a picture of an adorable sleeping Tsuna*

Haru: (*O*)

Emotive: And where did you get that pic Hayato?

Hayato: *blushes and looks away* None of your beeswax!

Emotive: LOL, no one says beeswax anymore you out of date moron.

Hayato: *glares*

Dino: *restrains Kyouya with his whip before stripping*

Females (including Emotive: *stares at Dino with wide eyes*

Dino: Freedom! *runs round Namimori naked*

Kyouya: *struggles in Dino's whip*

Emotive: Make sure he doesn't get free. *pushes Tsuna towards tied up Kyouya*

Tsuna: Hibari-san, please don't break out of Dino's whip. *puppy dog eyes*

Kyouya: *freezes*

Mukuro: Kufufu, this will be fun. *approaches Kyouya with an mischievous glint in eyes*

Tsuna: *covers his ears and closes his eyes at the scene*

Emotive: Ooh, foreplay! *videos*

An hour later:

Mukuro: Kufufu… *has done many naughty things to tied up Kyouya*

Kyouya: *panting and red faced*

Emotive: Wow…

Fon: Fight me Reborn!

Reborn: *smirks* Just because I don't have a gun, doesn't mean I don't know self-defense!

Fon and Reborn begins to fight. Their vast knowledge of martial arts makes the battle last long but eventually, one comes out victorious.

Emotive: And the winner is… Fon!

Reborn: *smirks* Of course, even with my self-defense, I'm no master of martial arts.

Fon: *smiles* Actually, you are, but you haven't devoted your whole life to it.

Emotive: *nods head* True that.

Spanner; *taking photos to Kyouyas tied up and slightly erotic state*

Emotive: Gimme copies of those will'ya?

Spanner: You're going to have to pay.

Emotive: I'll pay ya' anything. You can sell those online too.

Spanner: I know.

Kyouya: How do I feel? I want to bite you herbivores to death and I feel like crap because my ass hurts!

Emotive: Yay for hurting asses!

Everyone: *stares at Emotive*

Emotive: Well… um… time to bomb Byakuran!

Byakuran: *unconscious on the floor*

Everyone: *bombs Byakuran*

Byakuran's body flies off somewhere because of the force of the bombs.

Everyone: THANK YOU FOR THE DARES AND PLEASE WATCH KHR!!!

Emotive: *claps* Yay! Now here's a first time darer angela123111!

First time doing this so I dare

Fon&Kyoya: Do anything to Tsuna who's wearing a skin tight maid outfit (no killing or fighting)

Squalo:Can't say VOI and be head of the Varia for a week

Ryohei: Can't say EXTREME or save his sister from whatever Emotive does to her

Xanxus:Kiss Tuna with tounge in front of everybody

Skull:Win against Reborn in anything

Emotive: *forces Tsuna to wear a skin tight maid outfit*

Tsuna: Ehhhh?! *tugs on mini skirt*

Emotive: *takes pic* Fon and Kyouya have permission to molest Tsuna!

Kyouya: *smirks*

Fon: *smiles*

Tsuna: *twitchy smile*

Fon and Kyouya take Tsuna into a love room, locking the door behind them.

Emotive: Well, so much yaoi!

Squalo: Vro-

Emotive: *smacks Squalo on the head* No saying the V-word!

Squalo: *grumbles*

Emotive: And since Xanxus has yet to be found… *wonders what's taking M.M. and Birds so long* You are the temporary leader of the Varia.

Squalo: Yes!

Ryohei: EXTRE-

Emotive: *smacks Ryohei on the head* Can't say the E-word either!

Ryohei: *pouts*

Emotive: *is weirded out by pouting Ryohei* Well, at least I get to be evil to Kyoko… but that's until the next chapter 'cuz I can't hurt the females this chapter…

M.M. & Birds: *brings back a soaking wet Xanxus*

Emotive: You guys took your time.

M.M. & Birds: *shrugs* It was a big lake.

Vongola II: *snickers*

Emotive: Well then Xanxus, just wait a while until Fon and Kyouya are finished.

