Warning(s): THE FANGIRLS STRIKE AGAIN.

Extra Info: Sorry for the wait! School is eating me alive.

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Chapter 7: GerIta fangirls are scary

Hungary tapped her pencil against the desk at the world meeting. She was claiming herself as 'dying of boredom' or that's what America would say. Speaking of him, he and England were actually paying attention. The two would talk over and over and now…they just looked awkward. China shook in his seat sitting next to Russia, not even daring to look at him. France smiled smugly at England, which caused the English nation's cheeks grow a light pink, which resulted in slapping himself.

She kept her eyes like a hawk, naming suspects for the blackmailing. She re-positioned her pencil and brought it down to her notebook placed on her lap to hide from Germany. He was going over a lecture and she better hide these notes pretty well.

Suspects:

-Prussia

It's probably him, that damn bastard!

-Switzerland

Probably for 'tainting' Lichtenstein with yaoi. Come on! She seemed to like it…

-Russia

That man he's most likely doing it, I don't the reason but he's probably doing it. He just looks so innocent he's probably plotting behind my back!

-France

This man…is a pervert. Of course he would look through the rated M archive.

-Germany

Prussia told me he had a porn collection. Haha. He's probably doing this because of me not paying much attention to world meetings. But the manga was so addicting at the time! :(

That was all she could think of right now. Were there any more? She shifted her emerald hues around the large room, her eyes stopping on Japan.

No…

It can't be him. He's too innocent! She found herself writing his name down but afterwards she immediately scratched it out and closed her notebook. She was going to do some investigating after this meeting.

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"Ve~ Germany, I want to go get some pasta for lunch~ Can we go? Plleeasssee?" Italy pleaded, tugging on the German's sleeve as they walked out of the meeting room. Germany was aggravated, nothing got done in the meeting, and now Italy wanted pasta for the tenth time this week. He was getting sick of it actually.

But that look on his face, he could never say no to that face. He made a small grunt in the back of his throat and nodded, "Ja, we'll go."

"Yay! Follow me!" Italy exclaimed, practically skipping down the hallway. Germany didn't even bother chasing after him for the sixth time this week, he just wanted to sit down and eat after a long meeting. As he trudged down the hallway he passed a few recognizable nations but the one that stood out was Hungary. She was complete with a detective like coat, sunglasses, a hat, and a magnifying glass. His eye twitched at this, how come she was in that get-up?

He shook his head and tried to push the thought out of his mind and began to follow Italy's tracks again.

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Italy rested on a loan bench beside Germany, patting his stomach lightly. "Now that was good pasta, don't you agree Germany?" He asked, the same bright smile adorning his face. Germany looked ahead into the crowd and nodded.

"Ja, it was." The two were silent but Italy's constant 've's' broke the silence every few seconds or so. Germany found himself liking this silence; it was a good rest from Italy's wailings and screaming. It was a nice change.

He opened his eyes and found a few girls with expectant smiles on their smiles. Italy felt a presence as well and came to a proper sitting position, noticing the small bunch of girls.

"Hello, um…we wanted to get a picture of you two~" One girl said, smiling hesitantly.

"You see, we're part of the GerIta fanclub and-"

"Lilly! Shh!" Italy cocked his head to the side, perplexed by the girls' actions. Germany didn't understand this 'GerIta' thing.

"Si~ Of course you can have a picture~! " Italy said happily, getting up from the bench. Before Germany could object, Italy wrapped an arm around the germ's arm and smiled brightly for the picture.

The girls gave a silent squeal and 'awwed' after they took a snap from the camera.

"Hell yea, wait till Mary sees this~"

"She's gonna be so jealous~" The two blinked at the girls' odd behavior. Germany was absolutely confused, he had no idea what was going on. Why did they want a picture of the two and what is GerIta?

He didn't get it.

"Well grazie and ciao!" Italy exclaimed and grabbed Germany's hand to leave the group of girls. However the girls grabbed their free hands.

"Oh~ you're not leaving us~"

"We still want Germany and Italy love~" Wait, what?

"Ve?" Germany felt his cheeks grow hot at the word 'love' after their name. What was this madness? The girl's faces suddenly turned to a demonic one, what in the world happened…

Suddenly Germany and Italy felt handcuffs lock around their wrists. Germany turned to the girl locking them in this and she swallowed the key, just like in the movies. "Mission accomplished!" She cheered; the others did as well and pushed them down the unusually empty streets of Italy.

"Let me go! Are you out of your minds? Where the hell are you taking us?' Germany exclaimed.

