A/N. Thanks for the great reviews! They really make my day. So I had this idea, if you have any idea for a song you can PM me the theme and I'll try to see if I can make one. No promises though.

Max POV

So here I was, convincing Fang to go to the parking lot with me. Why you might ask? Because I stole his phone book and called every girl he ever dated and told them to come to the parking lot of the recording studio.

"Why do we need to go to the parking lot, Max?" he asked me

"Because I can't get my damn car started" I lied. He seemed to believe me and he started following me to the parking lot.

"So where's your car?" he asked

"Behind that truck" I lied but there was no car, instead there were 30 or so ex-girlfriends.

When we were finally there he stopped just before he saw the girls. "Max, you don't have a car" he remembered and his eyes went wide. He was about to run away when I grabbed his arm and yelled for the girls.

All of his Red Haired-Wonders came out, all dressed in too short dresses and too tight shirts. "Fang!" they yelled.

"I heard you want to get back together with me!"

"I heard you missed me!"

"I heard you still think of me!"

"I heard you never stopped loving me!"

Fang looked terrified as the sea of red moved around him. I made a run for it and watched from a safe distance what was happening. I burst into laughter! Well, I am in the business of misery.

"I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS MAXIMUM RIDE! YOU HEAR ME!" I heard Fang yell, which of course only made me laugh harder.

Fang POV

So much lipstick. So much red. So much girls. Max will pay.

When I finally escaped the hell I ran to my hotel room and locked myself in. I cleaned myself up and finally relaxed. How to get back at Max? How to get back at Max?

I remember Nudge saying something about Max hating snakes. Well, things would be interesting in the morning.

Max POV

The morning sun fried my eyelids. I stretched my arms and when I put my hands down I felt something…slithery. My eyes snapped open and I saw at least a dozen snakes in my bed. I screamed.

I know, I know, lame right? Me, Maximum Ride screaming? Well, I am not afraid of anything…except snakes. IT IS NOT FUNNY! Indiana Jones is afraid of snakes too!

"FAAANNNGGG!" I screamed knowing he did this.

I jumped out of bed just as he appeared in my doorway.

"Yes, Max dear?" he said smiling

"You are so gonna get it" I growled then began to chase him. He ran out the door and down the hallway. He was going to get a beating when I get to him.

He ran down the stairs and I chased him. We were in the lobby when I tackled him and he landed on…Roger.

Roger was soaked in coffee he was holding minutes before. He looked up at the two of us, shocked. "My suit" he whispered.

This was not good. Not good at all.

Fang POV

We knocked down Roger, who was now soaked in coffee. I glanced at Max and gulped. Roger slowly stood up and looked back and forth between us. "You two will have this dry cleaned right now! And whatever you two were doing, you are no longer allowed to!" he half yelled, half said to us.

"But Max started it" I said weakly, jeez we were like kids again.

"I don't care who started it! I'm ending it!" he scolded us and we hung our heads. "Am I clear?" he asked and we both nodded our heads. "Good" he said and went off to change his suit I guess.

It really was an interesting morning.

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