"You look exhausted," Klaus remarked when he arrived at Amy's. "Not gonna be up for any fun today?"
"That's what I need," Amy replied, stretching out on the sofa. "Margot got arrested for being drunk and disorderly, remember? I had to get her out of jail. Five bucks says your brother had something to do with that."
"I don't doubt it," Klaus replied, his hand sneaking under Amy's shirt and sliding down her bare back, giving her shivers.
"That feels nice," Amy said.
"Good," Klaus replied.
"Can I just...I'm really surprised how well Vivi's taken to you," Amy remarked. "Considering you two have never met before."
"What can I say?" Klaus shrugged. "Children love me."
Amy gave him a long look. "Why do I feel there's something I don't know?"
"I don't know," Klaus replied. "I don't live in your brain. I can't read your thoughts. So, is Margot out of jail now?"
"Of course she is," Amy replied. "I wanted her to show responsibility for what she did and actually go to court, but Kol just compelled them to forget that she'd ever been there. She won't learn if he keeps doing that!"
"Kids today," Klaus replied. "No respect for boundaries or the law or anything."
"Yeah, and to add to that, I think I saw a story about Savannah robbing a bank on the news," Amy sighed. "Even though they didn't say it was her outright, and I doubt they're gonna catch her. This is what happens when I let her go off by herself."
Klaus raised an eyebrow. "So you don't think Putnam is doing an adequate job of looking after her?"
"Well, it's like Theodore Roosevelt said about his daughter, Alice," Amy replied. "'I can be president, or I can control Alice. I cannot do both'. Savannah is the same way. You can't expect Jonathan to be able to control her every minute and have a life of his own." She paused. "Wait a minute. Why are we talking about this? This is supposed to be sex time!"
"Don't look at me," Klaus raised his hands. "It was you who started the conversation."
Amy gave him a playful shove and kissed him. "I'm still mad at you for murdering me, you know," she said. "Just cause we have sex doesn't change that."
"I understand," Klaus replied. "Please feel free to take out your anger on me. I probably deserve it."
"'Probably'?" Amy repeated, and then kissed him deep while ripping off his shirt. "There is no 'probably'. You do deserve every kick in the ass that I give you!"
"Yes, but think about this," Klaus replied as he removed his pants. "If you had just spoken to me about your fears that I had a wandering eye instead of cheating on me, I wouldn't have felt threatened enough to murder you in the first place!"
"Let's just say we both did wrong and leave it at that," Amy replied and pushed him against the wall. "And before you ask, I've already checked on Vivi and she's fine."
"All right, then," Klaus replied, unzipping his pants as he lifted Amy's skirt. "That's good!"
Their hour ended just in time for Vivi to declare via a loud yell that she wanted to be let out of her room. "I guess that's your cue," Amy told Klaus, pushing him gently toward the door.
"What are you shoving for?" Klaus asked. "And I feel you giving me a squeeze back there."
"Well, your ass looks so firm that I had to see if it was real or not," Amy replied. "Now, go!"
Klaus chuckled and went to see Vivi, and while they were cuddling, he heard the doorbell ring. Curious, and with Vivi in hand, he went to answer the door and saw someone he hadn't seen in a bit.
"Hi, Grandpa!" Adrian's younger daughter Felicity greeted him while Stefan just smirked at him behind her. "I know it's been a long time and I haven't called. but Dad said it would be good for me to come and see you."
"And I came cause I was bored and didn't have anything else to do," Stefan added.
"Lissy?" Klaus asked, wide-eyed. "And Stefan? Well, this is a surprise."
"What is also a surprise is that you're holding onto yet another baby," Stefan replied, then he rumpled Lissy's hair. "I thought that after this one and Savannah, you'd be done."
"Well, I thought so too," Klaus replied with a sigh. "But things happen. This one's name is Vivi." He paused. "How did you know I was here?"
"Well, we went to your house first, and Dad told us where you were," Lissy replied. She was very close to her grandfather, who'd raised her for several years while her parents were fighting. She even had a soft spot for Amy, who was like an aunt to her. "He says you're acting crazy."
"Actually, I'm getting better now," Klaus replied. "But you can come in anyway. I'm sure Amy won't mind."
"Why are you and Amy living in separate places?" Felicity asked. "Are you fighting?"
"Well, she cheated on me and I killed her and then she became a vampire, so we're sort of...in a weird limbo right now," Klaus replied.
"Wow, I tortured her parents, you killed her...you wouldn't think we like her very much, but we do," Felicity mused dryly, her blue eyes sparkling.
"Klaus, who was at the door?" Amy asked, appearing a few seconds later.
"I don't have to tell you," Klaus replied, gesturing at Felicity and Stefan. "Look for yourself."
