Girlfriend
Freddie's p o v
In conclusion class ..
Huh?
I woke up with a start to see where Mr. Howard was standing there was now a smoking hot 26 year old in a bikini balancing a beach ball. She was licking her lips calling out to me . Behind her was a gorgeous beach with full lush waves.
Oh Mr. Benson pay attention there will be a lesson on this after school my desk 3 o'clock sharp
She was sitting on her desk holding her left leg out tracing her fingers up it bent over so her plumb assets were showing my eyes loved the view.
I can't wait...I'm sure to get a A..
Yes you will you always get a A in my book babe you know how to please your girlfriend big man..
My mouth tingled as I smiled I couldn't wait ..her legs looked so full and long they reminded me of Carly's...
Oh Benson Earth to Benson
Huh?
I awoke to a start shaking my head when I saw it was all a dream Mr. Howard wasn't a hot 26 year old he was just a pooping old man who couldn't see the entire class was laughing at him.
Uh Freddie
Carly pointed to my chin I blinked too tired to get what she was saying she touched hers in a side ways motion I squinted what was she trying to say?
Oh for the love of god nub your drooling
Sam yelled throwing a text book at me
Hey that hurt!
Not as much as your face hurts my eyes
Sam be nice!
Why?
Cause I asked you to be and I am your girlfriend so you have to make me happy
Okay cupcake
She asks you once and it's okay cupcake I beg and plead for years and all I get is a declining sperm count each time courtesy of your foot?
Yea pretty much sums it up droolnub
You suck Puckett
Yea I do
That's not a compliment dumb bunny
Oh it can be
No it's really not
Oh it really can be ..I mean my girlfriends always say they love when I suck ..
Sam!
Carly squealed her hand flying over Sam's mouth I started to feel sick I did not need to know details about Sam's sex life.
Sick freak
Loser
Benson , Puckett got something to say? Say it out loud
Sam stood up
Did you forget your pampers today Mr. Howard cause you stink!
Everyone started laughing as he started to spin looking for the offending odor when he saw the brown skittles he started screaming like a little girl.
Nice one Gibster
Thanks nice move yourself Momma
Yea awesome Girlfriend..
Wendy and Gibby high-fived Sam all of us were laughing even Carly who's face was bright red as she grabbed Sam kissing her in a attempt to stop herself from laughing. I thought she would fall on the floor she was laughing so hard , Sam of course had no problem letting her girlfriend kiss her so passionately.
Hello kids..
Everyone looked up well almost everyone Carly and Sam weren't coming up for air any time soon to see what Principal Franklin had to say.
Everyone else settled down becoming quiet.
Excellent job guys I don't see why he has so many problems with this class you are all so well behaved anyway Mr. Howard had to leave for personal reasons ..
Yea he was never potty trained
Sam that was not...
Sam was still lip locked with Carly and for once hadn't made the comment but now all eyes were on them Carly was now beat red again as Sam grinned sinking down in her seat holding Carly's hand.
Sam we need tot talk later my office
Yes Ted
It's principal Franklin Sam we have been over this
Well any who on to your homework
Everyone groaned he held up his hands laughing
Hold on this assignment is not due till the end of the year
Everyone cheered expect Sam who yawned as she put her head back down.
Take notes Carl's or don't..
Sam's head fell against Carly's writing arm which Carly tried to get free but Sam's fingers gripped it tight.
She finally sighed and gave up staring straight ahead grunting for a minute then her gaze would fall to Sam's sleeping form and she would sigh. I could see Carly was trying to be mad but couldn't when she would gaze at Sam and see how cute she looked.
It was quite funny but made me glad I wasn't dating maybe not having a girlfriend would be less distracting.
Your Assignment is to pick a person and follow their process through the year analogize their choices emotions facts and decisions and how everything effects their choices ..show lessons learned that have been taught from generation to generation and what lessons can be learned for the future I want it in a form of a poem or song with a essay.
Class dismissed
Thank god!
Sam jumped up pumping her fist
Don't hold back on how you feel girlfriend..
Sam glared back at me as I slowly backed up certain she was going to pound me silly even though it was Wendy that had said it she raised her fist and locked eyes with me then grabbed Carly and kissed her.
Carly squeaked but braced her hands on Sam's shoulders as she dipped her head getting into the kiss.
Kids were whispering and pointing ..Principle Franklin cleared his throat but Sam and Carly only deepened their kiss. The bell rang as everyone got up.
Thank god we have theater next I was seriously about to fall in a coma sitting there listening to him rant on and on did anybody else catch that assignment I swear it's the same on Mrs. Briggs gave before break.
We laughed as we stretched out on the stage.
Carly stretched out as Sam helped her by massaging her shoulders pushing down on her shoulders and back. I grunted I could never do that they were so flexible Carly's legs were so long and developed.
Dang Benson you make this so easy to win this bet
No way!
Focus Benson stop staring I told myself over and over as Carly grunted which meant she was flat as she stretched which was amazing.
Everyone was envious of Sam everyone wanted a girlfriend or boyfriend as hot and flexible as her.
