A/N: I'M BACK!
My PC crashed for a while, so I couldn't update. Now, I'm here again to give you the business! Oh, and a story.
I don't be owning none of these biznitches!
"JJ! I FOUND YOU!"
JJ heard a yell from the gym entrance. He turned around and saw his intern, Tony.
"JJ! WHERE'VE YA BEEN!" Tony ran up to his boss and gave him a big bear hug. The Animes just looked at the young Italian confused.
"Who is that guy?" Luffy asked.
"He looks like a complete tool" Ichigo responded.
"I think he's just a misunderstood guy with a wife and kids who is being controlled by a horrible boss, who forces him to work his butt off for JJ" Ten-Ten added.
"…Y'see, this is why we don't let you talk" Sasuke said.
Tony finally lets JJ go, and just looked at him happily.
"Ok, let's go! If we hurry, we can still make it to practice!" Tony ran to the entrance, but JJ just stood there.
"Um…" JJ murmured.
"What?"
"Tony, I gotta tell you something."
JJ explained the whole situation from start to the moment up to now.
"WHAT! BUT…BUT…BUT…"
"Tony, I need to help these guys out. Anime is a very great source of entertainment. And I am helping to preserve that. I need your support."
"But, what about…"
"Baseball can wait. Tonight, I'm doing something I'm born to do…
Play basketball."
"Wha…But…Um…*Sigh*, OK. But, my boss might fire me!"
"I'll speak to him. Now, help me train."
"…Yes, Mr. Jordans!" Tony answered enthusiastically.
"…Y'see, this is why we don't let you talk" Ichigo replied.
The Animes and the Humans trained like there was no tomorrow (because there might not be one in their case). They finally stopped, and JJ took a look at his well trained Unit.
"Ya'll ready?" he asked.
"YEAH!"
"Well then…
Let's play!"
(Above Ground)
The Verizon Center in Washington DC was being closed off and quarantined. This was the last in a series of quarantines around the country. The NBA Commissioner came on a podium and talked to the masses of reporters.
"Until we can determine the cause of the NBA Player's loss of talent, I am sorry to announce that we must perform a lock-down for the rest of the season. We are sorry for the inconvenience."
The Commissioner ended his announcement as the deluge of questions came in.
(Anime World)
A million vehicles were parked outside the Anirena; including a few limos, a hover board, a few Gundam, some hover cars, a blue dragon, and a giant toad.
"Be safe now, Gamabunta (Naruto)" Jiraiya (Naruto) said.
"Yeah; as a giant toad, I can get myself hurt" he replied sarcastically.
In the arena, billions of Animes squished together for the game of the century as the song "Pump Up the Jam" by Technotronic played on the speakers.
In the Locker Room, the Animes geared up for the game. Ichigo put on his sneakers; TK put his hat on; Nobita put his glasses on; Haruhi put a headband and some eye paint on as she shadow boxed; Mikuru took a sip of tea as Yuki just sat there reading a book; Inuyasha put his jersey on, but it didn't feel comfortable, so he ripped it up a bit and made it more comfortable for him; and Davis put on a football helmet, a sword, hiking boots, and boxing gloves.
"Just stay out of my way."
JJ put on his jersey and faced his team.
"It's time."
In a booth above the court; Doug Dimmadome was sitting around as Chester, AJ, Elmer, Sanjay, and Timmy were tending to his every need.
"Oh yeah. Anime will be all mine!" Dimmadome exclaimed.
In the announcers booth, the microphone was being pulled away from the sleeping commentator. It was pulled towards two little girls; one with red hair with two pigtails, and one with green hair with four pigtails.
"Ready Chiyo-chan!" Yotsuba (Manga of the same name) said.
"Ready!" Chiyo (Azumanga Daioh) replied. The little girls girls cleared their throats and spoke through the mic.
"LAAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEEEEEN!" Yotsuba said in a very deep, manly voice. "TONIGHT, WE PRESENT TO YOU, THE GREATEST BASKETBALL GAME EVER PLAYED! LET US INTRODUCE TO YOU, OUR DEFENDERS…"
"First…"Chiyo-chan started, "…he is the King of the Pirates, MONKEY D. LUFFY!"
Luffy ran out with a smile and a straw hat in his hand. He threw it in the air and caught it.
"NEXT! He's that moody fox demon, INUYASHA!"
Inuyasha jumped out and went rabid, but then….
"INUYASHA, SIT!" Kagome (Inuyasha) commanded from the crowd, which
immediately caused the poor fox demon to crash down to the ground.
"NEXT! THAT FREAKY GIRL AND HER WEIRD GROUP OF WEIRD FINDERS; HARUHI SUZUMIYA AND THE SOS BRIGADE!"
The SOS Brigade runs out with Mikuru wearing a very skimpy basketball jersey with no sports bra, which made Kyon stare at her angrily.