A couple hours later:

Tsuna: *limping again*

Fon & Kyouya: *smiling and smirking respectively*

Xanxus: *pulls Tsuna into a tongue war*

Tsuna: *moans*

Emotive: Tongue war! Which I have yet to experience… *gloom*

Shamal: How about me Emo-chan? *wiggles eyebrows*

Emotive: *revs up Ralph the Chainsaw*

Shamal: (O.O) *runs from Emotive*

Emotive: Man, you're worst then Jiraiya… I declare a Most Punkish Face Contest!

Reborn: Who are the contestants?

Emotive: You and Skull.

Skull: Who wins? *is hopeful*

Emotive: Skull! (:D) *hands Skull a punk trophy*

Skull: Woohoo! I won against Reborn! *happy dances*

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Emotive: *shrugs* Best I can do on short notice… And heeeeeeeeere's iFran!

Hello there~ First, I want to hug Emo-san. And second, here's the dares:

Bel, I dare you to... uhh... just love Fran. ._. And um.. rape him... and yeah... stuff 8D!

And, um... Mukoru, I dare you to marry Hibari and have a huge wedding with many sakura's!

I dare Emo-san to be awesome, as she already is, but yeah.

Xanxus, I dare you to confess your love to Squalo and I dare Squalo talk to Xanxus WITHOUT screaming for gods sake.

I dare Tsuna to TRY to be seme on Reborn. :'D

AND I DARE VIPER TO DIVORCE WITH BEL :'D

That's all, cya ~

Fran: First an iBel and now and iFran? Who's next? iXanxus? iSqualo? iLussuria? The freakin' iVaria group?

Emotive: Sounds possible, but unlikely. And here's your hug iFran-chan! *hugs iFran*

Belphegor: *drags Fran into a love room, mumbling about "perverted rape-loving peasants"*

Emotive: Rape is love! No wait…

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Emotive: Another wedding! Yay! *plans sakura wedding* Damn, I hate sakuras… *is reminded up a certain pink-haired kunoichi*

Kyouya: Me too.

There's a big sakura-themed wedding, though both Mukuro and Kyouya are wearing tuxedos because neither of them will wear a wedding dress… Well, Mukuro would wear one if Kyouya wouldn't but everyone would think it's just too weird… No wait…

Mukuro: So, where do you want to go on our honeymoon? *wiggles eyebrows*

Kyouya: *rolls eyes*

Lussuria: *blows nose on hanky* There's so much love!

Emotive: I'm already awesome, but I'll try to be even more awesomer! *strikes awesome pose*

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Xanxus: I love you Squalo.

Squalo: *snort* We're already married.

Xanxus: Is it wrong for me to say that?

Squalo: *blushes slightly* No…

Emotive: Awwwwww! Aren't the two of them cute?!

Xanxus & Squalo: *glares at Emotive*

Tsuna: Me? Seme Reborn?

Emotive: It's possible… heck anything is possible when it comes to anime! And fanfiction in general… I find the weirdest lemons on …

Everyone: *doesn't even want to know*

Tsuna: Um… *walks up to Reborn and kisses him*

Reborn: *pushes Tsuna down and smirks* You're s thousand years to early to seme me, Dame-Tsuna.

Tsuna: Hiiii?!

Emotive: And let the molesting commence! … Not! *pulls Tsuna from out under Reborn*

Reborn: *pouts*

Emotive: Enough with the pouting! I hate pouting!

Tsuna: But you do it all the time.

Emotive: True that…

Viper: Like I said, out marriage certificate is an illusion, so Bel and I aren't really married.

Emotive: A relief to Bel fans everywhere! Now, here's Bambola Tempesta!

I am not a peasent Belphegor!

I'm a prince too!

(Bambi;But your a girl Temp-chan~)

Fine Princess. Not nearly as fun. =_=

ANYWAY

If I may~

Emo-chan you are quite amazing. May I hug you? :D

Also I have some dares.

I dare the Varia to sing Stand Up (LEAD)

I dare Xanxus to be nice to everyone he meets. except for Tsuna

I dare Emo-sempai to slap everyone excluding Belphegor, and Hibari :)

I dare Lusuria to act straight.

Wow... I can't think of anything o dare anyone but the Varia :O

. xD

Good luck with your fic~

Emotive: Yes you may! *hugs Temp-chan*

Varia: We have to sing what?!

Emotive: Ooh! I love that song! Especially since they showed a pic of Kyouya in winter clothes in the ending song! Kya! Kawai Kyouya-kun!