Once everyone was on stage I set my av stuff up along with the other Av club members while they did vocals and warmups . Music blasted as they danced it was the most I ever saw Sam move and she was totally into it she loved to dance it was kind of cool to see how peaceful she looked.
She was battling another dancer which made me laugh even warming up she had to challenge someone.
Okay Sam Carly pump us up begin now your word is girlfriend say sing do something with that word...
Carly pointed at Sam and started to sing ..
You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright (alright, alright, alright)?
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I'm the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Excellent job ladies class did you see how Sam responded to Carly's words how her face showed emotions every second was a different one did you see how Carly's body reacted to Sam's emotions? Perfect interactions girls now we see why their called Cam by all those crazy iCarly fans out there.
Nothing will ever tear these two apart huh?
Just then the doors burst open and a new student raced in breathless and sweaty dropping her books. I looked up damn she was hot! She had long legs that traveled the length of a football field she was wearing a short black skirt and a cute flowery pink halter top. Long black boots that went up to her knee's to be a gentlemen. I went to get up to help her and felt myself falling as Sam tripped me. I fell straight into the new girls chest. My checks were a ball of flames as I felt Sam's eyes watching me everyone else was laughing. Someone called out
" Have a nice trip Benson?
Hey see you in the fall wait it is fall way to fall into it Benson head first that' ay boy
Embarrassment couldn't even begin to describe how I felt.
I'm so sorry
Nub!
Sam yelled out earning her a slap on the shoulder from Carly who was grinning , why did she always have to ruin my chance? Every-time I was into a girl she always went and killed it. She couldn't even let me try to impress someone she always had to give me a bad rep before I could say a word.
Just once I wanted a chance to have a girlfriend of my own it was annoying being the only one without a girlfriend Cam had each other Gibby had Tasha , Spencer had too many to count.
Hey Freddie
Hey...
I paused how did she know my name? My vision scanned her up and down where did I know her from?
You don't remember me Freddie do you?
I was speechless she looked hurt how could I forget such a beauty? She sounded so sweet if I had
Known her there was no way I would forget her.
It's okay I've changed a lot in the last few years I know I'm like crazy taller now and my hair is super long I got color contacts I just wanted to thank you for being so sweet to me..before..you know...
No I had no idea but I did know that her scent was making me weak and the way her fingers traced my chest it was driving me crazy...
I know you prob didn't know I knew but I did and it was real sweet I know you won...
Missy!
Sam's shriek dominated everything else as Brad and Wendy and Carly all raced after her grabbing her our poor drama teacher just looked lost.
It was Carly's eyes that held my eyes her expression was hard to read if you didn't know her well but I did . She was thinking why did Missy come back? After all this time? What did she want? Sam's face was like a tomato beat red ready to explode.
Chill girlfriend chill
Don't tell me to chill I'm gonna kill her!
Why didn't you just stay on that trip no one here missed you
I came to make amends I came to say I was sorry
You can't have Carly
Hey I can speak for myself Sam
Sam's face almost launched into full panic mode she fell into total silence her face paled as I saw the panic in her eyes the questions racing through her mind. The same ones I was now asking myself. What was Carly going to say? She was known to forgive people and Missy was one of her oldest friends. Would she forgive her? She had to know that Sam would take that as a betrayal right?
Carly squinted her eyes to Missy's level she was just a few inches shorter now somehow I found myself going over to Sam putting my hands on her shoulders.
Carly I know I have no right to ask you
For anything forgiveness or acceptances what I did to you was wrong on so may levels
I was younger then though and I wasn't mature I didn't know what I wanted out of life I was mad at
The world at my dad for moving so many times plus I missed you I let things go way too far and I am so sorry for that.
Missy generally looked sorry and I started to feel sorry for her her eyes had misted over she was
trembling now as she stood self-consciously in front of us kids were whispering and pointing. Sam was white as a ghost fists white from clenching so tight. Blood drawn from her own nails digging into her palms.
Carly had her own pain from all the times her dad's career made them move so I watched I could see Missy's words were getting to her.
$20 down she cracks
Shut-up Gibby
Fro real I'm saying limited time offer two seconds it goes to $80 and then it goes to...
Crack..
Carly's hand smashed across Missy's face her eyes tore into her eyes.
Go away Missy you can't crawl back into my life after what you did with a thousand fake apologies I'm sick of it you blew it last time.
Carly please hear me out
No you hear me Missy I grew up I'm not a little girl you knew I won't take anymore B.S maybe you should of thought of this before you tried to destroy iCarly
I haven't forgotten the sound of Sam being sick for hours or how pale she was I haven't forgotten the lies Missy and I won't fall for them again so take your sob story and go somewhere else find someone who cares cause I don't.
Missy looked around crushed as tears fell from her eyes Carly rolled hers shaking her head looking Missy up and down. I had never seen Carly look so disgusted or Sam so shocked .
One more thing Missy
Ye-ah?
Missy's voice shock soft and low.
Don't ever mess with Sam again things have changed around here
Sam isn't just my best friend anymore
She's my girlfriend
Just like that Carly grabbed Sam and kissed her in front of everyone.