"What?" Haruhi asked confused.
Kyon kept looking at her angrily.
"*Sigh*, Fine, I'll change her.""Next, The Digi-Destined of Light and the Eight Digi-Destined, TK AND KARI!"
TK ran out carrying Kari on his back and threw her off. She then landed safely on her feet.
"NEXT! HE IS THE BRASH AND COCKY DIGI-DESTINED! DAVIS MOTOMIYA!"
Davis runs out excitedly; but unfortunately for him, the crowd wasn't really into him.
"…"
It was so silent, even the Cricketmon weren't chirping. The only thing heard was Veemon clapping for his partner.
"WOO-HOO! YEAH! GO DAVIS! WOO! Go! Go! Go. Go. …Go?" Veemon suddenly stopped as everyone in the crowd gave him dirty looks.
"I hate you all" Davis plainly said.
"Ooooook. NEXT UP! THE SHY, BUT BEAUTIFUL HINATA HYUGAAAA!"
Hinata comes out and waves to the fans. Many of the men even start wolf-whistling. Hinata starts to blush as she makes her way to the court.
"NOW! COMING UP; HE'S THAT ORANGE JUMPSUITED WONDER; THE NUMBER ONE, KNUCKLEHEADED NINJA; NARUTO UZUMAKI!"
Naruto jumps out from the locker room and pumps up the crowd. Chiyo then clears her throat again.
"AND FINALLY! COMING FROM THE ABOVE WORLD! HE IS THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER…"
"Wait, I thought Michael Jordan was the best Basketball player ever?" Chiyo-chan asked.
"…Who?" Yotsuba replied confused?
"Hmm…meh, before your time."
"Oh, OK then.", Yotsuba then continued her speech. "…THE ONE, THE ONLY;
JAYSON JORDAAAAAAAANS!"
JJ runs out to screams and cheers from the crowd, while Doug Dimmadome and his lackeys booed.
"NOW. FROM DIMMADOOM PARK; OUR EVIL INVADERS; THE DIMMALIENS!"
The Dimmaliens run out yelling and hollering crazily.
"YEAH! THOSE MY BOYS!" Dimmadome cheered.
"GOOOOO DIMMALIENS!" The five little boys cheered.
"AND INTRODUCING OUR CHEERLEADERS!" Out comes Konata and the rest of the Lucky Star Gang, and a special guest; Maka (Soul Eater)!
"I hate Slop Doggy sooooooo much" she said angrily.
"But I love your little cheerleader outfit!" Soul (Soul Eater) replied jokingly, which earned him a giant fist from Maka.
"Yeah! Go JJ!" Tony cheered on the sidelines.
JJ and Gary walked to the center of the court.
"Okay", Hikage (Lucky Star) said in her referee shirt, "I want a clean contest. So NO hitting!" She threw the ball into the air.
"Now if you want me, I'll be at the Burger Stand" Hikage said, walking off the court.
JJ and Gary jumped up to get the ball, and JJ pushed it towards Gohan, who caught it. He runs down the court, but is bumped off the court by Francis, who dribbles the ball all the way down to his their court and slam dunks the ball, giving the DimmAliens two points.
Luffy then gets the ball and dribbles it down the court. But suddenly, a quick flash of light runs across the court, snatching up Luffy. Crocker is then seen with Luffy shaped into a ball. He then jumps up an dunks him through the basket, for two points.
Next, JJ gets the ball. He crosses Crocker up, and shoots the ball, for two points as the crowd cheers.
"Please! I could do that with my 30 Gallon Hat!" Dimmadome taunted.
Meowth had the ball and dribbled down the court slowly, when Jorgen came up to him.
"Hey! You Can't foul me! It's against the ru…"
"ZAP!"
Jorgen blasted Meowth with his wand, which reduced him to a crisp.
"Meowth, that's right" he said as he melted.
The DimmAliens and the Animes played for the next twenty minutes; and in that time, the DimmAliens managed to wrack up point after point, until it was…
Animes: 2
DimmAliens: So high, not even Naruto "BELIEVES IT"!
The DimmAliens got the ball and had Jorgen dribble down the court. Hinata then came up to him.
"He he, look at the little fraulien!" (Yeah, I don't know how to spell the German word for girl).
Hinata then jumped up, grabbed the ball, and kicked his face down.
"HMPH!" Hinata ran off in a huff.
"Wow, she's amazing" Naruto said with hearts all around him.
"Calm down, lover boy" Davis said, rolling his eyes.
She ran down the court, but was encountered by the rest of the DimmAliens. She passed it to Davis, who then saw the DimmAliens charge towards him. Naruto dashed off in the other direction as Davis hurried to figure out what to do. He passed it to the crowd, and was it caught by Joey Wheeler (Yugioh).
"What the…"
*CRUSH*!