Kyouya: *glares*

Xanxus: Might as well start this… *grabs mic*

Music starts and each Varia grabs a mic:

Xanxus: One, two, three…

All Varia: Get it, on mada agaru tenshon kizuna in da sendou. Tsuki susumu no ha we'll rock it mada dont stop it. Wake up! Nari hibiku 10 count tobi tatsu yo tenka. Himeta chikara we'll rock it mada dont stop it! Get down jam on de mada don't stop it!

Squalo: Hello saikin choushi dou?

Belphegor: Hey yo!

Viper: Mechamecha zekkouchou!

Fran: Nara sassoku dengen on nishite music please!

Levi: Come on!

Lussuria: Ja iki masuka DJ play the song!

Xanxus: Mendou na koto keritoba shite rock on!! Zokkou suru michi nakaba suru souzou! Doudou to mune hatte ikitai hontou no tokoro omoi toori ni wa ikanai...

Belphegor: Kokoro dake ga itsumo sakibashiru otoko sora wo miwataseba kimagure na are. Toki ni tsumetaku yousha naku utsu ame daremo ga omoi moshinai shizumu kage!

Fran: Marumaru ichinen sanbyaku rokujuu go nichi tayasazu kick it! Chikara duyoi ishi. Karanaru hibi ga tsukuru ooki na michi sokode umare rusaranaru imi.

All Varia: Get it on mada agaru tenshon kizuna in da sendou. Tsuki susumu no ha we'll rock it mada dont stop it! Wake up! Nari hibiku ten count tobi tatsu yo tenka. Himeta chikara we'll rock it mada dont stop it! Get down jam on de mada don't stop it!

Squalo: Yowaki na kimochi ni naru to kashikomaru yokei umaku ikanakute tachi tomaru! Kizutsuku no ga kowae kara wo yaburu no ga kowae!

Lussuria: Demo sonnan minna onaji yan issho yan?

Levi: Nigedashi takunaru no wa touzen ima no ichi kara fumi dasu yuuki! Ippo demo nippon demo pesu wa jiyuu ni seikou shinakutemo e eyo a yo! Teikou suru shisei de seichou Take off 0 kachi karaizureha 1000 kachi renshou. Dendou iri no tabi e Let's GO!

All Varia: Get it on mada agaru tenshon kizuna in da sendou. Tsuki susumu no ha we'll rock it mada dont stop it! Wake up! Nari hibiku 10 count tobi tatsu yo tenka. Himeta chikara we'll rock it mada dont stop it! Get down jam on de mada don't stop it!

Viper: Itsudatte mukai kaze no naka de mou doushiyou mo naikurai cry na hibi de. Maruku natta tte shouganaishi matte tatte nan ni mo koya sen!

Xanxus: Zenzen OK jaa mairo u year 1, 2, 3, 4 choushi dooo!? Ah YO! Sonna kanji detsu iteki na minna ore kyuushuu danji!

All Varia: Get it on mada agaru tenshon kizuna in da sendou. Tsuki susumu no ha we'll rock it mada dont stop it! Wake up! Nari hibiku 10 count tobi tatsu yo tenka. Himeta chikara we'll rock it mada dont stop it! Get down jam on de mada don't stop it!

Xanxus: *with Squalo as his back up and the rest of the Varia singing the chorus* Nani ga yoi toka dame toka aruto kanaitoka. Ja nanto naku hanashinishite iki tai. About around. You turn of this way (modora n jikan) dakara yes! Just do it! Yatteru dakeja nanimo imi naikara. Yarete hajimete soko dekakkoiinonara. Suki na koto hodoyari tousu koto de shidai nidekai jibun ni deau kokode!

Music fades:

Everyone: *applause*

Varia: *takes a bow*

Emotive: I wonder how they can do that without rehearsing?

Hayato: Beats me. But they were good.

Emotive: Yes, yes they were… I love that song! (XD)

Tsuna: Ano, Emo-san, who's the next dare for?

Emotive: Xanxus, and he must be nice to everyone.

Xanxus: Hello everyone! Did you all have a nice day? *smiles*

Everyone: (O.O)

Emotive: Scary.

Xanxus: *glares at Tsuna*

Tsuna: Eep!