"I DON'T WANNA DIE! GERMANY HELP ME!" Italy wailed, frantically trying to get out of the cuff linked to Germany. He sighed at Italy's lack of attention; he couldn't possibly help him because he was locked to him.

"Well we're going to take you to the GerIta fanbase. Isn't that so obvious?"

"Vhat? Vhat is this GerIta thing?" Germany asked, baffled by these girls' actions. Some of them were saddened that he didn't know.

"Well it's you two paired as a couple. It's actually really a popular pairing along with others like USUK and spamano and-" Germany didn't want to hear anymore. Him? Paired with Italy? He felt his face grow hot and his heart quicken. He didn't even dare to look at the Italian right now.

Italy frowned, he did like Germany, but he didn't know the meaning for 'like' between him and Germany. It just seemed…confusing to him. Italy's cheeks grew a lovely shade of red and looked at Germany who was looking in the opposite direction.

"Don't worry, we won't kill you~"

Phew. That was a relief.

"If only you follow our orders." The other girl added. Germany darted his eyes to the girls.

"I'm a country; I can get you arrested for this!" He exclaimed. One of the girls rolled her eyes as they reached the van.

"Puh-lease, we already took your phones when you were getting handcuffed." Curiously, Italy and Germany checked their pockets, their phones were gone. Before the two could say anything else, they were pushed into the big trunk of the van and locked in there. The car soon started and off they were. Italy was silent, absolutely silent. This made Germany uncomfortable.

He liked Italy but not that way, now he was handcuffed to the male. He wondered how he was feeling with this, the poor boy.

Wait, didn't Italy mention something about a mafia before? Before he could ask he could hear chapter on the other side of the van.

"Youtube, GerIta mission is complete, now taping their actions."

Youtube? What?

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She walked as fast as she could to the room her, America, and England were supposed to be. Today, right after the meeting started their investigation started today to find the blackmailer and they were going to stop this…hopefully.

Once she reached the room she opened the doors only to see America and England completely silent, waiting impatiently for her.

"Good afternoon." She greeted, dramatically taking off her sunglasses as if she were in a film. England and America turned to her, ready for the case.

"Are you guys ready?" America spectacularly took off his sunglasses.

"The hero is always ready." England blinked rapidly at the two, wondering why they were so unusual about this. He sighed heavily and shook his head.

"You two are acting childish."

"C'mon Iggy~ we're acting like it's a movie remember? Wait till we see the culprit! Shit, I'm excited!" America exclaimed, fist pumping in the air.

Hungary just smiled and chuckled. The culprit was going to be dead meat after this.

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A/N: I thought this chapter sucked in my opinion, but whatever. The next chapter stars Hungary, America, and England finding the culprit. Will they find him/her? Well…him since you already know who he is xD~

Um, so I won't be updating this for about two weeks, school is eating me alive. Also, it's almost my birthday~ it's on the 22nd and I'm turning 15 :) So all I want is a shout out in the reviews~ Yup, that's all~

Until next time my lovelies!

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HOW DID I GET SO MANY REVIEWS LAST CHAPTER? …it's probably the fangirl on the taxi part xD

Anactolica: I'm glad you liked it! :D

teenbooks4eva: It's slowly growing, don't worry~

Katrina: I will soon~ and thank you!

LuxembourgTheAmazing: That shall come soon~

Ellenthefox: Itacest shall come soon as well as UkRomano. Hell yea, crack pairings are win~

Ilovechocolate: xD I'm glad you liked it! And here's your GerIta! :D

Mai Sachiyuki: xD well I love you too :D …I made someone squeal! –puts on sunglasses- my job is complete~

Ipomoea Alba: I'm practically doing every pairing :'D and thank you!

mi-chan820: No problem~ I'm glad you liked it~

Wren Wolfe: Well thank you. I imagine fan girls like this these days, especially when they see USUK.

germanyfangirlover9000: Hence your username :'D. Yup Dem fangirls are always like this.

AIAH: Woo! Someone's the chick on top of the cab~ xD A threesome idea I see? BD We shall see~

ILWDIDWL: oh god xD That's gold xD Soon~ and I'll make a PruCan soon as well.

RukiaoftheBloodMoon: It doesn't work anyway xD, thank you :D
Raven Yuki-Slifer Queen: Oh no D: Not my mother! No wonder she has the cold right now ;A; I'll make PruCan soon~

Leafstar Skyclan: Well I love you too~ I shall finish this. And it shall be epic.

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Next chapter: Hungary, America, and England's mission