The Peliminaries Begins

The next day, everyone gathered at the chunin exam place (You know, the final exams place where Shikamaru and Temari first fight. But there's a ceiling). They were waiting for the host to show up. While that, Deidara and Asami was eating hotdogs and donuts like crazy. Hidan got so annoyed, he started it without Kara.

"Okay!!! Host is not here-"Hidan got cut off.

"WE KNOW!!!!" everyone shouted at him.

"I'm going to run it." Hidan continued. Hidan reached for the randomizer but, he was fumbling for it. He dropped it and broke it.

"HIDAN!!!!!!!!!" the co-hosts screamed.

"Uh……Sorry, I guess we just have to pick names out of a hat…………" Hidan said nervously. He somehow got a hat and wrote down all the names of the athletes.

"HOTDOG LOVER, OVER HERE! PICK A NAME OUT OF THE HATS WILL YA?" Hidan screamed. Asami punched Hidan and took a name out of the hats.

"Okay, the first challenger is, Gai VS Konan!!!" Asami yelled. Something (or someone) gasped and no one didn't even do it. No one ever noticed.

"I almost forgot Yamato will be your proctor." Hidan said. Then, Yamato appears.

"CAPTAIN YAMATO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Naruto yelled.

"DIDN'T YOU HEAR HIM SAYING WHAT I AM DOING? (side note: Bolded words are Yamato's creepy voice/eyes thing)" Yamato said in his creepy voice (and eyes). Naruto shuddered.

"Hn." Sasuke grunted. Yamato turned to him.

"DID YOU SAY SOMETHING SASUKE UCHIHA?" Yamato said to him. Sasuke shook his head. He turned to the co-host and Neji and Tenten.

"I'm sorry. I don't like controlling people by fear." Yamato said. Everyone went into a sweat drop. Yamato turned to Konan and Gai.

"Now, you are allowed to use any jutsu you like. Just don't kill the other person. BEGIN!" Gai and Konan began to fight. After awhile, Konan won. Gai was on the ground crying in pain. If Gai was crying, Lee was also crying. Then, Deidara got so mad; he kicked Gai out of the fighting area (GO DEIDARA!!! No offence Gai-sensei fans).

"Okay then, Konan wins!" Neji and Tenten said together. Hidan picked two other names out of the hat. It was Sakura and Shikamaru.

"Okay, Shikamaru Nara VS Sakura Haruno!" Yamato announced. Shikamaru grunted.

"Why do I have to fight girls all the time?" Shikamaru asked himself. Sasuke heard and started to yell at Shikamaru.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE TO FIGHT GIRLS ALL THE TIME? SAKURA IS NOT A GIRL!!! SHE'S A WOMAN!!!! YOU SHOULD BE HONORED TO FIGHT HER!!!!!" Sasuke was shaking Shikamaru by the collar.

"Where's Kara when you need her to beat someone up…" Itachi said. Asami, Gega and Paula grinned (They're the only ones who know where Kara was). Naruto went up to Sasuke and poked him hard in the side. Sasuke fainted and let Shikamaru go.

"It's the magic touch!" Naruto said with a thumbs up (That line is from Fruits Basket more specifically, Shigure Sohma). Everyone went into sweat drop.

"We don't even want to know………" everyone said (another line from Fruits Basket, from our amazing cat Kyo Sohma!). Shikamaru quickly ran (and I mean RAN) down the stairs before Sasuke woke up. Once Shikamaru got down, Yamato started to go creepy man again.

"SHIKAMARU NARA. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? WE WERE WAITING FOR YOU…" Yamato said. Shikamaru sweat dropped.

"Uh… I'm sorry. You don't have to wait any longer." Shikamaru said. Yamato then began the fight. By that time, Sasuke was awake and watching carefully. After an hour, Shikamaru accidently landed a hit on Sakura. Sasuke jumped down and went to Sakura's aid.

"Sakura! Are you alright?" Sasuke asked anxiously. She nodded. Sasuke then turned to poor Shika.

"YOU HIT SAKURA!! YOU ARE GOING TO PAY!!!" Sasuke yelled. Then, he activated his Sharingan. He did the fireball jutsu and threw kunai's at Shikamaru. Shikamaru got burned a bit but dodged everything else. Yamato stopped Sasuke.

"UCHIHA! THIS IS SAKURA'S BATTLE. NOT YOURS!! GET OUT OF THE ARENA RIGHT NOW." Yamato said to Sasuke angrily in his creepy voice. Sasuke backed away and went back to the waiting room. Sakura and Shikamaru continued the fight. A few hours later, Sakura won (By her own skills. Not Sasuke's threats).

"YEAH!!!!!!!!!! GO SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke yelled as a beat up Shikamaru came up the stairs. Sakura came up with only a few scratches.

"Okay, Next is……… Naruto Uzumaki VS Temari!" Yamato announced.

"See you downstairs." Temari said to Naruto. She jumped out the window leading to the arena and flew there on her fan.

"Troublesome woman." Shikamaru said smirking. Kiba elbowed him.

"You like it." Kiba said.

"Maybe." Shikamaru answered back. Naruto walked downstairs to the arena.

"Let the fighting begin!" Yamato said. The two started to attack each other.

"Man, I wish Kara was here to see this. This is can be a boo—"Gega shoved a sprinkled donut in Deidara's mouth.

"Why do you guys keep hiding your secrets all of a sudden?" Hidan asked.

"NONE OF YOUR BEESWAXES!!!" Paula screamed.

"Just tell us, please?" Deidara asked.

Oh my goodness, an S-ranked criminal saying please, very strange. Gega wondered.

"I don't know what you guys are talking about, but tell us." Elle said (finally).

"Okay, we'll tell you, but don't tell anyone." Asami said. They whispered where Kara is and they all started giggling.

"I can't believe no one noticed her there!" Deidara laughed. Then Temari won the battle.

"Hey Joi, come and pick a name for the next opponent." Hidan said. Joi went and took two pieces of paper and handed them to Yamato.

"The next pairs are Choji Akimichi and Takahiro Yaguchi." Yamato called out. The two went downstairs and waited for Yamato to speak.

"Let the fight, begin!" Yamato called out. Several hours later and water was dropping on the floor. Takahiro won the fight. The next fight was Sasuke Uchiha VS Kankuro.

"Let the fight begin now." Yamato said. There was so much beating up because Sasuke was so angry at Kankuro at the time when he flirted with Sakura. In a second, Sasuke won.

"Next is Sasori VS Ino Yamanaka, begin!" Yamato said. Well, several hour dada, yada, later…Ino Yamanaka won (don't ask me how. It involves cookies). After several battles later…It was only a few battles left because it's now Kiku Samuraio VS Hayato Takako.

"Now let's get fighting!" Yamato said. The two teammates went down together, but their rivalry was evident. Takahiro and Kankuro turned to each other.

"Was that such a good idea Sensei? They could badly injure each other out there." Takahiro said.

"I don't know Takahiro. I wish they could've picked other people for them." Kankuro said. He looked at the window. Kiku and Hayato's fight was about to begin.

Kara: Shh!!!!! Don't tell anyone I'm so watch some sneak peaks.

"Finally. This was what we were waiting for since the genin days."

"I will win. I've trained for this day."

"So have I."

"LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"