Xanxus: *smiles at everyone else*

Emotive: Slappin' time! *slaps Kyoko*

Kyoko: That hurt! *starts to tear up*

Ryohei: *can not do anything because of his dare*

Emotive: *slaps everyone else excluding Bel and Kyouya*

Everyone: *gasps and clutches cheek*

Belphegor & Kyouya: *smirks*

Emotive: *dusts hands* Righty-o, so Lussuria has to act straight again… aw man!

Lussuria: *Ahem* Hey, pretty lady, wanna have some fun tonight? *wraps an arm around Lal*

Lal: Get the fuck away from me!

Emotive: *hands Lal Ralph the chainsaw*

Lussuria: *runs from a chainsaw-wielding Lal*

Lal: *chases after Lussuria with Ralph purring in her hands*

Emotive: Well now, here's xTsukiyomiKali!

:3 I love your style of writing and the idea of allowing the reviewers to dare the cast. This fanfic. is AWESOME!

Anyways, I guess I'll have more 1827 dares.

Kyoya&&Tsunayoshi:Act out your most erotic dreams about each other.(SEND ME THE VIDEEO EMO-SAMA :D) andd let me glomp you twoo :3

Emo-chan:Send the video to EVERYONE you know, INCLUDING FAMILY MEMBERS :] or you can act like Haru for a day.

Dino:Tell us your most erotic dream EVER(DON'T LIE!)

And that's all... for this time -smirks-

-hands everyone a slice of Chocolate angel food cakee-

Bye :3

-Sincerly Kali

Emotive: My normal style or this script style because script style is actually not allowed.

Everyone: *le gasp*

Emotive: But if you won't tell, then we won't be having a problem. *wink* Besides, there are a lot of other dare fics script style stories out there, though in different series'.

Hayato: Thanks for the information. *sarcasm*

Emotive: Annoying octopus head.

Hayato: Stupid emo freak.

Emotive: Mommy issue.

Hayato: *le gasp*

Emotive: Yeah, I went there!

Kyouya & Tsuna: *are already acting out their erotic dreams in an alleyway*

Emotive: You made me miss the kinky action you stupid mommy issue octopus head!

Hayato: Don't blame me!

Kyouya & Tsuna: *are now acting out their erotic dreams in a bathtub*

Emotive: Damnit! Stop talking to me! *rushes off to video Kyouya and Tsuna*

Hayato: Hmph, pervert…

A few erotic dream role playing later:

Emotive: *sends xTsukiyomiKali a video copy* Hm, act like Haru for a day or send everyone I know the video… I choose the lesser evil, which is acting like effing Haru!

Tsuna: *sore backside* So you really don't want your family members to know about your obsession?

Emotive: Oh, a couple of my friends IRL know it and so do my brother and maybe my aunt and cousin, but if my parents ever found out… Oh my gay I don't even want to think about it! *shudder*

Tsuna: I guess that's true. Most parents would be shocked about their child's fetishes.

Emotive: Yeah, my parents are like most parents, though I sometimes wish they weren't…

Hayato: Aren't you supposed to be acting like Haru?

Emotive: *rolls eyes* Tsuna-san! I am going to be the best mafia wife ever, desu! *latches onto Tsuna's arm*

Tsuna: *sweatdrops* That's strange…

Emotive: Deal with it, desu!

One day later:

Emotive: *kicks away stupid costumes made by Haru* Okay! Dino! Tell us your most erotic dream! *videos*

Dino: *blush* W-Well… it concerns my whip, some satin blankets, a vibrator, and chocolate.

Emotive: Good combo! So, who'd you dream about?

Dino: *blush* Well… *whispers into Emotive's ear*

Emotive: [Please imagine what Emotive's reaction would be and it is up to you, the reader, on who Dino fantasized about because Emotive herself does not like Dino in any paring… at all…]

Everyone: *eating angel's food cake*

Emotive: *mouthful of cake* Msdoueptubs! {Translation: Dares from sara-sakura101forever!]

this fanfic is great and funny and I'm so glad you're concerned for all of those poor Filipinos who lost their homes in the typhoon Ondoy (bagyong Ondoy) and another one who is said to be stronger, typhoon Pepeng (bagyong Pepeng)

...anyway here are my dares:

everyone-be nice to skull and don't make his octopus into food(I really pity you skull, being underestimated and being the lackey of everyone around you)

Colonnello- make out with Lal for one month only stop to breath air and such other necessities

Verde-stop Lal from killing Colonnello after the month is over (that is if you can...)