Joey was crushed under the weight of the DimmAliens as the buzzer rang, indicating the end of the first quarter.
"I can't believe this! The Animes are getting crushed…LITERALLY!" Chiyo said.
"Yeah! It might've been different if the Animes had their powers" Yotsuba agreed.
"Yes. Just four more quarters of this, and we own them!" Dimmadome gloated.
Meanwhile, the DimmAliens walked into their locker-room cheering.
"YEAH! We have this IN THE BAG!" Francis yelled out.
"Yes, and then when I have those magic girls, I'll have some…
FAIRY GODPARENTS!" He said, bumping his giant body around the room.
"HEY! WATCH OUT, YOU OVER-GROWN MAMAS BOY!", Jorgen scolded Crocker, "You could've bumped into my wand!"
"Whatever, you…
FAIRY GODPARENT, FAIRY GODPARENT, FAIRYGODPARENT…"
Crocker kept bouncing the room, and finally bumped into Jorgen's giant wand. It fell to the ground, and bent when it hit the floor.
"YOU IDIOT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD'VE DONE! YOU MIGHT'VE DESTROYED TIME AND SPACE!" Jorgen screamed at the top of his lungs. He checked to see if any damage was done.
"No, it's okay. You better be happy nothing happened! Because it if it did, you would've been shark meat!" the strongest fairy in Fairy World threatened.
In the Animes locker room, the team was tired and low on moral.
"You know what we should do?" Kyon asked.
"What?" Gohan wondered.
"Give up!" he answered frustrated.
"Not a very Anime thing to say", JJ said, "Usually you guys are begging to fight more."
"That's not my thing" Kyon said, laying back on the lockers, "Ask the shounen over there" he said, pointing to Gohan, Ash, Inuyasha, Luffy, and Ichigo.
"So?" JJ wondered, hoping that they would want to keep going."Usually I'm all for fighting the bad guy, but without our powers we're useless" Ichigo said out of character.
"What? Ash? Gohan?" A worried JJ asked.
"Yeah, giving up is the sensible thing to do" Gohan said.
"Hopefully, they won't work us to death to fast" Ash said, hanging his head down. Meanwhile, Naruto just got back from the water fountain with a bottle of water that said "JJRade".
"Hey guys!" he said with a grin on his face, "I have something for you!" He pulled the bottle from his back and showed it to his teammates.
"JJRADE! JJ'S NEW DRINK, DESIGNED TO RE-ENERGIZE YOU!"
"Naruto, you may be stupid, but we're not; that's just water from the water fountain. Try some new form of motivation" Sasuke said.
"*Pfffft*, Killjoy" he said dejectedly.
"Hey, gimme some of dat! I'm thirsty after that frying out there!" Meowth asked. Naruto passed Meowth the bottle, who started to gulp down the water fast. He then spit all of it in Pikachu's face.
"Man, I forgot how much the water tastes like piss!" He said as he wiped his mouth.
"Pika pika chu!" Pikachu yelled.
"Hey, calm down!" Meowth battled back.
"PIKA CHU!" Pikachu started to get angry.
"HA! What can you do to me? We're at equal strength now!" He exclaimed, not noticing the sparks being emitted from the angry Pikachu's red cheeks.
"You can't touch me! You can't touch me!"
"Stop it, Meowth!" Ash commanded.
"Ha! Make me!"
"Pi…Ka…
CHUUUUUUUUU!"
*ZAP!*
Pikachu used its Thundershock on Meowth, who stood there charred and smoking.
"Twice in a day, that's almost a record" he said before collapsing to the ground.
"WHOA! PIKACHU!" Ash exclaimed, surprised.
"Wait…" Ichigo said, "If that thunder rat can use its powers, than…" Ichigo pulled conjured up his zanpakuto and releases his Shikai, Zangetsu."Hey Ichigo, where've you been?" Zangetsu asked calmly.
"Dealing with idiots" Ichigo answered plainly.
"Yeah! We got our powers back!" Gohan said creating Ki around his hand.
"OH YEAH!" Luffy yelled out, stretching around the room.
"Hmm…" Yuki wondered in her mind, "Miss Suzumiya, are you hungry?"
"Yeah! I want a hamburger!" She demanded. Suddenly…
*CRASH!*
The Hamburger stand crashes through the locker room, with Hikage in it.
"Uuuum…this is only an illusion…" She said, trying to make the situation less awkward.
"Yep, she has her powers back" Kyon said.
"OH YEAH! WE ARE BACK IN BUSINESS!" Naruto exclaimed, "THE SECOND QUARTER IS OURS! BELIEVE IT!" They all then ran out to the court.
"Oh well, at least they're pumped up now" JJ said, following them out while shaking his head.
A/N: I am SOOOO glad to be back in this! I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! Please, keep on requesting the Anime you want here. And please review.