Undyne and Alphys stare at you for a very long, uncomfortable time.

"… … Ph… phphtt… PPPHHHHTTTTTWA HA HA HA HA HA!" Undyne bursts a gut.

You flush, looking down shamefully.

"O-oh Frisk… that is so… so cute!" Alphys flushes, putting her clawed hands to her cheeks. "I never saw this one coming! And all along I thought you looked up to him like a brother…"

You shake your head, still burning red.

"That… i-is…" She tries to continue over Undyne's continuous hoots and hollers of laughter on the floor. "That is really, really cute!" She squees a bit before whispering to herself. "I wonder… a date? He's so awkward though…" She looks up quickly, seeing you were trying to hear her mumbles. "O-oh! Well… Frisk, I think you should give it a shot!"

Undyne finally collects herself to your relief and stand up. "Eheh.. heh… Look, punk. I think he's a lost cause… For one, the guy has never shown any romantic interest of any sort. And two, who even knows how old he is? He keeps so much to himself…"

"Well, I-I think she has a chance!" Alphys announces. Undyne gives her a skeptical look. "I-I mean…" Alphys continues, "Maybe she didn't when we all first met her… b-but… that was 5 years ago! Frisk has matured! She is no longer a child! And maybe Sans won't think of her as one either…" Alphys makes curvy hand gestures to suggest Frisk's body shape. "S-she's becomes a lovely person now…" Alphys quickly regrets the last comment a little when she sees Undyne's slightly jealous glance.

"Well…" Undyne says, thinking on her friend's comments. "Ah what the heck… Maybe you got a chance, punk. You just gotta be really, REALLY patient with this one. It may take a lot to get him to realize you are not joking around… because he takes everything as a joke… Heck, you might have to be stabbingly blunt, too. And I mean it! Stab your affection right into his week spot! In between his ribs!" Suddenly, Undyne is bursting with enthusiasm about this.

"W-well… or we can help!" Alphys suggests! "We can pretty her up! Make it more obvious that Frisk is now a mature, datable human!" Alphys suddenly runs out of the room and comes back with several boxes, all of them labelled different things. You read 'costumes' and 'wigs' and 'make-up' on a few of them.

"That's right, Alphys!" Undyne barks with excitement. "We are still going to make you look sexy for your big day! Now we will just gear the focus of your final look so that it will satisfy Sans's interests!"

"Um… Undyne? W-what is Sans's interests…?" Alphys asks.

Another awkward silents floats through the room.

"..Uh… you know… I have no idea…" Undyne says, staring blankly off in the distance. She seems to be trying really hard to come up with some kind of idea that would sexually please the skeleton.

"I once heard him say 'my true love'… but that was towards a ketchup bottle…"

"Well… let's t-take a look and see what I have… maybe we can… improvise?" Alphys suggests.

The two monsters grab ahold of you and place you down in a chair. To your terror, you are thrown through many varieties of cute costumes, outfits, wigs and accessories. Undyne at one point attempts to stab blush on your cheeks with her spear, but is stopped by a frightened Alphys.

Alphys does your make up, and after 3 hours, the two eventually figure out the perfect outfit.

"Oh, F-Frisk! You looks wonderful!" Alphys chants excitedly.

"Alright, go on and look in the mirror, punk! See what you think!" Undyne says, pointing to a grand mirror that is tilted up against the wall.

You hesitantly approach the mirror and peer inside it.

You seem to be wearing a cute sundress… but you look closer and their are illustrations of mustard, ketchup, relish, hot sauce and mayonnaise bottles sloppily drawn onto the fabric… Your make up looks a bit too cheery and girly for your tastes… but looks pretty good other than that. Your hair is tied up high into a ponytail with a familiar looking faded ribbon.

"On second thought-" Undyne comes over and undoes the ribbon in your hair. "The high ponytail is my look… you don't want him associating you with me."

"I got an idea!" Alphys comes over and takes the faded ribbon. She ties the ribbon around the back of your neck and into a bow on the top of your head. She then takes a ketchup packet and sticks it onto the bow with some super-glue. "I saw a really cute girl in an anime with this look… I think it will compliment the dress you have on." Alphys says.

You look back in the mirror. You look like an anime character…that is obsessed with condiments… but other than that, you think you look pretty cute.

"My best guess is Sans will pay more attention to you if you have all his favorite foods on your cute outfit. Then he will notice the cute outfit and then notice how cute you are! So this should knock him dead!" Undyne says.

"B-but…. isn't he already dead?" Alphys says, thinking about skeletons in general.

"Oh my gosh, no!" Undyne exclaims. "If he was, he wouldn't be able to walk around and talk! And make those awful puns…"

"I guess you are right…" Alphys nods.

"Well this hangout has been fun!" Undyne flashes you another toothy smile. "You still have time before your party tonight. What are you gonna do?"

(Where are you gonna go next?)

To Sans's House (Ch. 15)

Back Home (Ch. 16)

"Alrighty, well see you later tonight!" Undyne exclaims as she and Alphys walks you to the door.

"G-Good luck, Frisk! We know you can do it!" Alphys cries excitedly.

"Yeah, punk! Punny bones won't know what hit him!"

You thank them both for their help and exit the house with a wave of farewell.