Viper/Mammon-go one day without getting or talking about money/profit

Gokudera-go one day without arguing to other people and saying you're Juudaime's/Tsuna's right hand man

Thank you and I'm very glad that you are reading this if ever :3

Emotive: *swallows cake* Yeah, Pepeng (international name Parma) wasn't as bad as Ondoy (forgot international name for this one) and of course I'm concerned! They are my kababayans! We must look out for each other!

Hayato: You are an inspiration to us all. *sarcasm*

Emotive: Sarcasm duly noted! Everyone as already being nice to Skull… or at least, leaving him alone unless there's a dare that concerns him…

Skull: *worshipping a Sannin-Songo shrine*

Emotive: And now, we have Colonnello for his dare!

Colonnello: *smirks before pulling Lal into a kiss*

Lal: Mphf! *eyes wide*

Emotive: Now excuse me while I go find a place to vomit! *goes off to empty stomach of digesting food*

One month later:

Colonnello & Lal: *finally breaks apart, red faced, swollen lips, panting, and sweating*

Emotive: *comes back from month-long vacation* How's it going?!

Tsuna: Where have you been?!

Emotive: Visited the Narutoverse where I spent time with Sasuke and Naruto so I can avoid watching the two Arcobaleno going at it. *places SasuNaru tapes into archives* I also tortured S.H.I.T. and that was really fun and hilarious!

Everyone: Who?

Emotive: S.H.I.T., you know, Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten. S.H.I.T.

Everyone: *gives Emotive weird looks*

Emotive: It could've been S.H.I.T.T for Sakura, Hinata, Ino, Tenten, and Temari, but Temari was in Suna and I didn't see her at all…

Everyone: *still giving Emotive weird looks*

Emotive: Right, so, are the former COMBUSINs done?

Lal: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU COLONNELLO!!!

Tsuna: I take it that you take that as a yes.

Emotive: *nods*

Verde: *sighs* No fighting guys. *not even trying*

Lal: *punches Verde out of the way and chases after Colonnello*

Colonnello: *running for his life*

Verde: (.) *knocked out*

Viper: I can go a day without saying money.

Hayato: I can go w day without saying Juudaime either!

Emotive: We'll see about that. *sets timer to one day*

A day later:

Viper & Hayato: *laying on the ground, foaming at the mouth*

Tsuna: Gokudera-kun! Viper!

Emotive: Tsuna, kneel next to Hayato and revive him! Squalo, toss Viper into my room full of money!

Squalo: You have a room full of money? ($o$)

Emotive: Yes, now go!

Squalo: *rushes off to money room while dragging Viper behind him*

Tsuna: *kneels next to Hayato*

Hayato: J-Juudaime…

Emotive: That's it, just say his name. In the meantime, we'll move on to Ryu Fujiwara's dares.

HAHAHA. I actually pressed "CTRL + F" and typed my name and it sure made my boring day -cough- well... UN-boring day xDD

Anyway! Some comments first... C:

Emotive-sama: YES. It's a new word and I randomly made it out of my RANDOMNESS. Lol. And I SEE you're using THE WORD in your profile XDD

Hayato-kun: Oh. Oh yeah. But it WASN'T enough -glares- D.

And SOME MORE DARES for chu! HEEHEEHEE!

1. I dare Byakuran to wear a coconut bra, grass skirt and a hat with various fruits, and dance the Hawaiian dance. If he refuses, NO MARSHMALLOWS FOR ETERNITY! (Me: Ohohoho.)

2. I dare Fuuta to rank Mukuro's number one most embarrassing experience ever happened in his life. If he doesn't have any, make someone to embarrass himself without Pineapple Head knowing who. (Me: There's always a first in every person's life.)

3. I dare Hayato-kun to wear a dog costume, act like a dog and follow (and live with) Tsuna-kun wherever he goes for five days.