"Remember me?" Felicity asked, coming to hug her. "Well, I mean, of course you do. Who would forget the person who murdered their parents?"
"Well, now that I've had time to think about it, it could have been worse," Amy replied, giving her a hug. "I mean, murder in general is bad, of course, but being free from my parents allowed me to do so much more. Thus, I guess, in a way, you did me a favor." She sat down. "What brings you two here?"
"Adrian told them to come check up on me," Klaus replied. "Apparently, I'm becoming even too much for my own son to handle."
"You don't seem so bad to me," Felicity replied.
"I think we should go out and do something," Stefan added. Then he looked at Amy. "Or is he on baby duty tonight?"
"Oh, he doesn't live with me," Amy replied. "He just visits sometimes. So as far as I'm concerned, he can do whatever he wants."
"Sure, we can get a drink," Klaus told Stefan.
"You won't bring the baby with you, will you?" Stefan asked.
"No, don't worry," Amy replied. "I wouldn't let him."
"Good," Stefan replied. "It's been awhile since I've seen my brother in arms and I don't want any little girls ruining it."
"What about me?" Felicity asked. "Would I ruin it?"
"You can hang out with me and Savannah tonight," Amy offered. "She hasn't wanted to spend a lot of time with me lately, but she's put her fiance through a lot, and I'm gonna try and get her to give him a break."
"Okay," Felicity replied. "I guess I can do that. Thanks."
"You're welcome," Amy replied. "I think it'll be fun."
"Mom wants me to come to the apartment tonight so we can bond," Savannah told Jonathan. "I don't know if I should go or not."
"Why wouldn't you?" Jonathan asked. "If it's because of that ridiculous grudge you're holding against her, grow up!"
"She cheated on my dad!" Savannah cried. "Am I just supposed to forget that?"
"Well, I'm sure she feels bad, and if you go to the apartment tonight and speak with her, she'll be more than willing to make amends," Jonathan replied. "Plus, if you talk to her, have a good, thorough conversation, you'll get your ring back."
"There is that," Savannah replied. "I really do want my ring back."
"And I need some peace and quiet after this bank robbery mess of yours," Jonathan added. "So...it's decided, then?"
"Fine," Savannah rolled her eyes. "I'll go to Mom's apartment."
"Good girl," Jonathan replied. "And I'll accompany you, at least inside...just to make sure you don't leave at the last minute."
"Fine," Savannah replied. "Whatever."
"Savannah!" Amy cried, hugging her daughter at the moment the door opened. She squeezed hard, and the smell of her perfume made Savannah sneeze. "I'm so glad you could make it!"
"I do want I can," Savannah replied, half-heartedly. She went inside and saw nail polish and stuff all set up. "What's going on?" She asked.
"I thought we could do mani-pedis and talk!" Amy replied. "Won't that be fun? And Felicity is visiting. You haven't seen her since you were real little, so you probably don't remember her, but she'll be glad to see you."
"You're right," Savannah replied. "I don't remember her at all. Who is she again?"
"Klaus' granddaughter," Amy replied. Then she turned back to Jonathan. "Don't feel like you have to stay," she said. "I mean, you can if you want to, but I don't think you'd enjoy yourself."
"Oh, don't worry about me," Jonathan replied. "I just came to make sure she actually got inside the door. I've decided to hold her ring until the two of you talk about what happened between you and her father."
"I applaud your efforts at taking a stand against her," Amy replied. "I'm very pleased. And I've wanted to speak to her about that too. I hope we can do it tonight."
"I wish you luck," Jonathan replied. "And would you call me when you're done so I can come escort her home?"
"Of course," Amy replied. "Enjoy your quiet evening, Jonathan."
"I will," he assured her. "Trust me."
After all the nail panting had been done, and Felicity had gone back to Stefan, Amy said to Savannah, "I think we should talk now."
"All right, we'll talk," Savannah nodded. "I'm pissed you cheated on Dad. Why didn't you just talk to him?"
"I-I don't know," Amy replied. "I guess I was afraid of what he would tell me. Somehow, I just assumed he wanted to be with Rebecca cause if he cheated on your Aunt Selina (who he loved), it would stand to reason that he'd cheat on me too, and I love your dad so much that I couldn't stand how much that would hurt."
"So you cheated on him before he could cheat on you," Savannah nodded. "And did you know when you were with Robbie that what you were doing was a bad idea? That at some point, Dad would probably find out, and it wouldn't end well for you?"
"Yes, and that's why I took Robbie's blood the day I told him," Amy replied. "Cause I knew I'd need it. You understand why I moved away from your father, right?"
"Yeah, I guess," Savannah sighed. "But since you let him come here, something obviously changed."
