''Ve're here!'' shouted Hans as he and Clemson hopped off Savio onto the sand. The beach was currently empty thanks to the snake's presence. Said reptile sighed.

''Why did we come to the beach, anyways?'' asked the boa.

''Because Hans won 'rock, paper, scissors'.''

''But the sand is burning my scales.''

The lemur looked around.

''Well, the humans left alot of their stuff while running away,'' pointed out the mammal, ''why don't you just lay on a towel?''

''Speaking of humans leaving stuff,'' interrupted the puffin as Savio slithered onto a towel, ''someone left an oven!''

...

After four hours, Hans had baked six cakes, and Clemson had built a large sand castle. Savio groaned, getting the attention of his warm-blooded companions.

''I'm hungry.''

''So? Hans baked a bunch of cakes, eat one of those.''

''I was hoping for something a bit more...savory.''

Before anyone could say anything else, a small pink car with a trailor pulled up, with four familiar penguins, who jumped out.

''What are you three doing here?'' asked Skipper. ''And what's with all the cake?''

''Cake?'' asked Julien, as he exited the trailor, followed by Mort, Maurice, and Marlene. The regal lemur's eyes widened as he saw all the pastries. ''Mort, do you know what this means?''

''Oh, yes, my King,'' replied the smaller lemur before he and said monarch both shouted in unison.

''CAKE O CLOCK!''

''Please don't sing,'' whispered the aye-aye as he looked to the sky.

''No one answered my question,'' pointed out the lead penguin.

''Ve are on vacation!'' answered the puffin.

''Oh, so are we!'' added Private. ''Nice sand castle by the way.''

''That's mine, '' said Clemson. ''Do you have a castle, King Julien?'' he asked mockingly.

Said mammal growled angrily, while Mort flung cake at the bamboo lemur.

''No one taunts King Julien!'' proclaimed the mouse lemur.

''Why you little-'' the red furred mammal returned cake fire at the little lemur.

''Only I get to throw stuff at Mort!'' the royal lemur yelled as he threw cake at Clemson.

''MY CAKES!'' cried Hans.

''We'll be vacationing somewhere else,'' decided Skipper.

''Then we will take this cake!'' exclaimed Julien.

''But that's the only one vith sprinkles,'' whined the puffin, as the New York mammals entered the trailor. The penguins were huddled up, whispering, then the two taller ones nodded as the four went to the car.

''Really, Skipper? Really? Why can't you just relax-''

''YOU KNOW WHY, PRIVATE!''and they drove away.

''Just so you know,'' a voice from the ocean cut in, ''Skipper's planning on patroling this area later.''

''Hello Dr. Mammal-fish,'' Hans greeted the dolphin. ''Try some cake?''

''Sure, I'll take a slice.''

As Hans took cake to Dr. Blowhole, Savio looked at Clemson, who was licking frosting off his fingers.

''Ah, Clemson, you have frosting on your neck, let me...get that.''

''How are you-EEP!'' the lemur shuddered as his neck was licked by the snake.

''Did you two plan on getting a room later,'' asked the puffin with a smirk.

The boa could sense the heat on the small mammal's face, then turned to the bird.

''You know I could swallow you whole,'' pointed out the reptile. Hans swam closer to were the dolphin floated.

''You know,'' started Clemson, ''if you're still hungry, I just saw a hot dog cart, you could raid it.''

''Actually, I think I'm starting to like the taste of...sweets. Speaking of, you also have some frosting on your...hip.''

''What-OH!'' the lemur stiffened as he was licked again.