4. I dare Colonello to dress up like Naruto of well... 'Naruto' and say "BELIEVE IT!!" ten times. (Me: I really thought Colonello-san really looked like Naruto-kun when he was first introduced in the anime XD)

5. I dare the Vongola and the Varia guardians to compete with each other in an all-out SINGING CONTEST in a karaoke bar. The group with the highest score wins! If it's a tie, Tsuna-kun and Xanxus must compete with each other in order for their group to win. (Me: Aah~ I love Kyoya-chan's voice -nosebleeds-)

Ohohoho!! That's all for now for the dares! I hope Emotive-sama takes A LOT of pictures of Byaku-chi and Hayato-kun -puppydogeyes-

OHOHOHO!! GANBATTE KUDASAI, MINNA-SAN!! SUKI DESU!! 8D

-Ryu F.

(Me: Aiya~ I hope I could get a group picture with Kyo-kun and Pineapple Head and Hayato-kun and Hamster-kun for my birthday -sniffles-)

Emotive: *laughs at Byakuran's outfit*

Byakuran: *glares at Emotive*

Everyone: *holding back their snickers*

Emotive: *wipes tears from eyes* Okay, dance for us marshmallow head! *turns on music*

Byakuran: *begins hula dancing*

Everyone: *bursts out laughing*

Emotive: ROFLMAO!!!

Byakuran: *face turns red but continues to hula dance*

Emotive: *takes tons of pictures* Ima spread this on the net!

Byakuran: You better not!

Emotive: Keep dancing! *shoots at his feet with an AK-47*

Byakuran: Gyah! *dances in place while avoiding rubber bullets* Where the hell did you get a machine gun?

Emotive: I've got… connections *shifty eyes*

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Fuuta: Mukuro-san's number one most embarrassing moment… *eyes show the galaxy and everything around him starts to float*

Emotive: Whoa! *flails wildly as she floats in the air* He-Help!

Tsuna: *floats too* Hiiii?!

Kyouya: *sleeping while floating*

Emotive: *sweatdrops at Kyouya* Well ain't he comfortable…

Fuuta: Mukuro's number one most embarrassing moment… he got caught masturbating by Ken and Chikusa.

Everyone: (O.O)

Emotive: *falls to the ground as gravity returns to normal* Whoa! Really?!

Mukuro: *face flushes red* I'm just gonna… disappear. *disappears*

Emotive: *snickers* Who knew Mukuro was that kind of guy.

Hayato: *wearing a dog costume made by Haru and acting like a dog while circling Tsuna's legs*

Takeshi: Awww, you look so cute Gokudera! *bends down to pet Hayato*

Hayato: *growls and barks at Takeshi*

Takeshi: *jumps back before Hayato could bite him*

Emotive: Put him on a leash Tsuna. *hands Tsuna a leash and collar*

Tsuna: *puts leash and collar on Hayato*

Hayato: *barks*

Colonnello: *wearing a very loud blue and orange tracksuit* Why am I wearing this again, kora?

Emotive: Because I don't think the black and orange one looks good on you.

Colonnello: *sighs*

Emotive: *tilts head to the side* I don't think you look like Naruto. To me, there's only one Naruto and no one else will look like him!

Hayato: *nuzzling Tsuna's leg*

Tsuna: *sweatdrops at Hayato* Ano, Emo-san, if Naruto is your favorite show, then why are you obsessing with us?

Emotive: BECAUSE IT HURTS TO WATCH IT NARUTO!!! THAT STUPID (but still very smexy) SASUKE IS MAKING ME GO CRAZY WITH HIS STUPID REVENGE PLANS! ITACHI IS DEAD! SWEET AND (kinda) INNOCENT TOBI TURNS OUT TO BE THE MAIN BAD GUY AND NARUTO STILL HASN'T BEEN SHOWN IN THE MANGA YET!!! (still on Sasuke at Kage summit) *pants from rant*

Everyone: (O.O)

Emotive: *Ahem* Please do your dare Colonnello.

Colonnello: BELIEVE IT! BELIEVE IT! BELIEVE IT! BELIEVE IT! *takes deep breath* BELIEVE IT! BELIEVE IT! BELIEVE IT! BELIEVE IT! BELIEVE IT! BELIEVE IT! … Kora.

Emotive: Very good, though I hate that English catchphrase. *prefers dattebayo*

Colonnello: Can I take this stupid tracksuit off, kora?