"Don't look into it too much," Amy cautioned. "I'm only letting your dad come here so he can see your sister and cause I haven't found any other men."
"And you still like him!" Savannah grinned. "You still like Dad!"
"Maybe I do," Amy replied. "But that doesn't mean I forgive him."
"I can make you forget he ever killed you." Savannah offered. "Then things would be easier between the two of you. Do you want that?"
"No, thank you," Amy replied. "We're gonna work through this like adults." She paused and looked at her daughter. "I know you side more with your dad about this whole mess, but...you still like me, right?"
Savannah nodded. "Yeah. Which is kind of why it sucks that the only reason why you ever call me to come see you is when Vivi's magic has turned her into a goat or a platypus or whatever. Stop treating me like I'm Vivi's servant. I hate it!"
Amy put a hand on her arm. "Well, I'll try to lower the number of times I call you to help with Vivi if you promise to let me borrow Jonathan sometimes. Cause he's the only other person I can think of with powers, since your aunt and I don't have ours anymore."
"Done," Savannah nodded. "And speaking of Aunt Margot, why didn't you invite her tonight? I thought you'd want to keep an extra close eye on her."
"Well, she assured me that she'd stay out of trouble," Amy replied. "Cause she and your uncle were staying in tonight. But doing what, I can't imagine."
"You can open your eyes now, darling," Kol's voice said. Margot opened her eyes and laughed and clapped at the sight of her husband, who was clad in a policeman's costume. "Are you supposed to be a stripper?" She asked. "Cause that would be a lot more fun than the other cop who cuffed me!"
Kol removed his hat and put it on her head before cuffing her to the bed and stripping.
"We can't just do this," Margot said as he climbed on the bed and started kissing her neck.
"Why not?" Kol asked.
"Cause you didn't read me my rights!" Margot chided. "What kind of a cop are you?"
"A very handsome one, if I do say so myself," Kol replied and rubbed her. "One of those rebel cops who do what I want...like Dirty Harry."
"What a suitable nickname," Margot smiled as Kol kissed her again. "Just how dirty are you?"
"Very," Kol replied and kissed her. "Let me show you." She then let out a shriek as he went inside her over and over again.
"What is it now, Gwendolyn?" Mikael asked impatiently when she called. "I'm very busy at the moment. If it's a problem with King, I'm sure you can handle it yourself!"
"It is not a problem with King!" Gwen snapped. "He's fine. But just who is Victoria Vaughn? She called and she wants to see you."
"Victoria Vaughn?" Mikael chuckled. "I haven't thought of her in years. She's one of my most adept converts."
"Well, I have her number. You call her and tell her you can't see her cause you have a son to take care of," Gwen demanded.
"Oh, my dear," Mikael sighed. "I would never stray from you, but I refuse to stop having my own life just because you're afraid. I will call Victoria myself and tell her that I'm going to see her. You may come along if you wish."
"You bet I will," Gwen replied. "When are you coming home?"
"I'm looking for my son!" Mikael reminded her. "I don't know how long that will take!"
"Surely there are other people looking too!" Gwen cried. "They could survive without you for few days."
"I don't know," Mikael replied.
"You come home, or I'm gonna call your precious Victoria, meet her, and kill her myself before you have a chance to say goodbye!" Gwen cried and dramatically ended the call without waiting to hear how Mikael would respond.
"I'm here, Gwendolyn!" Mikael called the next day. "Are you happy now?"
"Will you shhh!" Gwen said, waving her hand. "You're gonna wake King and it took me forever to get him to sleep!"
"Well, how was I supposed to know that?" Mikael whispered back. He followed her into the living room and, while she watched, called Victoria. "Victoria?" He said when she answered. "How are you?"
"Fine," Victoria replied. "It's been awhile, hasn't it?"
"It has," Mikael agreed. "A lot longer than it should have been because of me."
"Oh, I'm sure you had your reasons," Victoria replied. "Who was that woman who answered the first time I called?"
"That's Gwendolyn," Mikael replied. "She's the mother of my son. And she lives with me."
"Oh, I guess you won't be wanting to come to dinner with me, then," Victoria said. "I understand."
"Nonsense!" Mikael replied. "I can meet you for dinner, Victoria. "Gwendolyn doesn't mind-"
"Yes, she does!" Gwen snatched the phone away and shouted into it.
"You didn't let me finish," Mikael said as he took the phone back and said to a scarred Victoria, "Gwendolyn doesn't mind us going to dinner if she's allowed to come too. Is that all right?"
"S-sure," Victoria got out. I don't see why not. Would Saturday be all right?"
"Of course," Mikael replied. "See you on Saturday, Victoria."