Drabble 7: Formal

"I hate this."

"I know."

"I look stupid."

"You don't!"

"…"

"…Okay… maybe a little-"

"I TOLD YOU!"

"C'mon, Nat! Where's your patriotism?"

"I must've dropped it somewhere the way when Women's Rights were challenged."

"…Oh. Um.. okay, yeah, I get that."

"So I can change?"

"Nope."

"UGH."

"You look adorable, Nat."

"I look like the fucking flag puked on me."

"…"

"Are you laughing?"

"Maybe… but, shush. Your dress looks fine. Let's go watch some fireworks, Miss America."

"You're in for hell this Christmas."

(Author note: Happy Fourth of July! EAGLE SCREECH!)