Emotive: No.

Colonnello: *groans*

Emotive: *sets up karaoke machine* Who wants to go first?!

Lussuria: I do! *grabs mic and picks a song*

Emotive: *plugs in ear plugs*

One song later:

Karaoke Machine: *broken to pieces*

Everyone else: *bleeding from the ears*

Lussuria: Mou, am I really a bad singer?

Emotive: *removes ear plugs* Yes, yes you are.

A little later, there is a new karaoke machine and everyone has been treated*

Emotive: Let the karaoke contest continue!

Ryohei is next and he scores an 79. Then comes Levi who scores a 74. TYL Lambo conveniently comes and scores a 68. Squalo scored a surprising 80 and the same went for Takeshi (*snort* 80…). Belphegor's singing scored him a 60 while Hayato scored a 59 (*snort* 59…). Viper and Fran had to do Jak ken Pon to see who will sing for the Varia Mist and Viper won (though it looked like Fran was glad for that) and he scored a great 90. Mukuro came next and he sans Kufufu no fu, scoring a 95! But since there was no Cloud Varia, Fran had to sing and he gained an 89. Now, Kyouya is next…

Kyouya: *lifts mic to lips as music starts* Deaeta guuzen taisetsu ni shitai ne to. Furueru te wo sashidasu kimi. Manzoku deshou mou shikai kara kie usete. Ja nai to kizutsuku yo. Wao! Ai nante shiranai ai shikata wakaranai. Eien ni hitoribocchi no sadame. Wao! Egao mo namida mo yowamushi no shiwaza dane. Arugamama no sugata de nasugamama no kokoro de. Ikiteyuku boku no jama shinaide. Wakari yasui yo ne itsumo massugu da yo ne. Naosaran kizutsuku yo. Wao! Soko de nani shiten no? Youji wa nani mo nai yo. Itsudatte hitori aruki no michi sa. Wao! Hanashikakenaide honto mureru yatsu wa kirai. Otona shiku shitei na yo motto hanareta basho de. Ikitereba kimi no jama shinai yo. Kimi no you na yatsu wa negate. Sukoshi choushi kuruu yo. Why? Wao! Ai nante shiranai ai shikata wakaranai. Eien ni hitoribocchi no sadame. Wao! Egao mo namida mo yowamushi no shiwaza dane. Arugamama no sugata de nasugamama no kokoro de. Ikiteiku boku no jama shinai de. Kore ijou boku ni chikatzuku na yo.

Music fades.

Karaoke Machine: *Dan dadadada dan dan daaaaa!* 99

Everyone: *claps with awe*

Emotive: When I first heard the introduction to the song, I thought Kyouya was going to sing "At first I was afraid, I was petrified" and stuff…

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Emotive: Then when I heard the actual lyrics, I thought it sounded like a cheesy 80's love song.

Everyone: *snickers*

Kyouya: *glares*

Emotive: *starts crying* But then, I got the English lyrics and it just broke my heart! *wails and cries on Tsuna's shoulder*

Tsuna: *sweatdrops and pats Emotive's back*

Emotive: *pushes self away and looks like she was never crying* Anyway! Let's add up the scores, shall we?

Shouichi: *adds scores* Looks like the winner is… the Vongola! 480 to 393!

Vongola: *cheers*

Tsuna: *sighs with relief since he doesn't have to sing*

Lussuria: Mou, what about my score?

Emotive: You broke the machine, so that counts as a zero.

Lussuria: (T~T)

Emotive: Anyway, here's XxmiyukimaexX dares!

OHMYGOD!

I FREAKIN' LOVE YOU!! THIS IS THE BEST DARE FIC I'VE EVER READ!!

Anyway, onto the dares.

Tsuna, I feel sorry for you, so for the next chapter, you can wear a chastity belt.

. . . OKAY!! Now I DON'T feel sorry for you! EVERY MALE SHOULD BE LOCKED UP WITH TSUNA IN A ROOM. P.S Give them some viagra. But don't give some Tsuna.

Fran-chan, insult everybody for the next chapter. Everybody else, DON'T BEAT HIM UP!!

Squalo, MAKE OUT WITH DINO!! XANXUS, DON'T KILL THEM!!

And lastly, Emo-chan must give some of her donations! Why? Because I live in Marikina, one of the most affected cities of Bagyong Ondoy. (The water was up to our waist in our house!)

ANYWAY, MABUHAY ANG MGA PILIPINO! XD!!

Emotive: Yes! Mabuhay magpakailanman! *cheers*

Everyone: ??? *still has no idea what Emotive said*

Emotive: *sends a huge box to Sagip Kapamilya (*not a Kapuso, but watches GMA from time to time*) Hope you and your family are doing all right there! Keep dry as much as you guys can!

Tsuna: *sigh of relief* A chastity belt…

Emotive: Vrrrrooooiiii! Everyone into the room!

Males: *rushes into room*

Tsuna: Hiiii?!

Emotive: *kicks Tsuna inside and locks door* Kekeke…

Inside room, there are numerous bottles/tubes/whatever of viagra as well as toys.

Emotive: *reads recent KHR chappie while waiting*

A couple hours later:

Males: *leaves room, many of them limping, not just Tsuna*

Tsuna; My eyes… *has seen many erotic, kinky, and perverted things happen*

Emotive: *looks up* Oh, you guys don already?

Males: *nods*

Emotive: Okay, then I can do this… KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *glomps Kyouya*

Kyouya: *stumbles a bit, but doesn't fall over and glares at Emotive*

Emotive: You defeated Daisy! You were so awesome! Your handcuffs are the coolest (if not a bit kinky)! And I really believe that you are the reincarnation of the first Cloud Guardian! Heck, the whole tenth generation Guardians are probably reincarnations of the first generation Guardians! *squeals and doesn't care about the spoiler*

Kyouya: *glares even more fiercely* Get off of me or I'll bite you to death!

Emotive: *gets off of Kyouya and hides behind Squalo*

Squalo: Vrrrrooooiiii! What the fuck are you doing?!

Emotive: Make out with Dino! *pushes Squalo towards Dino*

Squalo: *instinctively wraps arms around Dino (who does that on instinct?!)*

Dino: *blink*

Squalo: *rolls eyes before crashing their lips together*

Emotive: *looks at watch impatiently*

Squalo & Dino: *pulls apart, blushing red*

Xanxus: *looking pissed*

Emotive: All righty! Last review for the day from ToXiC cAnDii!

Oh mi Lord, I feel really bad about that. Gomen Minna. T.T To make up for it I made chocolate cupcakes filled with love. *sends cupcakes to dare base*

Alright I'm done with feeling bad.

Mukuro I dare you to grab Kyou-chan's ass.(Yes Kyouya I've decided to call you Kyou-chan)

Tsuna I dare you to confess your undying love for Kyou-chan in front of Haru and Kyoko.

Everyone I dare you to call Reborn, Reporn for the rest of the chapter.

That's all. Bye~

Emotive: Yay! Chocolate cupcakes! *devours them*

Everyone: *eats their own*

Mukuro: Kufufu… *grabs Kyouya's ass indiscreetly*

Kyouya: *eyes go wide*

Everyone else: (O.O)

Emotive: *has video taped it and is loving Kyouya's reaction*

Kyouya: *glares at Mukuro as he lifts his tonfas* Kamikorosu!

Mukuro: Kufufu… *runs from Kyouya*

Emotive: *pulls Haru out of the Pit of Eternal Darkness*

Haru: *soul floating out of her mouth*

Emotive: *shoves soul back into Haru's mouth* Wake up!

Haru: *blinks* Hahi?

Emotive: *places Haru next to Kyoko* Tsuna, do your thing.

Tsuna: *blushing* I… I love Hibari-san with all my heart. I'm sorry, but I do not love you two.

Haru: *shocked faced and heartbroken*

Kyoko: Oh… *disappointed face but instantly brightens up* Well, that's okay Tsuna-kun! If you're happy the I'm happy!

Emotive: As expected from you Kyoko.

Reborn: She's predictable, just like Dame-Tsuna.

Emotive: Shut up, Re-porn. *snickers*

Everyone else: *snickers*

Reborn: *angry vein*

Emotive: Since we're out of time, we'll call you Reporn for the rest of the next chapter! Bye-bi for now!

Belphegor: Hey! That's my line!

Emotive: *rolls eyes* Whatever…